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What happened to those funny monkeys Monte & Mortimer??!!! I no longer see them posting on my Daily Woot News.
"When I die, I want to go
as my grandfather did:
quietly, peacefully, in his sleep.
Not like his passengers."
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kenney9226 wrote:"Did you hear? The Pope's retiring!"
"Oh, he probably just wants to get laid before he dies."
and really....who doesn't?
In the end only kindness matters
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Guy came in to remove a phone line from the neighboring cubicle. He called in, since the cube is occupied, but the name on the outside didn't match up with the 'removal' paperwork.
"Hey, Janice, what name comes up with this line?"
"I can't pronounce it--do you want me to spell it?"
My speech is not splitting. I am speaking in Cthulhu.