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Reverse Tarzan

Speed to First Woot:
0m 15.000s
First Sucker:
ghemman
Last Wooter to Woot:
Toddmonkey4
Last Purchase:
10 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 50% of Shirt Woots
Top 19% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2170

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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auggie24


quality posts: 23 Private Messages auggie24



*My ticket into the Shirts on Sale Sad Rat Race

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JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Grats Jon!!!! Nice to see you got a daily since you didn't win the derby!!

I still want your clocks...

Zenne


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Zenne

I have so been waiting for a monkey-wearing-a-bowling-hat-with-a-tie-and-suit design. Awesome!

(Congrats on the print! )

heartluce


quality posts: 10 Private Messages heartluce

Congrats on the print Jon!

UntrueProphecy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages UntrueProphecy

Do you guys just HATE my money, or...? What's the matter with you. I don't want a gigantic monkeyhead with a bowler in sepia tone on my shirt.

TAYLORT5


quality posts: 1 Private Messages TAYLORT5

Seurat the dot greatness on cream!!...hmmmm


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AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

Huzzah, a Von Monkey original!

sirhcmin6


quality posts: 2 Private Messages sirhcmin6

llo whys my face on there

auggie24


quality posts: 23 Private Messages auggie24

Reminds me of this one, which I should have bought.



edit: On the fence with this one... too many shirts already to work into a good rotation.

mesmerelda03


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mesmerelda03

monkeys scare me, i'll pass.

crazydom


quality posts: 0 Private Messages crazydom

The design itself isn't bad but who would want to wear this on a shirt?!

SpastasticNomadic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SpastasticNomadic

Congrats, Jon. I'd still love to grace my walls with a print of either Helium or Mandelion.

realitytwist


quality posts: 0 Private Messages realitytwist

agreed, nice design, not something i wish to adorn on my chest. pass.

friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

Oh, I do love this, i do i do. But am I *in* love with it? That remains to be seen.

EDIT: remembered that i dropped $15 on a spiffy new hat for my Halloween costume this afternoon. I think that makes my decision for me.

mikeymet


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mikeymet

'Cream' is the cream on top of the poo-sundae that is this shirt.

I like-ah, doo-dah, dah-cha-cha

outmywindow


quality posts: 1 Private Messages outmywindow

Reminds me of the short story "A Report to an Academy" by Franz Kafka.

That said, not interested.

2n2is5


quality posts: 1 Private Messages 2n2is5

Hopefully the stippling will render on the shirts as nicely as it appears online.

Should sell better than yesterdays shirt - only 314 for the sad comic.

Invisiblemoose


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Invisiblemoose

...At least it's interesting.

PJLime


quality posts: 1 Private Messages PJLime

Beautiful. Thanks for the chuckles. I bought a shirt already this week!

JWNeeley


quality posts: 0 Private Messages JWNeeley

I swear the shirts they print during the week are the winners of the worst shirt possible derby.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
endangeredomega wrote:Oh, I do love this, i do i do. But am I *in* love with it? That remains to be seen.



Did you ever see this on DBH? It looked great there.

But this is the one I wanted: Family Time

TAYLORT5


quality posts: 1 Private Messages TAYLORT5

wooter "chimpchimp" bought one can you believe it?


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DavidHart


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DavidHart

A monkey in a bowler hat on a cream shirt... Yep, that's just what I need...

Oh, wait a sec... I forgot, I'm just not a monkey cream T-shirt wearing kind of guy..

Oh well, next please!

David

BigJake


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BigJake

I didn't even know Monkeys could cry...

I can't! It's all the hat!

clivestaples7


quality posts: 0 Private Messages clivestaples7


Not for me... but I have nothing in particular against it. Congrats on the print.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

Jon, you have a really distinctive style. I instantly recognized this as a von monkey, and I am by no means a t-shirt aficionado. Nice work.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

TheMagicalTurtle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages TheMagicalTurtle

Reminds me of the Futurama episode.

Stark


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Stark

Hey, do you like Bananas? I got her number; how do you like them bananas?

antlp89


quality posts: 0 Private Messages antlp89

Sold. This is an awesome shirt.

Stark


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Stark

Professor Farnsworth: Come on, Gunther. Take the hat!
Fry: No, the banana. The banana!
Professor Farnsworth: Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of the—
Fry: Banana, banana, banana!

valarking


quality posts: 0 Private Messages valarking

Wear this shirt if you want to look as much like a creep as possible.

brn2bld


quality posts: 0 Private Messages brn2bld

Me likey. In for 1

thejakeyl88


quality posts: 16 Private Messages thejakeyl88

This is the first shirt I can honestly say I'm torn on. Half of me doesn't like it but the other have loves the colors and the curious design. I have 10.00 extra sitting in my paypal right now as we speak. I'd like to get it but not knowing what shirts I'll see from now until the derby kind of makes me want to save that 10.00 in case something better comes along. I'll have to think about this one for a bit. I'll be back later tonight.

If I don't see you no more in this world, I betcha on the next one you'll know me! Don't be late!

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
thejakeyl88 wrote:This is the first shirt I can honestly say I'm torn on. Half of me doesn't like it but the other have loves the colors and the curious design. I have 10.00 extra sitting in my paypal right now as we speak. I'd like to get it but not knowing what shirts I'll see from now until the derby kind of makes me want to save that 10.00 in case something better comes along. I'll have to think about this one for a bit. I'll be back later tonight.



Oh no!!! Don't waffle on the monkey!!

haydawn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages haydawn

YUCK what the hell where have the cool shirts gone?? this is not worth 10$

antonious13


quality posts: 1 Private Messages antonious13

yay

that's 10 bucks for me to keep


keep em coming, woot, I might actually start saving money . . .

zhak


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zhak

Love this! I'll know tomorrow whether or not I'm in for one.

mwdigian


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mwdigian

I have to consider it. I would have bought it if it wasn't a full print and now I have to think about it...

Silverpsycho


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Silverpsycho
thejakeyl88 wrote:This is the first shirt I can honestly say I'm torn on. Half of me doesn't like it but the other have loves the colors and the curious design. I have 10.00 extra sitting in my paypal right now as we speak. I'd like to get it but not knowing what shirts I'll see from now until the derby kind of makes me want to save that 10.00 in case something better comes along. I'll have to think about this one for a bit. I'll be back later tonight.


I'm the same way with this one. There's something I truly like but something is keeping me from pushing the button to say "I want one."

I must say I take back everything I ever said about the creme shirts in the past because once I got a creme shirt as a random, I really liked it and I prefer it over white shirts.

So I'll think about this. Congrats to the artist.

Trading: Guts & Reverse Tarzan (both are size WL)