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6 Degrees of Delicious

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
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Top 45% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
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  • 28% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
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Quality Posts



jdcman


quality posts: 6 Private Messages jdcman

One part of me wants to buy this shirt.

The other part of me wants to slap that part of me with a large trout.

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

Oh look, a Kevin Bacon reference!

I'm easily amused

eks0153


quality posts: 1 Private Messages eks0153

The Kevin Bacon idea has been done before...

sinxation


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sinxation

Alright idea but definitely has been done to death. Maybe next time.

linkspast


quality posts: 1 Private Messages linkspast

hmm. I like bacon, My name is Kevin...
I like this shirt.

Diuy


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Diuy

Ohohoho, Kevin Bacon. How punny.

innuendopanda


quality posts: 22 Private Messages innuendopanda

But... It's missing Kevin Bacon's nose.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

For as long as it took me to get this ridiculous joke, it certainly didn't give much of a payoff of "ohhhhh, THATS it".

Probably because it's at least 7 degrees from funny.

And really, if you're using photos this simply, do you REALLY deserve a grand?

easysailor


quality posts: 25 Private Messages easysailor

thats six pieces of bacon folks

I live paycheck to paycheck thanks to woot.

soliver


quality posts: 27 Private Messages soliver

If it weren't for that damn restraining order, I'd so get him one.

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

i missed the kevin tag and went right to the bacon and was the picture shifted 6 degrees?

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

This is a shirt and a party game all in one.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

fookite


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fookite

The back of this shirt should contain an apology for the bad pun.

sophiecabra


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sophiecabra

I wonder if the pig's name was Kevin? Mmm. Kevin is a tasty name.

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

I'm so over Kevin Bacon, I was over him before 6 degrees of mouth searing bacon.


Also, come on? bacon is NOT that hard to hand draw. How is it that this required a copy/pasted photo of bacon to get the point across?

ckeilah


quality posts: 138 Private Messages ckeilah

Everything is better with BACON! Even shirt.woot.com works! Woot!

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
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DCno10


quality posts: 376 Private Messages DCno10

My name is Kevin and I really got weirded out when I hit reload. Didn't even get the reference right away.

Just weirded out.

innuendopanda


quality posts: 22 Private Messages innuendopanda
AdderXYU wrote:And really, if you're using photos this simply, do you REALLY deserve a grand?



Not to sound like a jerk or anything, but it's not hard to draw bacon, so I agree. Why use a photo?

dpbowl842


quality posts: 10 Private Messages dpbowl842

Someone ruined that bacon with a sticker. Hope that cooks off.

aayjay


quality posts: 3 Private Messages aayjay

You just got BACON'D.

lindab53


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lindab53

I know what I'm having for breakfast.

slyphox


quality posts: 6 Private Messages slyphox

To bacon or not to bacon... That is the question.

I'm not sure who this Kevin Bacon guy is though.

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
— Jeremy Clarkson

icymallard


quality posts: 4 Private Messages icymallard

Tilt your head to the right... and Bam!
American flag named Kevin.

innuendopanda


quality posts: 22 Private Messages innuendopanda

I wonder if people with Swine Flu will find this shirt funny

thewronggrape


quality posts: 34 Private Messages thewronggrape

I don't like shirts that I can easily make myself.

Maybe not for $10 on American Apparel, but this design is so... I'm speechless.

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
dpbowl842 wrote:Someone ruined that bacon with a sticker. Hope that cooks off.



Since it was named Kevin, I'd automatically assume it tasted like decaying bad actor. Not edible, so not worth cooking off the tag.

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

is there a Canadian version?

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
dpbowl842 wrote:Someone ruined that bacon with a sticker. Hope that cooks off.



You can just cut it. But I understand why you wouldn't want to waste the bacon. It's only rashernal.

matrixbandit


quality posts: 0 Private Messages matrixbandit

Is anyone else upset that each slice of bacon in this design is an exact duplicate? That just seems lazy to me. Bacon slices are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike. Actually, statistically speaking, that's not really true with snowflakes; but bacon however has much more chaos to work with. I'm just saying, even adjacent cuts of bacon will never ever be perfectly identical, let alone 6 in a row.

poorpitcher


quality posts: 0 Private Messages poorpitcher

terrible terrible terrible who on gods green earth would wear this shirt. people get your poop in a group and lets get some decent tee's!

innuendopanda


quality posts: 22 Private Messages innuendopanda
matrixbandit wrote:Is anyone else upset that each slice of bacon in this design is an exact duplicate? That just seems lazy to me. Bacon slices are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike. Actually, statistically speaking, that's not really true with snowflakes; but bacon however has much more chaos to work with. I'm just saying, even adjacent cuts of bacon will never ever be perfectly identical, let alone 6 in a row.



YES.
My OCD is killing me over that.

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
matrixbandit wrote:Is anyone else upset that each slice of bacon in this design is an exact duplicate? That just seems lazy to me. Bacon slices are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike. Actually, statistically speaking, that's not really true with snowflakes; but bacon however has much more chaos to work with. I'm just saying, even adjacent cuts of bacon will never ever be perfectly identical, let alone 6 in a row.



Copy/paste bacon slice photo F T L

switchpot


quality posts: 1 Private Messages switchpot

Shouldn't the sticker say, "Hello...my name is..."? No wonder I didn't get it right away....it isn't even correct to begin with. And the copy/pasted bacon..ugh!

Analyn M Porto

thorofgod


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thorofgod

This is not a good shirt at all, bacon..really?..

I saw 6 strips and thought about Wendys and how anyone can stuff that in their mouth well...is probably huge.

Alas this joke has been done before, this would be a good shirt for $5, if that. Anymore and you are just riping people off. What a waste of a night to stay up for in hopes of a good shirt.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
matrixbandit wrote:Is anyone else upset that each slice of bacon in this design is an exact duplicate? That just seems lazy to me. Bacon slices are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike. Actually, statistically speaking, that's not really true with snowflakes; but bacon however has much more chaos to work with. I'm just saying, even adjacent cuts of bacon will never ever be perfectly identical, let alone 6 in a row.



Well, that's what happens when you think using someone else's photo makes you a designer.

Legal use or not, this is pathetic.

tarasaurusrexx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tarasaurusrexx

I don't get it.

faughtey


quality posts: 19 Private Messages faughtey

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Bwahahaha! Kevin at Woot, this is for you! You copywriters are the BEST! I hope Kevin does not miss his kidneys. *wink*

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ambergreen


quality posts: 10 Private Messages ambergreen
AdderXYU wrote:Well, that's what happens when you think using someone else's photo makes you a designer.

Legal use or not, this is pathetic.



Agree. Is it wrong to be disappointed that I stayed up to see this cancellation attempt at a shirt? And why is it on asphalt? The colors don't even go together, unless, I suppose the shirt is like the inside of a skillet.

But who wants to eat a fried photocopy and nametag?

Silverpsycho


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Silverpsycho

Oh man is that bad but I will admit to getting a good laugh out of it.

Trading: Guts & Reverse Tarzan (both are size WL)