Shirt.Woot

This just in! I'll die if I can't ever get Pup in Training ever again!

HURRY- I'm almost dead already!

I've never bought a shirt off the classics page but I love woot and am looking forward to the return of classics.

Hurry up woot!

johnnyfreedom wrote:This just in! I'll die if I can't ever get Pup in Training ever again!

HURRY- I'm almost dead already!

I hope you're joking since that's only been gone a month. If you're actually serious, buy randoms and watch teetrade. But don't watch the classics (if they ever return) as that shirt isn't going to appear.

Coming up to a year now. Why is the "classics" link even in the top navigation?

Come on whirt.woot, shlt or get off the pot already.

Oh man. I'm jonesing BAD for a taco cat... Bring it back soon please.

plenTpak wrote:Oh man. I'm jonesing BAD for a taco cat... Bring it back soon please.

wearing mine now - one of my all-time favorites. Serious classic.

I'm feeling a little "One Cheer for Broccoli" today. Sigh.

What are you people doing in the future. It isn't even October 2nd here in Salt Lake and you are existing in October 4th. What's the future like? Do you have flying cars yet?

ladyzita wrote:I'm feeling a little "One Cheer for Broccoli" today. Sigh.

Take it back. YOU TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW

i would really really like to have another chance to buy donut panic. my friend has it and i have been wanting that shirt ever since i saw it. if you could offer another chance to buy donut panic, i would be overjoyed.

Here we are, a year out from the last word on the postponement of Classics...any word?

I defenitely need a Lament of the Kiwi. I fell in love with SW because of that one. Please, say something!

Fat Unicorn is the hardest shirt to find anywhere... please if you ever restart this program (seeing as its been a year it might not happen) please bring it back

I bought the lament of the kiwi and original blue hedgehog as my very first woot shirts. But alas, I didn't know what size I needed until they arrived and I could not wear them!!!! Please bring them back so I can!!!!!

CraigVerb wrote:Angry Day!!!!!!!

Me too! Me too! I need a few more. I almost never wear the one I have because I'm afraid I'll spill something on it...

I'm really sad I missed the black shirt with the cat with the Sam Fisher goggles and the Owl....I'd love to see that one come back! Unfortunately I missed it due to being too considerate to my family. Ha! I was waiting to make the purchase until they could decide if there were 2 more people who wanted one so we could order 3. Lo and behold! They couldn't make up their minds! And the otterific shirt dropped below the cutoff line....

Please bring it back in the classics!

kelarflame wrote:I'm really sad I missed the black shirt with the cat with the Sam Fisher goggles and the Owl....I'd love to see that one come back! Unfortunately I missed it due to being too considerate to my family. Ha! I was waiting to make the purchase until they could decide if there were 2 more people who wanted one so we could order 3. Lo and behold! They couldn't make up their minds! And the otterific shirt dropped below the cutoff line....

Please bring it back in the classics!

I have one in a WXL if that works for you

Nekkochan wrote:Me too! Me too! I need a few more. I almost never wear the one I have because I'm afraid I'll spill something on it...

Angry Day is probably one of the smartest classics woot could bring back. It's a great mix of popularity, cleverness, and cheapness to print, and moreover, it was pretty silently reckoned long long ago on a weekend where there was no reckoning reminder on Friday (and no live-updated reckoning link, either).

bring back yay taco!! thanks

kelarflame wrote:I'm really sad I missed the black shirt with the cat with the Sam Fisher goggles and the Owl....I'd love to see that one come back! Unfortunately I missed it due to being too considerate to my family. Ha! I was waiting to make the purchase until they could decide if there were 2 more people who wanted one so we could order 3. Lo and behold! They couldn't make up their minds! And the otterific shirt dropped below the cutoff line....

Please bring it back in the classics!

I have it in XXL unwashed, unworn in you're interested.

They really should have a pledge system where people vote and commit to buying if printed on classics. Maybe raising the price once it has hit the goal. I wouldn't mind a couple $10 or $15 holds on my credit card for a week or 2 if it meant getting that all elusive shirt. It would have to be Redux then because who knows what you might get with a remix.

BATS! would print instantly

Hi there,

I am new to shirt.woot! so I have missed my opportunity to buy any of the classics. I would be thrilled if any of the following came up again...

No jacket required
Holy Guacamole
How natural selection works
Origami lesson
Land of lost socks

C'mon Woot, it's been over a year.

