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It Took 65 Million Years to Eat You

Speed to First Woot:
0m 8.000s
First Sucker:
mixer23
Last Wooter to Woot:
beardrivecar
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 46% of Shirt Woots
Top 16% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
879

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

Once again this is one case where being 'like a fox' is a good idea...

mixer23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mixer23

I'm so glad this printed, congrats Boots!

pianolin717


quality posts: 16 Private Messages pianolin717

well I guess this answers the big question.. the DINOSAUR came first... not the chicken and not the egg
Thanks for clearing that up! :D

crazyharry


quality posts: 0 Private Messages crazyharry

Awesome! I'm not big on green, but I love the idea.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Congrats Boots!!


MommaPhoenix


quality posts: 1 Private Messages MommaPhoenix

The evolution of the fox is what makes this shirt so cute. In for one!

heartluce


quality posts: 10 Private Messages heartluce

The fox is fabulous! Congrats Bootsx2!

mixer23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mixer23

First sucker, heck yes! :D

ztfreep


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ztfreep

Scored one. Definitely a novel take on the old "human evolution" thing.

Oh no! I'm in terrible danger now... I've written something positive about a design.

(runs away, screaming in terror)

(edit: Suddenly realizes that part of the terror is being inundated in gratuitous hordes of "grats" 'non-messages'. Still keeps running for the original reason, but the scream has become even more frightened.)

brizday


quality posts: 0 Private Messages brizday

Glad to be a vegetarian. The though of eating dinosaur squicks me out!

Congrats bootsboots!

Moondragon


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Moondragon
MommaPhoenix wrote:The evolution of the fox is what makes this shirt so cute. In for one!



BootsBoots' bio is what makes it for me. lol

invisiblecrazy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages invisiblecrazy

YES!
Yes! yes!

WOOOOOO!

I was sitting here, waiting for the page to load...watching....watching...

It loaded and I yelled Yes! And the spouse from across the room says, "Don't forget to get me one!"

*does a little happy dance*


Sarcasm makes the person who uses it look ugly.
Hyperbole makes the person who uses it look taller.

veemon147


quality posts: 0 Private Messages veemon147

This one placed over Place This In Water?

tubatime1010


quality posts: 4 Private Messages tubatime1010

Nuuuuu! I wanted the pill one!

Sigh...I guess I'll just have to remember those little foam dinos from my childhood some other way.

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

Soooooooooo glad that this won over the pill shirt, that would have been a shame to all...

chade2001


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chade2001

nice! yeah! party at boots house tomorrow!!! hahah

gone!

Irrelevant


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Irrelevant

hey jamie! jamie!

over here!! jamie!!

oh hey. just wanted to tell you congrats. you know...again. on the print. awesome. ok, bye...

.......................................

dude...

i totally told her congrats. man, she's cool.

.

itsbeth


quality posts: 0 Private Messages itsbeth

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Literally! :D

MissRebeccaF


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MissRebeccaF

I'm so glad this was chosen! I've been waiting the past two nights for it. Love the concept, love the design, love the kelly green.

Congrats to the artist!

dankstick


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dankstick
PopeYmir wrote::O
how many votes did the fourth place have?



Just 10 votes fewer =[ ... Almost! I wouldn't have wanted to be beaten by 10 votes by anyone else. It is an honor to have been in such a close match with BootsBoots.

Congrats!

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

Is it just me, or did the fox just eat a chicken that was bigger than it?

RadicalPrefect


quality posts: 4 Private Messages RadicalPrefect

That bio made me realize how much fun it is to say bootsboots.

Bootsbootsbootsbootsbootsbootsbootsboots.

*cough* Anyway...great shirt. I was following it all through the Derby, and I'm definitely glad to see it printed.

Future23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Future23

good stuff BOOTS

shutts67


quality posts: 17 Private Messages shutts67

Man!! Stupid "Smart Post" I need my Mise en Place shirt while reading the write up!

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(='.'=)
(")_(")

EdwardBlake


quality posts: 15 Private Messages EdwardBlake
pianolin717 wrote:well I guess this answers the big question.. the DINOSAUR came first... not the chicken and not the egg
Thanks for clearing that up! :D



Indeed. But now the question is this.

Which one came first; the egg or dinosaur?

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko
prateeko wrote:Is it just me, or did the fox just eat a chicken that was bigger than it?



I was thinking the same thing;) That is one big chicken!

Eug28guy


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Eug28guy

So, ummmm, just to be clear: the T-Rex mated with a salamander, and over several generations the T-Rex became a chicken and the salamander became a fox and the fox ate the chicken? I believe Darwin is spinning in his bunkbed deep in the sublevels of Area 51. (mostly because the shirt is Kelly green, partly because of the whole bastardized "theory of evolution" thing).

shutts67


quality posts: 17 Private Messages shutts67

Isn't strange that Utah is leading the sales for an evolution shirt?

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(='.'=)
(")_(")

agentkate


quality posts: 0 Private Messages agentkate

*sigh* Everyone who wears this shirt is responsible for spreading even more false information about evolution to the public.

radiomode


quality posts: 3 Private Messages radiomode

I knew it! You win!

mixer23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mixer23
jasneko wrote:I was thinking the same thing;) That is one big chicken!



Well, It is a Tyranno-chicken...

ztfreep


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ztfreep
jasneko wrote:I was thinking the same thing;) That is one big chicken!



Makes one wonder what the cooking instructions would be like. On the other hand, if you lived near a handy volcano...

Anyone have a decent recipe for giant chicken? Oh!?!? They are extinct? My mouth was all set up for a succulent giant drumstick and now it will have to go back to eating, uh... well, I've still got some hard-boiled eggs. Too bad the mayo is -definitely- on the old side, but I could always nuke some bacon and make do with butter.

(running stops, definite panting begins and is increasingly interrupted by raucous noises of coughing)

Cripes. I really wish Walgreens hadn't been so lazy about dropping off the 9 size "E" cylinders of oxygen yesterday. That darned "concentrator" is not only noisy but provides a fairly low increase in O2.

radiomode


quality posts: 3 Private Messages radiomode
radiomode wrote:I knew it! You win!



Also, the green mood is very nice

chade2001


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chade2001
agentkate wrote:*sigh* Everyone who wears this shirt is responsible for spreading even more false information about evolution to the public.



sweet. so people would rather learn stuff from shirts than from actual books.

gone!

elwayman02


quality posts: 2 Private Messages elwayman02

This shirt amuses me so much...

fyrefall


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fyrefall

Congrats Boots!

ztfreep


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ztfreep

Congratulations, boots!


(well, doing this was the only way I could get into the Evil League of Evil. Appropriate music begins to play:

Fallen, Sarah McLachlan

Heaven bent to take my hand
And lead me through the fire
Be the long awaited answer
To a long and painful fight

Truth be told I've tried my best
But somewhere along the way
I got caught up in all there was to offer
And the cost was so much more than I could bear

Though I've tried, I've fallen...
I have sunk so low
I have messed up
Better I should know
So don't come round here
And tell me I told you so... )

Teknikas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Teknikas

Woot mods, what is wrong with saying "meh" LOL. You guyz are ridiculous about modding stuff here.


MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH!

mixer23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mixer23
agentkate wrote:*sigh* Everyone who wears this shirt is responsible for spreading even more false information about evolution to the public.



Or you could just view the shirt as poking fun at evolution and take it as promoting how silly some of it sounds. After all, one thing about being human is a hundred of us can look at the same thing and each one could have a different view and opinion of it...