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*My ticket into the Shirts on Sale Sad Rat Race

*ahem*

Excellent shirt there. My money's on cookie monster.

Those look like Cheerios... which are supposed to be good for you...

heh cute play on the cereal killer idea... but I must know... is that a sugar outline?

Calling all cars: be on the lookout for a man with a (milk) white mustache and an empty bowl. He should be considered hungry and extremely dangerous.

Cycospaz2 wrote:Those look like Cheerios... which are supposed to be good for you...

or so they make us think...

A pun! Just for you Boots!!!

I like the design, but not the shirt color

do I get this for my kids or will their classmates have nightmares?

clever shirt... but ehhh i'll pass

Cycospaz2 wrote:Those look like Cheerios... which are supposed to be good for you...

I suppose that Cholesterol sent out a hitman. It was tired of getting attacked and lowered.

hah! thats what happens when you steal my cheerios!

Do they harvest a lot of wheat in Oklahoma? It's off to an early lead...

I can't believe I had to read the title again before I got the joke.

I guess this shirt is wittier than I.

You know who the real victim is here? A well balanced diet! Good luck getting that now without breakfast!

*sniff* RDA (recommended daily allowance), we hardly knew yee

Also, I'm going to be a little afraid of the state that ends up with the most sales... Looks like Iowa and :shudders: Wisconsin.

Very commonly heard joke on a shirt

So I guess this is one case where one should cry over spilled milk.

Heh, heh, heh, I couldn't resist :D

Aw, if only it was fruity pebbles. That's a killer cereal.

Ah cheerios... my favorite childhood food!
The design might be better if the outline was somehow fitting though.... made of sugar or milk or something.

the real question is.. who stole the bowl?

iris420 wrote:Aw, if only it was fruity pebbles. That's a killer cereal.

to die for.

At the funeral, the mourners will literally cry over spilled milk.

I like how you use cheerios, it's like when you look at blood cells through an eyepiece lens of a microscope with an objective lens of 1000x and a swell focus. Only it's cheerios and you see the whole body.

While a horrific, unexpected tragedy, I ask the public to please remember that there is no use crying over spilled milk. Please contact the authorities with any information. Thank you.

Gatzby wrote:I hate when shirts start making noise.

Funny story... thinkgeek.com has at least 2. One with an interactive drum set, and another with a remote and 8 programmable buttons for your own person life soundtrack. >.<

DeadFrog wrote:I can't believe I had to read the title again before I got the joke.

I guess this shirt is wittier than I.

That may be, but you can take solace in knowing that you are probably smarter than the shirt, as you correctly ended your sentence with "I." instead of "me." Well done, RanaMuerta.

jel2301 wrote:That may be, but you can take solace in knowing that you are probably smarter than the shirt, as you correctly ended your sentence with "I." instead of "me." Well done, RanaMuerta.

**waits for eHal, the grammar cop, to confirm if this is true**

Really, I want to know. I'm terrible at grammar.

Twilightrealms wrote:While a horrific, unexpected tragedy, I ask the public to please remember that there is no use crying over spilled milk. Please contact the authorities with any information. Thank you.

ROFL

iris420 wrote:**waits for eHal, the grammar cop, to confirm if this is true**

Really, I want to know. I'm terrible at grammar.

I'm not a grammar cop... XP

Um... I think that's correct. "This shirt is wittier than I (am)". I'm not sure if you'd need "am" at the end. "Wittier than me" would be definitely be incorrect.

Would be great if there was a evidence shirt. Such as have the spoon in a evidence bag... or a milk carton with a wanted poster on it of one of the cereal monsters or cap crunch...

eHalcyon wrote:I'm not a grammar cop... XP

Um... I think that's correct. "This shirt is wittier than I (am)". I'm not sure if you'd need "am" at the end. "Wittier than me" would be definitely be incorrect.

"... than I" has been colloquially acceptable for a very long time. Laziness for the win! We just drop the "am" and it is understood anyway. High five for all grammar pedants!

Like this:

trevorx wrote:Would be great if there was a evidence shirt. Such as have the spoon in a evidence bag... or a milk carton with a wanted poster on it of one of the cereal monsters or cap crunch...

The whole a - constant, an - vowel thing is tricky. And the post makes no sense since a person can only wear one shirt at a time.

kylemittskus wrote:The whole a - constant, an - vowel thing is tricky. And the post makes no sense since a person can only wear one shirt at a time.

There may be exceptions with words that start with the letter "h"! Hooray!

Hmm, looks like someone should call in the team from 'CSI Battle Creek' (Michigan). I'm sure they have plenty of experience with cases like this.

Woo another pun shirt so I can draw attention away from my american-idol-addled brain with a barely clever prepackaged joke! Morons everywhere thank you woot!

I don't know what drives me more insane. Is it the thought of another non-derby shirt which leaves much to be desired?

Or, is it the inordinant amount of "spilled milk" jokes I read while skimming through the posts for something funny.

:P