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Hot Dogs!

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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Woots by State

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Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

This is incorrect. Michigan should have onions on their hotdogs!

CroKevi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages CroKevi

did someone throw up on Jersey's..? that can't be palatable!

muddylemon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages muddylemon

No Toledo? The only cultural touchstone of that poor benighted city is Tony Packo's hungarian chili dogs.

Diuy


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Diuy

Go Chicago dogs!

By the way, you shouldn't call them hot dogs, they should be called durgers.

Durgers and Burgers.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

No doggie to represent PA? That killed it for me.

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chucky3456


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chucky3456

No Buffalo dogs? Seriously?

FishyFred


quality posts: 7 Private Messages FishyFred

Nope. Wrong. No sale. D.C.'s dog should be covered in chili on account of Ben's Chili Bowl being the only proper place in the city to get a sausage on a bun.

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

at last, the perfect shirt to use in combination with the question, "are you staring at my wiener?"

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Hot Diggity Dog! How appropriate is it that a Chicagoan made a hot dog shirt?

Danni1185


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Danni1185

I've lived in Georgia all my life and have never seen a hot dog with onions and beans advertised anywhere, nor have I eaten one. Strange. Had it not been for Woot's write up, I almost thought that was cotton on the GA dog.

KevinMCombes


quality posts: 14 Private Messages KevinMCombes

If I ever get this in randoms, I might go on a murderous rampage. This is almost as disgusting as Tickle Pickle.

harle85


quality posts: 6 Private Messages harle85

It's weird that it's not consistant using either city names or state names, not both.

PsychedelicBreakfast


quality posts: 9 Private Messages PsychedelicBreakfast

Wow. Let the arguing begin.

nightsechos182


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nightsechos182

What the heck, I can't even determine most of those condiments, plus where I'm from(Michigan) I was completely unaware we had certain toppings. Only certain hot dogs brands like Koegel or Dearborn.

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

It looks like Einstein shaved his head into some of these.

Puddytoes


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Puddytoes

You only printed this to tease me didn't you? Because it's on red. Blast you, woot.

Love, Luck and Lollipops!

faughtey


quality posts: 20 Private Messages faughtey

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Tip-
If you spill condiments on this shirt, no one will notice.

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

hookemhorns212


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hookemhorns212

The write up made me think of the Simpsons where Lisa becomes a Vegetarian and imagines hot dogs as being made from a pigeon, a boot, a rat and a raccoon.

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

hmmm, didn't know that around the US people had such distinct variations of hotdogs besides picking one or more of ketchup/mustard/onions/relish/sauerkraut. Interesting! Unfortunately, I can't really tell what all the different toppings are on many of them.


dborja


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dborja

So tempted but the red shirt kills it for me. There are too many bulls around me...

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

I find this kinda charming, but not in a "I actually want to wear this ever" way.

Cycospaz2


quality posts: 13 Private Messages Cycospaz2

I wonder if this shirt will make my buns look good..

kmcavin65


quality posts: 4 Private Messages kmcavin65

No Icelandic lamb dogs? No sale.

weasalbalwarrior


quality posts: 7 Private Messages weasalbalwarrior

Where's the Carolina Dog?!?! Mustard, chili, onions, and cole-slaw what else could you need?

djbguitar


quality posts: 2 Private Messages djbguitar

Did you know the Texas Wiener was invented in Paterson, New Jersey? Strange.

teewa


quality posts: 0 Private Messages teewa

There's nothing that I like more than weiner on my chest.

kdickerson


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kdickerson

I think the Phoenix is bacon wrapped and covered in chili cheese. This makes me happy.

VeronicaBeats


quality posts: 2 Private Messages VeronicaBeats

I almost got the shirt, but there is no Philadelphia dog up there. And i dunno with the yellow stuff is. Saurkraut? onions? cabbage?
And there is some misrepresentation in the dogs.

Can you redo the shirt?
Can someone redo it?

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

There appears to have been a tragic crime scene on Memphis' dog.

dovy6


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dovy6

Now I'm starving.

wait... what?

rdonley11


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rdonley11

I love the juxtaposition of this shirt with the world hunger derby going on.

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

lol, well we were talking about red shirt the other day.

sadly i cannot get this as i am unable to have a hot dog, nor do i want to get into a hot dog conversation

carrieob


quality posts: 0 Private Messages carrieob

HELLO, where is NC?? Mustard, chili, and slaw, dawg.

HalfWheat


quality posts: 18 Private Messages HalfWheat

This shirt makes me sad because I can't get poppy seed buns where I live now. Sad. So sad. I weep for lack of poppy seed buns.

VeronicaBeats


quality posts: 2 Private Messages VeronicaBeats
kmcavin65 wrote:No Icelandic lamb dogs? No sale.



Woah!
Im totally moving to Iceland!
Lamb HotDogs?
Heck Yeah?
Bjork?
Heck yeah!

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301
teewa wrote:There's nothing that I like more than weiner on my chest.



How about nine weiners?

xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia

I'm sad this lacks the Sonoran-Style, which by definition is a Mexican variant but it's becoming increasingly common here in southern Arizona. I can't tell what's on the Phoenix other than it looks like some sort of chili dog... which is definitely my favorite... but that's not the point!

"The Sonoran hot dog may take the phrase "with everything" to new heights. It starts with a hot dog wrapped in bacon. Then you begin piling on the beans, grilled onions, fresh onions, tomatoes, mayonnaise, cream sauce, mustard and jalapeno salsa. Add radishes, cucumbers, whole chilies and even mushrooms, if you want." -NPR

isparabola


quality posts: 8 Private Messages isparabola

Well hot dog, we have a wiener.

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ
wootchawant wrote:at last, the perfect shirt to use in combination with the question, "are you staring at my wiener?"



no, but i am staring at your buns

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_dog_variations more on your hot dog needs.

and i must use this: