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The elusive TaMoko Kiwi

Speed to First Woot:
0m 3.000s
First Sucker:
hananoheiwa
Last Wooter to Woot:
ojstebbins
Last Purchase:
4 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 43% of Shirt Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
896

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts



omnitarian


quality posts: 15 Private Messages omnitarian

I wonder what its eggs look like...

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
WootBot wrote:Wear this shirt: when you’re killing dragons. That’s right, we said it.



Thank god you people noticed this... now I just wish you had actually done something about it!

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

Congratulations Dr. Joe! The pencil-sketchy style and the simple colour palette reminds me of Deforestation. One of your best pieces and my favourite of the fog.

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Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

hananoheiwa


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hananoheiwa

I think I need to make a 'kiwi' drawer for all these shirts.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
hananoheiwa wrote:I think I need to make a 'kiwi' drawer for all these shirts.



You have a drawer... it's in your fridge and usually labeled 'fruit/vegetable drawer'.


Or crisper... I've seen that too.

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

I love the sketchy style - makes him look almost fuzzy. Had to pull the button on this one ... I can only hope it will look as good printed as it does on the shirt comp.

Invisiblemoose


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Invisiblemoose

I love it! Congrats!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

happy dance!

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

THIS BIRD MOST CERTAINLY IS A JERK!

EinnaFK


quality posts: 8 Private Messages EinnaFK

I am severely depressed that Drakxxx didn't print today. I was ready with my ten bucks for awesomeness and now I'm sad.

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Congrats on the print Josephus!
and lol at your bio;)


AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
Josephus wrote:happy dance!



Congrats, buttface ;)

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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Best bio ever!

(see slydon, I actually read it!)

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

stimpysven


quality posts: 0 Private Messages stimpysven

"its sooooo cute." - from a 16 year old girl related to stimpysven.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
AdderXYU wrote:THIS BIRD MOST CERTAINLY IS A JERK!



Show some respect to Dr. Buttface's Jerk Bird... ;)

Gatzby


quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby
dontwantaname wrote:Best bio ever!

(see slydon, I actually read it!)



Suck up.

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fyrefall


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fyrefall

Congrats Josephus! Nice bio also!

thejakeyl88


quality posts: 16 Private Messages thejakeyl88

This little fellow has one flexible spine! Its feet are pointing forward, his body is facing to the right, and his head is turning. Is this even a he?

If I don't see you no more in this world, I betcha on the next one you'll know me! Don't be late!

square965


quality posts: 4 Private Messages square965

I guess I'll say it if no one else will:

What does this have to do with tattoos?

lol hi

yumac29


quality posts: 3 Private Messages yumac29

No Draxxx? Bummer

Nothing like a good shirt.woot argument. Gets me through a whole class.

yumac29


quality posts: 3 Private Messages yumac29
square965 wrote:I guess I'll say it if no one else will:

What does this have to do with tattoos?



The design of its fur is the origin of many tribal tattoos. Its where they got their inspiration.

Nothing like a good shirt.woot argument. Gets me through a whole class.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

my last post in the secret mods forum :

Josephus wrote:I been thinking that the woot writers prolly could be much kinder to the artists whose shirts are getting featured than history has proven you guys to be. Adoring, really effusive in praise, hugely admiring, those sorts of artist descriptions are, I think, the way to go.

But that's just me.




Apparently it didn't help!

Hutif


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Hutif

Such a shame. I really love this design, but I just don't like the placement...

yumac29


quality posts: 3 Private Messages yumac29
JadenKale wrote:Thank god you people noticed this... now I just wish you had actually done something about it!



I dont get it. Am I dumb or just not in the loop?

Nothing like a good shirt.woot argument. Gets me through a whole class.

square965


quality posts: 4 Private Messages square965
yumac29 wrote:The design of its fur is the origin of many tribal tattoos. Its where they got their inspiration.



Ah ok, they should have included something about this on the main page!

Thanks for the info though.

lol hi

LiveSquid


quality posts: 2 Private Messages LiveSquid
square965 wrote:I guess I'll say it if no one else will:

What does this have to do with tattoos?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maori

Kiwi is a term thats used to refer to people from New Zealand, as well as being the kind of bird on the shirt. The kiwi bird on the shirt is tattooed as the Maori (indigenous/tribal people of New Zealand)tattoo their faces and bodies. See link above.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
yumac29 wrote:I dont get it. Am I dumb or just not in the loop?



Some of us were referring to the tattoo derby as 'dragon derby' since so many entries had dragons of some sort.

imsochady


quality posts: 25 Private Messages imsochady

I think mr. kiwi needs more than 2 balloons to fly!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
LiveSquid wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C4%81ori

Kiwi is a term the refers to people from New Zealand, as well as the bird on the shirt. The kiwi bird on the shirt is tattooed as the Maori (indigenous/tribal people of New Zealand)tattoo their faces and bodies. See link above.



The idea was that the feather pattern on this rare species of kiwi, which looks like the Ta Moko tattoo style the Maori developed, actually inspired the Maori style.

sawbones84


quality posts: 7 Private Messages sawbones84

there's no way in hell i can't buy this.

rgoldd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rgoldd

one of the better shirts on here lately but not for me

kdccrosby


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kdccrosby

Congrats!!! I voted for it, and now I bought it.

metalgamer84


quality posts: 0 Private Messages metalgamer84

If the shirt color was a dark shade, and the bird representing a fruit was on fire, I would buy it instantly. In fact, I would have bought 3 by now.

But as it stands, I give it a big NO. It came in 3rd place for a reason. Not that 1 or 2 were much better but ehh...

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
AdderXYU wrote:Congrats, buttface ;)



Best part of that is that my daughter, whose shirt you can vote for here, is always saying "you're such a butt".

I'd almost wake her up right now to tell her about it, but she'd call me a butt!( insert maniacal laugh)

nathinnizzle


quality posts: 8 Private Messages nathinnizzle

I want this shirt in black with the bird white. Thanks.

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NosferatuRed


quality posts: 1 Private Messages NosferatuRed
EinnaFK wrote:I am severely depressed that Drakxxx didn't print today. I was ready with my ten bucks for awesomeness and now I'm sad.



Yeah, no kidding. I was in the same boat.

/letdown

"Humankind -- Be both."

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
nathinnizzle wrote:I want this shirt in black with the bird white. Thanks.



good luck on that.

sugareeali


quality posts: 9 Private Messages sugareeali

I went to Australia once to get a tattoo.
But it didn't end up looking this good
on my face.

Nougatrocity


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Nougatrocity

I have a friend who vacationed in New Zealand and am very pleased that this design placed in the derby so that I can send her one!