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The Binge

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.000s
First Sucker:
ihoogendam
Last Wooter to Woot:
PixlPshr
Last Purchase:
7 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 34% of Shirt Woots
Top 8% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
72441

Purchaser Experience

  • 18% first woot
  • 12% second woot
  • 37% < 10 woots
  • 20% < 25 woots
  • 14% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 16% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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bperil


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bperil

lol mahh coookiieee!!

oi

turf12


quality posts: 6 Private Messages turf12


SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

Meesa gotta tummyache.

See, that's what happens when muppets try to drink an entire gallon of milk...

Nice win!

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

The image on the carton - is that supposed to say that the cookies are missing? I hadn't noticed that earlier.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

reipsadeus


quality posts: 2 Private Messages reipsadeus

YOU GUYS ARE Can someone recap World War 2 for me? MAN!!!

Doe not call up Any that you cannot put downe; by the which I mean, Any that can in turn call up somewhat against you, whereby your powerfullest Devices may not be of use. Ask of the Lesser, lest the Greater shall not wish to Answer, and shall commande more than you.

- H.P. Lovecraft

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

... And the next call woot will receive will be from the Jim Henson Company's lawyer...

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

OM NOM NOM NOM

....


OH Noooooooo, not again!

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

What does the tag on the milk say?

Something about cookies, but that's all I can really see.

idex


quality posts: 0 Private Messages idex

Cookies, Cookies...need to bake some more.

GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave

R is for Rehab, that's good enough for me!

mhoskins555


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mhoskins555

Me tell you when me have had enough!!!

easysailor


quality posts: 25 Private Messages easysailor

in for two. this shirt pwns!

I live paycheck to paycheck thanks to woot.

glitchigo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages glitchigo

Now THIS is what I'm talkin' about! Got me a large

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

Poor guy, must have hit the cookie hard after getting rejected from the blue-man group.


Someone should have told him they're bald, not furry :'(

LordCorwin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages LordCorwin

YAY for FRESNO!!!! this shirt rocks

Muntoe


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Muntoe

When I die, this is going to be the way I go out. While wearing this T-shirt.

stormbreakerster


quality posts: 4 Private Messages stormbreakerster

I liked the Blues Clues one more! Although this one is my second favorite.

buu2


quality posts: 0 Private Messages buu2
turf12 wrote:




I love this shirt. It perfectly blends childhood and college. Bought without a second thought.

megatsea


quality posts: 2 Private Messages megatsea

Awesome shirt. I might buy it just to have a copy of the picture.

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

techspecs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages techspecs

over 1400 votes... wow! whats the record?

Caligumby


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Caligumby
LordCorwin wrote:YAY for FRESNO!!!! this shirt rocks



Yay indeed! I live right near Fresno and will be there on Saturday!

strawhat311


quality posts: 6 Private Messages strawhat311

At first I thought the cookie monster was the mountains, and the glasses were little houses near a village.

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko
techspecs wrote:over 1400 votes... wow! whats the record?



2000 exact (In The Top Style of Da Vinci):
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=7014

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous
techspecs wrote:over 1400 votes... wow! whats the record?



I think we have a lot of bingers on Woot. They need to go to cookies anonymous.

widmer69


quality posts: 14 Private Messages widmer69

HA! Very nice. Props to the designer.

hooray beer!

ampersandrea


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ampersandrea

Am I gonna get kicked out of my Al-Anon meeting if I wear this?

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

So is he HUGE or are the glasses just tiny?

And by tiny glasses I'd mean shot glasses...

raspberryfh


quality posts: 3 Private Messages raspberryfh

Milk: when vodka just isn't enough

DCno10


quality posts: 376 Private Messages DCno10

i just wonder if his head is on the table because:

a. he's in a food coma after eating all the cookies

b. he's sad because he ate all the cookies and there are none left

c. he's sad because there's a cookie shortage and there are none to begin with

d. somebody spiked the milk

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
wootasourous wrote:What does the tag on the milk say?

Something about cookies, but that's all I can really see.



There's no text. we weren't allowed to use text this week.

Though, since this is (allegedly) cookie monster, I bet it would say:
♫ 'C' is for Cookie that's good enough for me
'C' is for Cookie that's good enough for me
'C' is for Cookie that's good enough for me
Oh! cookies, cookies, cookies are all in me ♪

But I'm just paraphrasing


(and yes, I know I switched up the last line).

beefstick


quality posts: 6 Private Messages beefstick

Yay, finally got my black square back.

BoredStiff


quality posts: 13 Private Messages BoredStiff

Had to pick this up for a friend of mine, who is not just a huge Cookie Monster fan, but has been known to OD on a desert or two himself.

ElanorRigby


quality posts: 14 Private Messages ElanorRigby

I always thought Cookie Monster was purple...

Even on a cloudy day, I'll keep my eyes fixed on the sun...

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko
DCno10 wrote:i just wonder if his head is on the table because:

a. he's in a food coma after eating all the cookies

b. he's sad because he ate all the cookies and there are none left

c. he's sad because there's a cookie shortage and there are none to begin with

d. somebody spiked the milk



Actually, he's probably been depressed because at work they fell to the pressures of big produce and forced him to go all 'healthy and green'.

...And now here we are at the inevitable, pathetic, scrapping-the-jar-for-chips, rock-bottom-replapse.

::pours out a gallon for his homie::

rohanarora2


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rohanarora2

best shirt since donut panic! PURE AWESOMENESS!!!!1

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

Poor Cookie Monster, his friends need to host an intervention and maybe sign him up for C&MA (Cookies & Milk Anonymous) before he starts wandering Sesame Street naked, dirty, and in a daze at 4am.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

et061502


quality posts: 0 Private Messages et061502

My first woot shirt, didn't think twice about buying it.

JesseBYAH


quality posts: 5 Private Messages JesseBYAH

I lol'd at the write-up, and just read it to everyone in the room... poor guy! Just like a strung out child star...

BTW someone beat me to the Family Guy picture... I love that episode, such a well done reference. As is this shirt :P