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WootBot


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Can you create a play on words...without the words? Even the most groan-worthy pun can come to life thanks to the magic of "show, don't tell". Let's be clear: a pun is not necessarily the same thing as a joke. A pun depends on the double-meaning of a word or phrase, or a superficial similarity between two words or phrases with different meanings. Or, in the words of Wikipedia, "deliberately exploits ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect." Like this:

PUNS: A boulder and a cinnamon roll playing in a rock and roll band. A shoe with horns. A refrigerator running in a marathon. Mozart leading a wolf gang. (Not that these are necessarily funny puns. We didn't want to use up all the good ideas here.)

NOT PUNS: A familiar image with a zombie in it for no particular reason. A cartoon character at home doing something mundane and un-cartoony. Some food horrified to discover that some of their fellow food has been roasted alive. An animal that thinks it's people.

Examples of visual puns in previous Shirt.Woot designs include Six Degrees of Delicious (bacon vs. Kevin Bacon), Organ Rejection (conflating the medical and social connotations of rejection), The T Shirt (a t-shirt about the letter T), and Suburban Blitzkrieg (bomb pops used as actual bombs). Sorry to belabor the point, but we guarantee you a lot of people will submit t-shirt designs that aren't puns, even after all this. We're just trying to save some wear on our rejecting fingers.

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genericsmith


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Good Lord... Early notice.

Hmmm... Gotta think of some good ideas.

(Guess I'm not "retired" after all)

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

x3xleggedxninja


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Haha wear on your rejecting fingers, huh? If one specific entry in the Halloween Derby hasn't changed by the end, I'd say those rejecting fingers need a tune-up.

genericsmith


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x3xleggedxninja wrote:Haha wear on your rejecting fingers, huh? If one specific entry in the Halloween Derby hasn't changed by the end, I'd say those rejecting fingers need a tune-up.



Dangit, you beat me to it.

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

Normscoffee


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This is an awesome derby theme. Good job woot.

BootsBoots


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watching the films? Early notice?

I hate puns. Passionately.


kinzoku


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I'm going to be facepalming a lot, aren't I? And yet, I suspect I'll end up wanting to buy one of the winners.

Jestik


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isn't this every week here at woot??


CaptMatt15


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I am still kicking myself for not buying Suburban Blitzkrieg...

Leahbh


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One of my friends is a ceramics professor, I met him when he was in grad school, he's great at this. He does it with clay. Mucho fun.

artulo


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Specifically a pun derby?

*snort*

While I do enjoy a good pun, we'll see how many worthwhile shirt designs can come of one.

What's with the early release?

genericsmith


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BootsBoots wrote:watching the films? Early notice?

I hate puns. Passionately.



I don't know. usually we don't know the theme until noon. So it is a BIT early.

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

dekonstruct


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Hoof arted?

genericsmith


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dekonstruct wrote:Hoof arted?



You should go for it!

My biggest fear (besides spiders) is a "The Far Side" did it rejection. I have 1 pretty decent (in my opinion) idea... I'm trying to think if it was done in comic format.

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

BootsBoots


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Is it wrong that all I really want to do is a bunch of little sperm manning a ship? Because you know... they're sea men.


SailorButterfly


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Holy Premature Postings, Batman!

Well, this derby sounds interesting, and I'm sure there will be shirts I will like and want...but they'll get beat by some scaffolding, I'm sure.

Yay pessimism!
(and I'm usually not a pessimist by nature, Woot has turned me into one....or maybe I should say, a realist?)

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SirSquinty


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genericsmith wrote:You should go for it!

My biggest fear (besides spiders) is a "The Far Side" did it rejection. I have 1 pretty decent (in my opinion) idea... I'm trying to think if it was done in comic format.



I would have to think LONG AND HARD about buying that...no pun intended.

genericsmith


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SirSquinty wrote:I would have to think LONG AND HARD about buying that...no pun intended.



... Did you reply to the wrong message?

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

dekonstruct


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BootsBoots wrote:Is it wrong that all I really want to do is a bunch of little sperm manning a ship? Because you know... they're sea men.



Yes. So wang it's right. I mean wrong... So wrong it's tight. I mean right.

tgentry


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Don't forget my favorite woot pun shirt, "Iceberg, A Head", which had not one, but two tasty puns woven expertly into one design.

sgoman5674


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BootsBoots wrote:Is it wrong that all I really want to do is a bunch of little sperm manning a ship? Because you know... they're sea men.