Time to bring back some classics!

My Sun Wukong shirt's getting worn and I need a backup (or two).

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to get the Shh, The Rat Is Our Patron shirt for my brother for a thousand reasons but mostly because I love him. Please let this be available before Christmas. Thanks

Rileigh

I'm sure you guys get an awful lot of requests and I wouldn't be surprised if your eyes fly through this one like it never existed.

A couple years ago I saw a woman on the street with the most amazing shirt I'd ever seen. I had to know where she got it. Shirtwoot? #$% is that? I quickly jotted down the site and never got the chance to look it up until I finally got internet, 2 months ago. Immediately I had to find that shirt, when I found it I was overwhelmingly sad that it was no longer for sale.

This is that shirt:
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=8662
Please give me a chance to buy it. I'm damn near begging.

It's been two long years living without this much bloody Wootness in my wardrobe. I know everyone is sick of penguins, but this one, I believe, is a legend among Sphenisciformes.

I wish you would bring back the classics. Ive never seen it personally but I would love to see some of the shirts from before my arrival on shirt.woot! a few months ago.

skippykj wrote:They really should have a pledge system where people vote and commit to buying if printed on classics. Maybe raising the price once it has hit the goal. I wouldn't mind a couple $10 or $15 holds on my credit card for a week or 2 if it meant getting that all elusive shirt. It would have to be Redux then because who knows what you might get with a remix.

BATS! would print instantly

The issue with this is that it wouldn't print bats instantly. It would print with the same exact likelihood as it would in a derby. We'd get a reprise of chibi rodents and text-cobbles and stick figures and general horrible. We would never get Bats, or really anything old enough or good enough to be "classic"

Classics NEED to be in the hands of woot itself.

mrlycan wrote:I'm sure you guys get an awful lot of requests and I wouldn't be surprised if your eyes fly through this one like it never existed.

A couple years ago I saw a woman on the street with the most amazing shirt I'd ever seen. I had to know where she got it. Shirtwoot? #$% is that? I quickly jotted down the site and never got the chance to look it up until I finally got internet, 2 months ago. Immediately I had to find that shirt, when I found it I was overwhelmingly sad that it was no longer for sale.

This is that shirt:
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=8662
Please give me a chance to buy it. I'm damn near begging.

It's been two long years living without this much bloody Wootness in my wardrobe. I know everyone is sick of penguins, but this one, I believe, is a legend among Sphenisciformes.

I have it in Men's XXL... It's been washed and worn a couple times... but still in great shape if you're interested.

I'm new to shirt.woot so I don't know if this is a classic shirt or not but I bought a random shirt and it has a Star Wars theme. It looks like a storm trooper with glasses (over his helmet) has just shot Luke. I'm sure there's a punchline behind this picture but I don't get it. Can any of you explain the picture to me. I hope this isn't one of those things that will mark me as missing the obvious.
Thanks in advance!

neoheraclitan wrote:I'm new to shirt.woot so I don't know if this is a classic shirt or not but I bought a random shirt and it has a Star Wars theme. It looks like a storm trooper with glasses (over his helmet) has just shot Luke. I'm sure there's a punchline behind this picture but I don't get it. Can any of you explain the picture to me. I hope this isn't one of those things that will mark me as missing the obvious.
Thanks in advance!

I believe the point was that if the stormtroopers corrected their vision with glasses, they'd actually be able to hit something they were shooting at for once.

Thank you for the reply. I actually took the shirt to work with me today and asked my students about it. Several of them picked up on it right away.
Thanks again.

SailorButterfly wrote:I believe the point was that if the stormtroopers corrected their vision with glasses, they'd actually be able to hit something they were shooting at for once.

AdderXYU wrote:The issue with this is that it wouldn't print bats instantly. It would print with the same exact likelihood as it would in a derby. We'd get a reprise of chibi rodents and text-cobbles and stick figures and general horrible. We would never get Bats, or really anything old enough or good enough to be "classic"

Classics NEED to be in the hands of woot itself.

I'm sure the cutesy and inane would get reprints but if it was based on meeting a threshold of already committed buyers, not a competition, then all the good ones would print too if there are enough people willing to put the money down.

If it was a competition, I'm not so sure that people who like that junk would be willing to put a vote if it meant they had to buy it. No way to tell though.

mrlycan wrote:I'm sure you guys get an awful lot of requests and I wouldn't be surprised if your eyes fly through this one like it never existed.

