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When Asteroids Strike

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Quality Posts



xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange

Bit of bad luck there. Good thing that guy didn't buy a lottery ticket.

My Colours: 6 Black, 9 Asphalt, 7 Cranberry, 4 Royal Blue, 10 Navy, 7 Silver, 7 Grass, 2 Orange, 2 Kelly Green, 8 Brown, 1 White, 2 Lemon, 7 Baby Blue, 3 Cream, 2 Heather Gray, 5 Olive, 1 Pink, 1 Eggplant

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imsochady


quality posts: 26 Private Messages imsochady

Asteroids!!!!

nbouscal


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nbouscal

If nothing else, this shirt brings back wonderful, wonderful memories.

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

even this 80s kid is getting tired of atari every week

dpbowl842


quality posts: 10 Private Messages dpbowl842

Don't see myself buying one but this is brilliant. Simply because my childhood was filled with an Astroids machine in the basement.

SplashSilver


quality posts: 2 Private Messages SplashSilver

Use the boost! Use the boost!!

pianolin717


quality posts: 16 Private Messages pianolin717

black fortune cookies?

wallyboag


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wallyboag

Completely tasteless.

APerfectC


quality posts: 2 Private Messages APerfectC

what does a Brit know about space travel????

No me tengas miedo, no te voy a comer

EdwardBlake


quality posts: 15 Private Messages EdwardBlake

HAL 9000 DID IT!

thejakeyl88


quality posts: 16 Private Messages thejakeyl88

Whats that one astronaut expect, he's tied up to the ship with red rope licorice!

All those asteroids look like mini black hole pac-men! Munch munch! And who needs a tail wing anyways? Just a small fender bender so to speak.

If I don't see you no more in this world, I betcha on the next one you'll know me! Don't be late!

slovig05


quality posts: 0 Private Messages slovig05

I'm in for one.

kylemittskus


quality posts: 229 Private Messages kylemittskus

Enough pop culture, 80s, video game apcray!!!

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

nantes89


quality posts: 3 Private Messages nantes89

The asteroids look like deformed pac men.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
KaylaJ wrote:even this 80s kid is getting tired of atari every week



Yeah, even with Fatheed at the helm this is uber unimpressive to me

BoredStiff


quality posts: 13 Private Messages BoredStiff

Serves 'em right...that's what you get for being a space invader!

APerfectC


quality posts: 2 Private Messages APerfectC

and might I add, "Houston, we have a problem!"

No me tengas miedo, no te voy a comer

adamantypants


quality posts: 0 Private Messages adamantypants

My shirt.woot collection is becoming far too video game related as is.

*goes back to resisting the "I want one!" button*

mouseandcat


quality posts: 3 Private Messages mouseandcat

This would be a great shirt to wear to the opening day of the Asteroids movie, if it gets made.

But that would require going to see the Asteroids movie, if it gets made.

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange

The spaceship looks mad.

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thejakeyl88


quality posts: 16 Private Messages thejakeyl88

Whats that astronaut reaching for? If it was me, I'd be going for a baseball bat! Easy home run!

If I don't see you no more in this world, I betcha on the next one you'll know me! Don't be late!

coldmatt


quality posts: 0 Private Messages coldmatt

Oi! Mosh good! ITS A GIANT BURRITOO BOMBING!!!!!!!!

The Tim


quality posts: 31 Private Messages The Tim

The lines for the asteroids look a little thin. I can't help but wonder if they will be somewhat difficult to see at a distance.

BoredStiff


quality posts: 13 Private Messages BoredStiff
mouseandcat wrote:This would be a great shirt to wear to the opening day of the Asteroids movie, if it gets made.

But that would require going to see the Asteroids movie, if it gets made.



The CGI on that should only cost a few cents...

4x4toyota


quality posts: 0 Private Messages 4x4toyota

Kinda morbid... and sad...

theraccoon


quality posts: 5 Private Messages theraccoon

Oh I am so taking the credit for this one (cf. the (continued) shameless advertising in my sig).




(I'm joking)




(that said, I'm also from London - the plot thickens...)

APerfectC


quality posts: 2 Private Messages APerfectC
The Tim wrote:The lines for the asteroids look a little thin. I can't help but wonder if they will be somewhat difficult to see at a distance.



and since they are 2d they would be harder to see from the side... they would just be lines getting longer... WATCH OUT! The lines are growing!!!!

No me tengas miedo, no te voy a comer

SailorButterfly


quality posts: 14 Private Messages SailorButterfly

What? Dude's not making enough money from the Dr. Who/Back to the Future shirt as it is?

-_-'

This shirt is really funny. Not sure if I'd wear it, though.

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aman88


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aman88

Totally reminds me of the end of the second map on the easy route of Star Fox 64.

Nomack001


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Nomack001

Well no wonder they got hit, the asteroids match the void of space surrounding them...black. All they would see comin' at them would be white lines...I wouldn't be scared either.

stormbreakerster


quality posts: 4 Private Messages stormbreakerster

This is the first shirt design to make me literally laugh out loud in a long time! Epic win!

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

Ahh, the spacecraft must have been made in China. That's why it was hit, faulty monitors. XD

thejakeyl88


quality posts: 16 Private Messages thejakeyl88
mouseandcat wrote:This would be a great shirt to wear to the opening day of the Asteroids movie, if it gets made.

But that would require going to see the Asteroids movie, if it gets made.



All you need is this shirt, a green screen and voice overs. Imagine how sweet it would look, just float the shirt around on a hook and it will look soooo real... "Ahhh, BILL HELP ME MY LICORICE ROPE SNAPPED!" "SORRY BILL I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE USED NERD ROPE INSTEAD, NOW WHERE IS MY DARN CAMERA!?!"

What a winning movie that would be. So good.

If I don't see you no more in this world, I betcha on the next one you'll know me! Don't be late!

ViperEagle


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ViperEagle

Watch yourself shirt.woot artist bio writer person! If you are alluding to the Enderverse series, we may have to have a fight to the death! ...or at least solve our differences via dance off. Choose wisely!

culbers2


quality posts: 4 Private Messages culbers2

What is that ship made out of? Even in the game if you crashed into the asteroid it split into smaller pieces.

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange

You people are all old.

(Old being over 18, which is not how old I am, just fyi)

I always feel left out! I never get the references. They're all from the... '80s?

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auggie24


quality posts: 23 Private Messages auggie24
APerfectC wrote:and might I add, "Houston, we have a problem!"



Ground control to Maj. Tom?

thejakeyl88


quality posts: 16 Private Messages thejakeyl88

These are definitely astronauts from that secret microscopic race of humans only shirt.woot and a few people know about. Definitely a clue.

If I don't see you no more in this world, I betcha on the next one you'll know me! Don't be late!

RobotDCLXVI


quality posts: 0 Private Messages RobotDCLXVI

I still like Asteroids Killed the Dinosaurs best, and am STILL angry that I missed my shot at that one.