tigerlillies wrote:Sure, why not? I love this mouse!
Alright here goes nothin!
Heye, my names Mickey, Mickey the mouse. Now i no wut ur thinking, "oh hes that won mouse in Steamboat Willie!" well ur RONG!!!! im actually Mickey Mouse's brother. u see, when my dad had to name all of us he was a bit TOO drunk to think of anything so he named all seven of us boys Mickey after the drink Mickey Finn and all for of the gurls Minnie, which was the name of the stripper that he gave ALL of our money two. Yes yes, what ur about to say is, "well if there r so many of u than why dont Wii know abowt you?" well the trooth is this, my dad went a bit craz! But lets save that story for anothur teyeme!
Well now your wodnering "why dont i know a thing about yu!" right? Wen the populer Mickey wus growing up he wus perfect at everytheeng; he wus a modul, acter, and a bowtdriver! My mom and dad treeted him like royaltee weyele i had to sit in the corner and watch. The only thing that cheered me up wus Minnie, yea i know, going out with ur sister is weard. But hey, were mice, deal with it. Minnie and i had a few kids but than i found out she wus cheating on me with that rich bassturd of a brother, Mickey Mouse! She soon left me and i wus left for dead with my too kids, Nemo and Ratatouille. But than i met the most beeutifull mouse in the world, Miss Bianca! We loved each other dearly but our carears were in a slump.
She was sent on a mishun to save somebody who wus beeng cept hawstage by the yakuza in Tokyo, Japan. But by the teyeme she got there the yakuza had thrown the boy off of the Tokyo Opera City towur. Bianca was fired soon aftur. i myself have NEVER had a job until resuntly, ive been volunteering for some sientists! They dont pay me anything yet but they suply meye family with food and shelter. shur my body has been morfed a lot and i suck at speling but hay, i shur do luv meye famile!
O and befour i go, i need to tell u something! the sientists capturd a geye named Edgar! i gess they were going two make it so hee couldnt draw gud no more. him and i talk a lot. won daee wen the sientists tuk me out i bit them and opened Edgar's cage so hii culd eskap. he told mii that he maks shirts and sed sins i helped him that he wuld use mii for a desin! This way he maks monee and i can get $10 for evry shert thats bot! so pleez help mii and meye famile hav a better leyef!