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Speed to First Woot:
0m 50.000s
First Sucker:
winnie71
Last Wooter to Woot:
giglik
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 40% of Shirt Woots
Top 38% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
759

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Purchaser Seniority

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  • 89% bought 1
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boredterry


quality posts: 0 Private Messages boredterry



*My ticket into the Shirts on Sale Sad Rat Race

Once you get your shirt, why don't you post a pic?

ramyb


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ramyb

Seems like it's rodent week- This very strange I feel on a shirt, I'm afraid that it would print way too large to be interesting. Congrats to the artist though.

sekiyoku


quality posts: 18 Private Messages sekiyoku

Interesting concept, although I feel that the cheese holes are very... dizzying. Are they supposed to be one rat?

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

If you gave me 100 guesses, I'd have never guessed this was GodMachine.

Guess word's gotten around about what wooters like, eh?

wugsby


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wugsby

Of course you should buy it. You know...

To let everyone know that you're THE BIG CHEESE.

Leo5000watts


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Leo5000watts

yeah..i don't know about getting the rat shirt outta the closet...CHEDDAH!!

wollner


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wollner

couldn't pay me 2 pounds of cheddar to wear this shirt.

heartluce


quality posts: 10 Private Messages heartluce
AdderXYU wrote:If you gave me 100 guesses, I'd have never guessed this was GodMachine.

Guess word's gotten around about what wooters like, eh?



Xactly.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

I really like the idea, but the mouse looks strange. I think it would have been better if he had looked happier as opposed to drunk.

Although I suppose many would consider the two states synonymous.

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JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
brchickery wrote:People are going to wear this?


well... winnie71 says yes XP

Sadly, this isn't the best representation of Godmachine's work.

acutevt


quality posts: 12 Private Messages acutevt

I like cheese that much.

Wine newb? Seasoned pro? This is a recommendation engine for wine.

winnie71


quality posts: 1 Private Messages winnie71

Yay, like 50 woot shirts, and finally 1st sucker!!

winnie71


quality posts: 1 Private Messages winnie71
JadenKale wrote:well... winnie71 says yes XP

Sadly, this isn't the best representation of Godmachine's work.



Haha, I work w/ kids, and have a very liberal dress code. I know a few that will crack up at this shirt!

brchickery


quality posts: 2 Private Messages brchickery

I'm not saying it's a bad design, I'm just saying who is wearing this....

azdarkknight


quality posts: 4 Private Messages azdarkknight

wow, the rats just plain nasty looking... Seems like now woot have kids sizes that most of the designs are towards that age range.

FartBubbler


quality posts: 0 Private Messages FartBubbler
azdarkknight wrote:wow, the rats just plain nasty looking... Seems like now woot have kids sizes that most of the designs are towards that age range.



ahuhu, you aren't ever lying! That rat looks like SO full of rabies it's a shame. And that cheese... ugh.. I thought that was SpongeBob's head or something.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
azdarkknight wrote:wow, the rats just plain nasty looking... Seems like now woot have kids sizes that most of the designs are towards that age range.



It's not catering to kids so much as child mentalities. Woot has plenty of those.

And at the end of the day, it's not a horrible shirt... not great, but not horrible... It's just... very obviously tailor made for wooters, given how dramatically different it is from everything else I've ever seen from the artist.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
Sheneron wrote:My thought exactly. These last few shirts have been horrible. They should put a blank shirt up.



They've already done it before. It sold less than 200. These are selling more.

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JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
winnie71 wrote:Haha, I work w/ kids, and have a very liberal dress code. I know a few that will crack up at this shirt!



I'm all for Godmachine getting the nod, don't get me wrong. I just would have liked to see something with a bit more detail:

KidKobun


quality posts: 6 Private Messages KidKobun

Cute, but I can't see myself wearing a light yellow shirt.

JadenKale wrote:I'm all for Godmachine getting the nod, don't get me wrong. I just would have liked to see something with a bit more detail:



Is that the dude who did the Darkest Hour album artwork?

woot! should restrict first time wooters from getting the infamous Bustin' out chainsaws.

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ
JadenKale wrote:I'm all for Godmachine getting the nod, don't get me wrong. I just would have liked to see something with a bit more detail:



yeah thats it, more detail more wow. this shirt just says ... I'm cheese, see my rat.
well waybe it doesn't say that but thats what I got. like wearing a cheesehead hat.

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
ChefRAZ wrote:yeah thats it, more detail more wow. this shirt just says ... I'm cheese, see my rat.
well waybe it doesn't say that but thats what I got. like wearing a cheesehead hat.



I'll be sure to send you one for xmas then. ::shudders::

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ
JadenKale wrote:I'll be sure to send you one for xmas then. ::shudders::


no thanks, never be caught dead in one. if you paid me.

sekiyoku


quality posts: 18 Private Messages sekiyoku
JadenKale wrote:I'm all for Godmachine getting the nod, don't get me wrong. I just would have liked to see something with a bit more detail:



No, I feel like it's weird. Woot hires really good artists, they just come up with lower quality shirts or something... I was shocked to find that the milk and cookies one was done by the same guy who did the bunny family anomalies shirt on threadless.

heartluce


quality posts: 10 Private Messages heartluce
JadenKale wrote:I'm all for Godmachine getting the nod, don't get me wrong. I just would have liked to see something with a bit more detail:



Saw it - tried to block it out. That kind of gorgeous just makes me sad when faced with Ralphie the Rat here.

