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Nothing Wasted

Speed to First Woot:
0m 3.000s
First Sucker:
OnlyOreo
Last Wooter to Woot:
greendinosaur
Last Purchase:
2 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 42% of Shirt Woots
Top 13% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1539

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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laryxle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages laryxle

This was the best in the top 4, so i'm glad it won. Congrats

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

See, doughboy... I told you if you laughed again, I'd bake your ass. Didn't believe me, did you?

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

I was expecting a smile on his face since he's contributing to the meal.

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

Now with a complementary "WOOHOO" with every purchase.

naktipi


quality posts: 4 Private Messages naktipi

I hope he is crispy and tasty!

Mmm. Pie.

Muntoe


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Muntoe

If I ate him would I be considered a cannibal?

Also, I wonder if he's related to the Stay Puft Marshmallow?

DCno10


quality posts: 376 Private Messages DCno10

If i poke his stomach will he still say 'woo-hoo!'?

stevenneo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages stevenneo

yippee!! got myself a new fav tee =D

wootvan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages wootvan

Better baked, I suppose, than to end up like Ted Williams....or his head, anyway.

Well done, Travis.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

Dough Boy might forgive us if we butter him up.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

HalfWheat


quality posts: 18 Private Messages HalfWheat

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy!

Uranus633


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Uranus633

So is he dead?

wugsby


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wugsby

It appears our friend the pilsbury man wasn't above the influence. Let this be a lesson to you youngsters who think getting "baked" is a good time!

punkrock210


quality posts: 0 Private Messages punkrock210

i totally had to snag one. This shirt is amazing!

IamIreland


quality posts: 1 Private Messages IamIreland
Muntoe wrote:If I ate him would I be considered a cannibal?



Are you made of dough??

bigdaddy24


quality posts: 11 Private Messages bigdaddy24
Muntoe wrote:If I ate him would I be considered a cannibal?

Also, I wonder if he's related to the Stay Puft Marshmallow?



Are you made of dough?

faughtey


quality posts: 20 Private Messages faughtey

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From the write up today-
I guess I snapped. It was easy to get my hands on him. I just approached like I was going to indulge his tickle-kink, and at the last second I seized him in one hand, slammed him flat on his back on a no-stick cookie sheet and thrust him into the oven.

Our Movie Genre! His tickle-kink, I love it!

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
wootasourous wrote:Now with a complementary "WOOHOO" with every purchase.



Now that the design's been printed by woot, I think, contractually, it's a complimentary "WOOT" with every purchase.

Killerskillet


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Killerskillet

SO. WEAK. Who would wear this?!?!?!?!??!

It's time our wardrobes stop being the joke. Let's stop wearing Bazooka Joe wrappers for clothes you drone consumers.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
Killerskillet wrote:SO. WEAK. Who would wear this?!?!?!?!??!



Supposedly Pilsbury memorabilia collectors.

Gatzby


quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby
Killerskillet wrote:SO. WEAK. Who would wear this?!?!?!?!??!



I intend to.

Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
Why do my posts always get deleted? -- Noise Reduction -- Try it in podcast format.
No, you can't have our iPod, keys, or Lego. Sorry.

HalfWheat


quality posts: 18 Private Messages HalfWheat

I think we should have a moment of silence for the sad fate of the doughboy.

That should give me just enough time to snatch him off the cookie sheet before anyone else can. Mmmmmm....biscuits and butter!

Killerskillet


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Killerskillet

KILLERSKILLET WROTE
"It's time our wardrobes stop being the joke. Let's stop wearing Bazooka Joe wrappers for clothes you drone consumers."


Hey, good point, dude.

IamIreland


quality posts: 1 Private Messages IamIreland
Killerskillet wrote:SO. WEAK. Who would wear this?!?!?!?!??!

It's time our wardrobes stop being the joke. Let's stop wearing Bazooka Joe wrappers for clothes you drone consumers.



Apparently this man has never heard of an opinion.

mexipino61


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mexipino61

looks like someone wasn't as fast as the ginger bread man.

Muntoe


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Muntoe
IamIreland wrote:Are you made of dough??



:c No... but I'd feel like one if I ate a smiling doughboy! So I guess I'm just eating prey is all

HalfWheat


quality posts: 18 Private Messages HalfWheat
JadenKale wrote:Supposedly Pilsbury memorabilia collectors.



Heh. Baking bread is a hobby for me. You'd better believe I'm gonna bake a bread in this shape and serve it while wearing this shirt.

Killerskillet


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Killerskillet

Stop settling for less. Buying a joke to wear is cheaper when you just buy a pack of white undershirts and draw your own comic strips on them.

tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

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Killerskillet wrote:Stop settling for less. Buying a joke to wear is cheaper when you just buy a pack of white undershirts and draw your own comic strips on them.



You tell 'em. I like serious shirts too. Please consider a vote for my shirt from this week's derby.

And to everyone that voted for or will buy this one, a big thanks!

IndependentVik


quality posts: 11 Private Messages IndependentVik
Uranus633 wrote:So is he dead?



Of course not! He'll live on . . . inside each and every one of us.

rpm002


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rpm002

Best. Writeup. Ever.

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Hmmm so Tgentry is dreamy? Interesting! So many people on here are just some kind of vague humanoid imagery associated with their screen names in my head;)

tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

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rpm002 wrote:Best. Writeup. Ever.



Agreed, thanks talented woot write-uppers.

HalfWheat


quality posts: 18 Private Messages HalfWheat
tgentry wrote:You tell 'em. I like serious shirts too. Please consider a vote for my shirt from this week's derby.

And to everyone that voted for or will buy this one, a big thanks!




Thank you for making this one

shakensparco


quality posts: 5 Private Messages shakensparco

I like the scratchy background. Really adds a lot.

Mogar


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Mogar

Fighting online is like the special olympics. Even if you win...

tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

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jasneko wrote:Hmmm so Tgentry is dreamy? Interesting!



I think they mean dreamy in the way that you can forget a dream within moments of waking up, so can you forget about me within moments of meeting me. You know, dreamy.

markcrim


quality posts: 0 Private Messages markcrim

less cute, more cool, please.

sophiecabra


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sophiecabra

I really want to poke his belly... with my tongue.