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Row Vs. Wade

Speed to First Woot:
0m 9.000s
First Sucker:
Plumparock
Last Wooter to Woot:
miketeller
Last Purchase:
3 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 33% of Shirt Woots
Top 30% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
4867

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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dave5104


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*My ticket into the Shirts on Sale Sad Rat Race

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dunz0


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dunz0

this is a funny one

equinoxide


quality posts: 0 Private Messages equinoxide

oh wow i was expecting right vs left...

Zeusandhera


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Zeusandhera
Don’t wear this shirt: and then take it off and put it on a coathanger. That would be in bad taste.



Wow... I mean wow... Someone at woot has some serious orbs.

And I mean that.

Wow.

cortinator


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cortinator

I've been waiting for this one <3

logicalcooper


quality posts: 1 Private Messages logicalcooper

"Don’t wear this shirt: and then take it off and put it on a coathanger. That would be in bad taste."

Oh snap--Abortion joke!

Koheran


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Koheran

Glad this shirt won.

monkeyhihi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages monkeyhihi

I know so many people that'd be offended by this shirt...

But it got a chuckle out of me.

hurley3941


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hurley3941

hahaha. love this shirt
in for 1

Darquis


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Darquis

Oh man the commentary is absolutely slaying me tonight.

I've heard that baby blue shirts have issues after a couple washes - is this true, to those who have bought them?

verbisactionword


quality posts: 1 Private Messages verbisactionword

Damn..missed first sucker by a few seconds...giddily in for one!

"If your mother says she loves you...check it out."
-Journalism Proverb

kennaay


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kennaay

paper v. plastic was my fave sad that didnt make it through, i will probably buy left v right, and walrus v eggmen though.

jordan314


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jordan314

hehe reminds me of
http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/405

infiniteammo


quality posts: 4 Private Messages infiniteammo

They should be facing off, as if about to duel. Would get the VS. part across better!

Koheran


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Koheran
Darquis wrote:Oh man the commentary is absolutely slaying me tonight.

I've heard that baby blue shirts have issues after a couple washes - is this true, to those who have bought them?



chyea!
i bought perpetual emotion and it got some sort of white mark on it when i washed it twice.
i dont wear that one anymore, although it was a great shirt.

sasukechaos


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sasukechaos

oooh.... clever, woot, clever.

Subtle...

davechronic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages davechronic

without the caption, no one would get the reference.

Tparks3


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Tparks3

Too soon

klubduescher


quality posts: 1 Private Messages klubduescher

it might be better if they added row vs. wade on the shirt itself. then more people would get it.

gstaubli


quality posts: 1 Private Messages gstaubli

I would buy this shirt in an instant... IF most people were capable of understanding the joke without needing wording.

For the record: I'm pro-abortion completely.

mactraveler


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well, this is totally bogus. Right Vs. Left won the voting, not this.

http://www.shirtderbystats.com/cderby.asp?view=topten&derby=Versus

serious orbs, indeed.

verbisactionword


quality posts: 1 Private Messages verbisactionword

Check that out--thus far, it's the red states buying the most of these...

"If your mother says she loves you...check it out."
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Rampant


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Rampant

This would work if: 1) Roe versus Wade was not extremely specious 2) Roe versus Wade actually had any impact (without it, the power would merely devolve to the states, many of which would keep it legal; it would only hit the poor) and 3) were not stick figures

but sure, 1st place llo

emcee2k


quality posts: 1 Private Messages emcee2k

This is funny, but no one would get it with out knowing the derby theme.

a681639


quality posts: 0 Private Messages a681639

eh, much better than this in the competition. ill pass

Saintness


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For it being what it is, its actually a pretty damn funny shirt. Not one I'd wear, but still funny.

logicalcooper


quality posts: 1 Private Messages logicalcooper
mactraveler wrote:well, this is totally bogus. Right Vs. Left won the voting, not this.

http://www.shirtderbystats.com/cderby.asp?view=topten&derby=Versus

serious orbs, indeed.



That site is only an estimator. Woot never reveals the winner early.

snarkygal


quality posts: 4 Private Messages snarkygal
Darquis wrote:Oh man the commentary is absolutely slaying me tonight.

I've heard that baby blue shirts have issues after a couple washes - is this true, to those who have bought them?



No, not true. I have 2 baby blue shirts, one dating back to the third shirt Woot ever printed and both are still looking fine after many, many washes. My two are Robot Service and Creative Thought Process...if anybody wants to check how old they are.

Kisisie


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Kisisie

I'm going to throw my comment out there as the stick in the mud that says the coat hanger joke was in poor taste.

Also, I would totally buy it as it's a smart design; however, I would feel like I was advocating for this decision which I completely disagree with.

mactraveler


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mactraveler
klubduescher wrote:it might be better if they added row vs. wade on the shirt itself. then more people would get it.



which is ecxactly why i have said this design is an epic f a i l. because of the no text rule, the challenge was to get the message across without having to have text or the wearer constantly having to explain the design to causual observers.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
Zeusandhera wrote:Wow... I mean wow... Someone at woot has some serious orbs.

And I mean that.

Wow.



so.... a guy wrote it?

justincredibleg


quality posts: 9 Private Messages justincredibleg

love it! I am getting one

egsaba


quality posts: 0 Private Messages egsaba
mactraveler wrote:well, this is totally bogus. Right Vs. Left won the voting, not this.

http://www.shirtderbystats.com/cderby.asp?view=topten&derby=Versus

serious orbs, indeed.



shirtderbystats is completely official and sanctioned by woot.

any deviation means mass voter fraud.

radioboy34


quality posts: 0 Private Messages radioboy34

Why baby blue? Why not a nice dark blue? Love the shirt but I loathe baby blue.

155 Woots so far
77 on Woot, 35 on Sellout.Woot,38 on Shirt.Woot, 2 on Wine.Woot, and 2 on Kids.woot
5 for 19 on Barrels of Crud ...I suck at these

PermaBuzzed


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Rampant wrote:This would work if: 1) Roe versus Wade was not extremely specious 2) Roe versus Wade actually had any impact (without it, the power would merely devolve to the states, many of which would keep it legal; it would only hit the poor) and 3) were not stick figures

but sure, 1st place llo



I find it hilarious, that you attempt to "devolve" one of the most ground-breaking supreme court decisions in American history, into claiming it has "no impact". Now lets analyze the intelligence of your comment. Marijuana is legalized in small amounts within a few states, would it be "different" if it were federally legalized? Of course it would, this also applied to pleasantly upbeat marriage etc. So please think before you speak Mr. I registered in June 2008.

Oh yea, excellent shirt, in for one.

JadenKale


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equinoxide wrote:oh wow i was expecting right vs left...



no no... that'll be tomorrow.

Gatzby


quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby
egsaba wrote:shirtderbystats is completely official and sanctioned by woot.

any deviation means mass voter fraud.



Trying to get it out of the way early this year? =P

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wizzdingo


quality posts: 6 Private Messages wizzdingo

I hope woot will get its 1100 purchases from those that voted for this shirt. I'm sure they will.

Favs

peppersagooddog


quality posts: 0 Private Messages peppersagooddog
egsaba wrote:shirtderbystats is completely official and sanctioned by woot.

any deviation means mass voter fraud.





LMFAO