Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

"I don't know what you're talking about, so I don't think it was my fault."

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"GOSH! It's a dad-gummed Communist plot!"

Nitetigrezz


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Nitetigrezz

"She got it halfway in her mouth before choking!"

~ First ever Book of Cheats ~ 7/11/2014 ~ 104.9/2000

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

Oh My God. My favorite pen just died.

I think I have to go home now.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"Popcorn is like tequila, you can have it any time of the day!"

bufordtjustice


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bufordtjustice

"Where are you, you sum bum?!?"

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"I hop on it when I'm here, and at home I just play with it."

debraae


quality posts: 5 Private Messages debraae

Heard in the lunchroom:

Woman: So, I told him to put it in - and he did! It took me a minute to get over it, but I was fine. Then I had to go outside to calm down. Officer XXXX stopped by to see if I was okay and everyone that saw me later started asking if I was getting arrested.

Deb-er-do

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

"It isn't working? Try wiggling it a bit. No? Take it out and put it in carefully..."

jqubed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed
bestsportnascar wrote:#2: "That's why everyone should always wear jet packs."



I agree with this statement.

ⅉℚ Seventh Annual Woot! Bracketology | I'm Quality Peoples!

Skye — 1997-2007

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"I put the sticky on my thingy."

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"I missed my peter when he was out..."

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

CW#1: Can I spread my love to your desk?
CW#2: NO.
CW#3: You licked her phone?
CW#1: No, I spread my love to her desk, then licked her phone.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

Nitetigrezz


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Nitetigrezz
Mavyn wrote:CW#1: Can I spread my love to your desk?
CW#2: NO.
CW#3: You licked her phone?
CW#1: No, I spread my love to her desk, then licked her phone.



Just wow XD

"I like it both ways! ...what?"

~ First ever Book of Cheats ~ 7/11/2014 ~ 104.9/2000

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"I do some of my best thinking sitting on the garbage can."

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"Sure, now you get all ballsy..."