A couple years ago I saw a woman on the street with the most amazing shirt I'd ever seen. I had to know where she got it. Shirtwoot? #$% is that? I quickly jotted down the site and never got the chance to look it up until I finally got internet, 2 months ago. Immediately I had to find that shirt, when I found it I was overwhelmingly sad that it was no longer for sale.

This is that shirt:
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=8662
Please give me a chance to buy it. I'm damn near begging.

It's been two long years living without this much bloody Wootness in my wardrobe. I know everyone is sick of penguins, but this one, I believe, is a legend among Sphenisciformes.

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skippykj wrote:I'm sure the cutesy and inane would get reprints but if it was based on meeting a threshold of already committed buyers, not a competition, then all the good ones would print too if there are enough people willing to put the money down.

If it was a competition, I'm not so sure that people who like that junk would be willing to put a vote if it meant they had to buy it. No way to tell though.

The way to tell is that 90%+ of all derby shirts, no matter the artist or the quality, sell above their votes. So if derby shirts regularly are awful, and regularly outsell their votes, then regularly we would get classics that are also awful, because people would commit to buying them.

I still think that anyone with even the vaguest idea of the economy would be against any sort of pre-sale commitment that doesn't guarantee a tee, as it inherently favors by class (so the more frivolous you are and the more disposable income you have, the more you'll vote... and generally, people who care about artistry are more reserved or struggling with their funds, so the conclusion is the same, and the status quo will just get worse).

AdderXYU wrote:The way to tell is that 90%+ of all derby shirts, no matter the artist or the quality, sell above their votes. So if derby shirts regularly are awful, and regularly outsell their votes, then regularly we would get classics that are also awful, because people would commit to buying them.

I still think that anyone with even the vaguest idea of the economy would be against any sort of pre-sale commitment that doesn't guarantee a tee, as it inherently favors by class (so the more frivolous you are and the more disposable income you have, the more you'll vote... and generally, people who care about artistry are more reserved or struggling with their funds, so the conclusion is the same, and the status quo will just get worse).

Wow. I think I know when to stop so you win. My completely hypothetical idea is not worth a battle, especially since I don't have "even the vaguest idea of the economy." Good luck with life and your half empty glass

mrlycan wrote:I'm sure you guys get an awful lot of requests and I wouldn't be surprised if your eyes fly through this one like it never existed.

A couple years ago I saw a woman on the street with the most amazing shirt I'd ever seen. I had to know where she got it. Shirtwoot? #$% is that? I quickly jotted down the site and never got the chance to look it up until I finally got internet, 2 months ago. Immediately I had to find that shirt, when I found it I was overwhelmingly sad that it was no longer for sale.

This is that shirt:
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=8662
Please give me a chance to buy it. I'm damn near begging.

It's been two long years living without this much bloody Wootness in my wardrobe. I know everyone is sick of penguins, but this one, I believe, is a legend among Sphenisciformes.

....
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http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=8662

I also want this shirt....Penguins are what's up

woot banter wrote:C'mon Woot, it's been over a year.

Time to bring back some classics!

My Sun Wukong shirt's getting worn and I need a backup (or two).

I want that shirt. It is bloody! I join your cause sir!

mrlycan wrote:...[T]he most amazing shirt I'd ever seen. I had to know where she got it. Shirtwoot? #$% is that? I quickly jotted down the site and never got the chance to look it up until I finally got internet, 2 months ago. Immediately I had to find that shirt, when I found it I was overwhelmingly sad that it was no longer for sale.

This is that shirt:
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=8662
Please give me a chance to buy it. I'm damn near begging...

First, let me say that I am NOT sick of penguins. Not in the least.

Second, OH. MY. GOD!!! At first sight I saved the image to my computer, set it as my wallpaper, and cried over the fact that it is in pixel form, rather than textile...

I'm only just a new guy, but i think some of your old shirts are amazing yet i find myself unable to get any of them, is there a way to get my hands on some of your older shirts?

For the love of all that''s holy, please, please, please bring back this shirt:

http://www.shirtsonsale.info/2009/05/10-shirtwoot-do-robot.html

I didn't discover "The Woot" until well after this shirt was no longer available. I love this shirt, in a way that might not be healthy. Really.