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Now all you need to do is offer up an instant ramen cookbook on sellout tomorrow to go with this shirt.

IndependentVik wrote:Since there's no joke in the steps anywhere, I guess the only purchasers will be huge fans of ramen? I don't really see the appeal myself, but then again I seriously thought about buying the robot shirt earlier in the week; I obviously do not have my fingers on the pulse of today's shirt wooting youth.

Sometimes, I put the ramen in water, add the flavor packet, eat it, then bring the water to a boil.

The steps are just too confusing and numerous to remember!

everyone knows top ramen is better with an egg. you're skipping that step.

(look at my screenname -- you know i have to buy this shirt)

I think this may be my least favorite derby winner of the last two years.

mnuahs wrote:Now all you need to do is offer up an instant ramen cookbook on sellout tomorrow to go with this shirt.

http://www.amazon.com/Ways-Make-Ramen-Noodles-Cookbook/dp/0962633526

ChefRAZ wrote:The best way to have it ,IMHO is to boil the noodles ,drain the water, add butter,And then the spices stir serve with chicken.

Serve with chicken? Heck, if we're allowed to take that many liberties with the preparation, then the best way is obviously to take the packet and throw it in the garbage. Then call out for pizza.

if this really needed. Just incase you foret you can just look at your shirt.

ChefRAZ wrote:The best way to have it ,IMHO is to boil the noodles ,drain the water, add butter,And then the spices stir serve with chicken.

I kinda rinse the noodles.

1. Boil water.
2. Noodles in. Let the noodles "unglue".
3. Drain water.
4. Boil new water.
5. Noodles in. Seasoning in.
6. ???
7. Profit.

this would be a cute shirt if it weren't a COMPLETE rip off of the instructions on how to make ramen in "cooking mama"

I'm gonna need another shirt to explain that first step...

Wait... There is no instructions on how to get the water into the pot!!!!

:')

eHalcyon wrote:I kinda rinse the noodles.

1. Boil water.
2. Noodles in. Let the noodles "unglue".
3. Drain water.
4. Boil new water.
5. Noodles in. Seasoning in.
6. ???
7. Profit.

wouldn't this make the noodles rather mushy? I don't know about you but I like my ramen al dente. ;)

IndependentVik wrote:Serve with chicken? Heck, if we're allowed to take that many liberties with the preparation, then the best way is obviously to take the packet and throw it in the garbage. Then call out for pizza.

the noodles get sticky if you cook them too long. Blend them in a blender. And use it to spackle your walls.

jmmbell1987 wrote:This is not true. Seasoning last is the way to go.

how do you feel about the little veggie packs? if you put those in last, they can't rehydrate...

madamdefarge wrote:I'm gonna need another shirt to explain that first step...

Well, hopefully Boots's shirt will be up tomorrow and that will break down the whole boiling water thing

edit: Yes, I saw the voting estimates . . . a man can dream!

This shirt did make me want to eat Ramen Noodle Coleslaw.

It is quite yummy!

indeed, this is the best line from its description:

This shirt tells the world: “No, that’s not vomit, that means eating in Japanese!”

why is this shirt in yellow?

white guys can't wear yellow without a fannie pack.

mnuahs wrote:wouldn't this make the noodles rather mushy? I don't know about you but I like my ramen al dente. ;)

Depends on how quick you are. :P The point is to remove all the "glue" that holds the noodles in its nice rectangular prism shape. Helps with the flavour, maybe.

I thought it was a great design, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT'S ON YELLOW!!!! White people can't wear yellow.


I cook the noodles, drain ALL of the water, then add the seasoning. Best way to save all of that yummy salt and goodness.

hookemhorns212 wrote:This shirt did make me want to eat Ramen Noodle Coleslaw.

It is quite yummy!

When I was a kid I would sometimes crush the noodles, mix in the spice and just eat it that way without cooking. I like salty snacks. My mom always got mad at me though.

SkekTek wrote:What would be really funny if, late at night, some drunk college student asks his buddy to go get his woot shirt cuz he forgot how to make ramen noodles.

except like 90% of ramen noodle bags have instructions on them

he's probably throwing up for the same reason i do when i see ramen noodles. ever disect a fetal pig in HS and see its brain?

Cooking the noodles is overrated. I like mine crunchy.

eHalcyon wrote:I kinda rinse the noodles.

1. Boil water.
2. Noodles in. Let the noodles "unglue".
3. Drain water.
4. Boil new water.
5. Noodles in. Seasoning in.
6. ???
7. Profit.

lol

I think this design is a perfect representation of itself.

This is ALMOST too much work to win a derby. because really, all you need is three minutes. Adding a little seasoning just pushes it toward the edge.

vixro wrote:I thought it was a great design, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT'S ON YELLOW!!!! White people can't wear yellow.

Well, obviously, woot has a deep-seated hatred of white people.

(This is sarcasm, people, so try and not lose it!)

Gatzby wrote:"Guan Di is his name..."

Bruce Campbell can take care of Guan Di. And he will accept bricks of Ramen as payment!

I have never eaten ramen or any other pot noodles.

You have an option of buying this shirt or 100 packs of ramen. Its really up to you.

NonWhiteWhiteBoi wrote:
white guys can't wear yellow without a fannie pack.

Not true. My roommate owns Noted and looks good in it.

Darn, now I want to eat ramen again. I already ate them once for the first time in ages after seeing this design. Late night ramen is not healty! (Well, no ramen really is...)

Drakxxx wrote:Bruce Campbell can take care of Guan Di. And he will accept bricks of Ramen as payment!

I completely missed Gatzby's reference until your post. Guess I forgot the spirit's name, as I spent most of the movie just hoping that Bruce's actual life isn't that miserable.

no way, i just made some ramen

its a sign, im in for one

imsochady wrote:Cooking the noodles is overrated. I like mine crunchy.

They do taste ridiculously good raw. Or toasted a little. But I used to just eat em raw.

You can get much better ramen noodles then the 15 cent packs, however if you're going to use the cheapo stuff at least do yourself a favor. Ditch the flavor packet, and get some bullion (beef, chicken, or vegetarian as per preference). If it's a cube toss it in while you boil the water, if it's liquid add it near the end.
Some frozen corn or peas or chopped onion is always excellent.
And if you're going to do an egg you want to wait until it's about a minute from done.

Drain a bit of the water (not all) and pour on a little Soy Sauce and you've got a meal.

Good choice on the chicken flavor packet - it's the safest one.

Goshdarnit, I am boiling some water... I can't stop myself...

which way are those noodles coming? in or out?

I had to buy one... this is my 3rd shirt.woot (the first being a random one). Simple, cute, interesting