heartluce wrote:Why is he dead? I get that he's a "pirate". But why a dead one?
Because it's "CUTE"!! Stop questioning, heartluce! Stop being all logical 'n' stuff! A dead, malformed, baby pirate has been reanimated by the Swashbuckling Gods so as to obtain music on the net-ical seas. Clearly there are not enough rockin' sea chanties in the afterlife. I mean, like, honey, duuuuuuh. Why do you hate simple, no-point-at-all-except-for-maximum-kiddie-"look at me! I am suuuuch a cool nerd!"-cuteness fun, heartluce, huh? Why?
((Edited for proper writing-to-a-female-ness.))