AGrant311


quality posts: 4 Private Messages AGrant311

I do have to say I'm disappointed. We had a week and half of Halloween t-shirts (some of which were sort of decent), and only two Christmas shirts, both of which were geared towards a very specific demographic audience. I was really willing to shell out money for Christmas shirts and the overnight shipping costs had the designs been anything other than "thug life wannabee." And now, two days of rodent shirts, not Christmasy... Sigh...

instantkarma


quality posts: 0 Private Messages instantkarma

This shirt is a shame, especially when you look at some of the other AMAZING shirts that the artist has come up with for other places/purposes. Not all of them are my thing, but dammmmn - I'd take a creepy skull over this...thing...any day.

instantkarma


quality posts: 0 Private Messages instantkarma
sekiyoku wrote:No, I feel like it's weird. Woot hires really good artists, they just come up with lower quality shirts or something... I was shocked to find that the milk and cookies one was done by the same guy who did the bunny family anomalies shirt on threadless.



Double post, I know...but I love that shirt! :O

jimiyo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jimiyo
sekiyoku wrote:No, I feel like it's weird. Woot hires really good artists, they just come up with lower quality shirts or something... I was shocked to find that the milk and cookies one was done by the same guy who did the bunny family anomalies shirt on threadless.



Eh Hrm. I only offer up what I feel is a good representation of what I do.

Even then though, the shirts dont sell well... so I dont blame artists for offering up something else since their other work wont be appreciated anyways. you guys can say all that broohaaahaa... but my test proves the statement. ALL my daily designs EVER have been reckoned almost immediately, and most I spend TONS of time on.

sometimes i wonder why i spend 15+ hours on a design when I could probably offer up a 3 hour slapped together design and still get paid 1000.

fact is most people cant tell how much time it takes to make a nevermore shirt vs. something like GM's fancy work. or at least its because they dont think about it.

end rant.

doctordonna


quality posts: 0 Private Messages doctordonna

the rat's face is super creepy. and just plain gross.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
AGrant311 wrote:I do have to say I'm disappointed. We had a week and half of Halloween t-shirts (some of which were sort of decent), and only two Christmas shirts, both of which were geared towards a very specific demographic audience. I was really willing to shell out money for Christmas shirts and the overnight shipping costs had the designs been anything other than "thug life wannabee." And now, two days of rodent shirts, not Christmasy... Sigh...



Christmas being a secular holiday, and halloween not, I'm not shocked. I wager this coming derby will be wintry anyway, tho, much as it was last year 'round this time.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
sekiyoku wrote:No, I feel like it's weird. Woot hires really good artists, they just come up with lower quality shirts or something... I was shocked to find that the milk and cookies one was done by the same guy who did the bunny family anomalies shirt on threadless.



The stick figure artiste wonders why good artists come to woot with their C game?

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
AGrant311 wrote:I do have to say I'm disappointed. We had a week and half of Halloween t-shirts (some of which were sort of decent), and only two Christmas shirts, both of which were geared towards a very specific demographic audience. I was really willing to shell out money for Christmas shirts and the overnight shipping costs had the designs been anything other than "thug life wannabee." And now, two days of rodent shirts, not Christmasy... Sigh...



They'll all be on Monday and Tuesday... watch and see. I'm just surprised we didn't have a sequel to:

livingkadaver


quality posts: 0 Private Messages livingkadaver

i happen to think this shirt is tha shiznits..in for one

pumpernickleme


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pumpernickleme

Ugh..this shirt is AWFUL!

I got a Big Orphaned Cetacea once.

AGrant311


quality posts: 4 Private Messages AGrant311
JadenKale wrote:They'll all be on Monday and Tuesday... watch and see. I'm just surprised we didn't have a sequel to:



Perhaps dreidel Lolcat could come back as a sequel and eat these rodent shirts.

sekiyoku


quality posts: 18 Private Messages sekiyoku
jimiyo wrote:Eh Hrm. I only offer up what I feel is a good representation of what I do.

Even then though, the shirts dont sell well... so I dont blame artists for offering up something else since their other work wont be appreciated anyways. you guys can say all that broohaaahaa... but my test proves the statement. ALL my daily designs EVER have been reckoned almost immediately, and most I spend TONS of time on.

sometimes i wonder why i spend 15+ hours on a design when I could probably offer up a 3 hour slapped together design and still get paid 1000.

fact is most people cant tell how much time it takes to make a nevermore shirt vs. something like GM's fancy work. or at least its because they dont think about it.

end rant.



I agree, yours was really really good and it's a shame it didn't sell more. But honestly, I feel like sometimes the shirts that artists make aren't even representative of their style. I'm looking through this guy's shirts and I don't see any other shirts even similar to this one. It's not like a less effort required version of his style, it's just completely different.

jabbasi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jabbasi

GODMACHINE ROCKS!!!

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eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
AdderXYU wrote:Christmas being a secular holiday, and halloween not, I'm not shocked. I wager this coming derby will be wintry anyway, tho, much as it was last year 'round this time.



Eh? Do you mean that Halloween is the secular holiday? Christmas has far more religion attached to it, I think.

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