Mavyn


quality posts: 23 Private Messages Mavyn

"I don't know what you're talking about, so I don't think it was my fault."

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"GOSH! It's a dad-gummed Communist plot!"

Nitetigrezz


quality posts: 38 Private Messages Nitetigrezz

"She got it halfway in her mouth before choking!"


Nitetigrezz Woot Sticker Trade Post ~ First ever Big ol' Cornucopia ~ 7/11/2014 ~ 154.9/2000

Mavyn


quality posts: 23 Private Messages Mavyn

Oh My God. My favorite pen just died.

I think I have to go home now.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Popcorn is like tequila, you can have it any time of the day!"

bufordtjustice


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bufordtjustice

"Where are you, you sum bum?!?"

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I hop on it when I'm here, and at home I just play with it."

debraae


quality posts: 23 Private Messages debraae

Heard in the lunchroom:

Woman: So, I told him to put it in - and he did! It took me a minute to get over it, but I was fine. Then I had to go outside to calm down. Officer XXXX stopped by to see if I was okay and everyone that saw me later started asking if I was getting arrested.

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

"It isn't working? Try wiggling it a bit. No? Take it out and put it in carefully..."

jqubed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed
bestsportnascar wrote:#2: "That's why everyone should always wear jet packs."



I agree with this statement.

ⅉℚ Seventh Annual Woot! Bracketology | I'm Quality Peoples!

Skye — 1997-2007

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I put the sticky on my thingy."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I missed my peter when he was out..."

Mavyn


quality posts: 23 Private Messages Mavyn

CW#1: Can I spread my love to your desk?
CW#2: NO.
CW#3: You licked her phone?
CW#1: No, I spread my love to her desk, then licked her phone.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

Nitetigrezz


quality posts: 38 Private Messages Nitetigrezz
Mavyn wrote:CW#1: Can I spread my love to your desk?
CW#2: NO.
CW#3: You licked her phone?
CW#1: No, I spread my love to her desk, then licked her phone.



Just wow XD

"I like it both ways! ...what?"


Nitetigrezz Woot Sticker Trade Post ~ First ever Big ol' Cornucopia ~ 7/11/2014 ~ 154.9/2000

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I do some of my best thinking sitting on the garbage can."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Sure, now you get all ballsy..."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Don't breathe on me. Don't breathe, period."

bestsportnascar


quality posts: 22 Private Messages bestsportnascar

Nice rack.


kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"No, I really have to yank on it, Joyce."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Last time I had it, it was large and it was delicious."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"You should tip your wife..."

Mavyn


quality posts: 23 Private Messages Mavyn

Bite me, Deb.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

jennkaotic


quality posts: 6 Private Messages jennkaotic

If you don't change the channel on the TV I will have to take a PTO day. I am not coming back until the channel is changed.

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I feel like I've been jumped by, like, fifteen guys."

jqubed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed

22 minus 9 is............................................................ math.

ⅉℚ Seventh Annual Woot! Bracketology | I'm Quality Peoples!

Skye — 1997-2007

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I am going to put it in there. In both places. I am going to drill it in as best I can."

jeremykenglish


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jeremykenglish

"Wow! You have a huge profile!"

... "That's what she said!"

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Oh, just eat it. Your constitution will tell you whether it went bad or not..."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I'M BIG BONED! THAT'S WHY I NEEDED A BIGGER SIZE!"

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I was eating the family-packs for lunch."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

(apologies. turns out this coworker in the above two quotes is revealing she's pregnant again with a second child. Now they are talking about breast-feeding. I'm pretty sure they don't remember that I am right here...)

moles1138


quality posts: 27 Private Messages moles1138
kenney9226 wrote:(apologies. turns out this coworker in the above two quotes is revealing she's pregnant again with a second child. Now they are talking about breast-feeding. I'm pretty sure they don't remember that I am right here...)



Are you gonna post some of those comments?

Move along. Nothing to see here.

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226
moles1138 wrote:Are you gonna post some of those comments?



"I gained 70 pounds the last time I was pregnant. Not seven-teen, SEVEN-TEE."

"My husband's 6'8" and was an NBA All Star."
"wow, really?"

"If he was, do you think I'd be working here? Ha! No, he just... played basketball somewhere in college or something..."

"I lost most of that baby weight..."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I like a good wad."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"If I sit down, I feel I'ma gonna break that seat..."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"How can you step in it, 'cuz it looks squooshed, honey."

"Did you not notice that a turd fell out of your heinie?"

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I have this funky rash, too..."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"My calves are so huge!"

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Did you read the article I wrote? Well, I've written a few, but the one I wrote about..."

debraae


quality posts: 23 Private Messages debraae
kenney9226 wrote:"I have this funky rash, too..."



kenney9226 - I've said it before and I'll say it again: I think we work at the same place! LMAO!