My high school swim team did something similar to this. Theirs was one sperm and a caption of "Swimming for the Ladies"

Really funny, but the principal banned the shirts.

BootsBoots


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dekonstruct wrote:Yes. So wang it's right. I mean wrong... So wrong it's tight. I mean right.



Lol. Maybe I'll make them sperm whales. Yes... I like how this is going down.


BootsBoots


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sgoman5674 wrote:My high school swim team did something similar to this. Theirs was one sperm and a caption of "Swimming for the Ladies"

Really funny, but the principal banned the shirts.



That's hilarious.


JesseBYAH


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BootsBoots wrote:Is it wrong that all I really want to do is a bunch of little sperm manning a ship? Because you know... they're sea men.



Please... please do it. Please. I think you could pull it off pretty hilariously.

And how funny will it be when parents get that shirt in their kid's bag of randoms?!? HA

rwave


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If I was artistic, I'd break out some of my fantasy sports team names. Hmm, some of my favorites:

D'Brick of Destiny (in reference to the Jets #1 draft pick, D'brickashaw Fergusen, and Jack Black movie - kind of obscure)

Johnson's Big Units (take your pick: Larry for Football, Randy for baseball, but it's really meant for Randy as it was his Nickname)

Special OPS (baseball of course - on base plus slugging)

The Mile High Club (baseball - Rockies premium seats are called this right? Kind of like the Citi Field Delta Club.)

700 Fantasy Point Bailout

and my personal favorite:

Florida's Hanging Chad (when Chad Pennington got traded to the Dolphins from the Jets, and of course the 2000 Election! For this one I actually did photoshop a noose around Pennington's neck for my team logo)

sgoman5674


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rwave wrote:

The Mile High Club (baseball - Rockies premium seats are called this right?)



Also football - Denver Broncos old stadium was called Mile High Stadium. not sure how punny it is though.

sgoman5674


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I think Woot is in for a heavy rejection week. All the dirty innuendos, puns and jokes. There are so many and so easy to illustrate. If only I could come up with some and draw (outside of paint).

ejgendron


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As I am no designer, I shall not make a shirt. However, I think I have a pretty decent idea if anyone is interested. Let me know, yo.

fultron89


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Let the PUNishment begin!

genericsmith


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sgoman5674 wrote:I think Woot is in for a heavy rejection week. All the dirty innuendos, puns and jokes. There are so many and so easy to illustrate. If only I could come up with some and draw (outside of paint).



I'm also looking for artists to work with... I can give ideas and ROUGH sketches to work with.

Xan gets my ideas first if she wants them.

PM me and I'd love to help out.

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

parrotworks


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Holy open-the-flood-gates batman!

jasneko


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Weird, when I went to check on the new derby theme, I wondered how there could be 29 comments already after a minute. Apparently it was posted early... d'oh, didn't even think to check.

I was hoping this would be a double-take derby... last derby was a bit scary... I had to stop looking after a while. Oh well.

Vote!

avhienda01


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I'm in the mood to draw this week, but I've got nothing so far - especially with how good you guys work with topics like this. If anyone's got any ideas, feel free to PM me .

yankeebird


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x3xleggedxninja wrote:Haha wear on your rejecting fingers, huh? If one specific entry in the Halloween Derby hasn't changed by the end, I'd say those rejecting fingers need a tune-up.



Do you think they say stuff like this intentionally to piss us off, or do you think they're actually oblivious to how douchetastic they sound?

Manvyi


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BootsBoots wrote:Lol. Maybe I'll make them sperm whales. Yes... I like how this is going down.



I love it when Boots talks dirty... Dirty? Boots? Where's the shoe polish?

parrotworks


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My favorite triple pun. Three brothers ask their mom to name their cattle ranch. She tells them to name it "Focus". When asked why: because it's where my sons raise meat.

BootsBoots


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JesseBYAH wrote:Please... please do it. Please. I think you could pull it off pretty hilariously.

And how funny will it be when parents get that shirt in their kid's bag of randoms?!? HA



Another reason to do it! Yes!

I'm really considering it. If I do it, it will be the sperm whale version, I think. I have a feeling it might get rejected, though.


genericsmith


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avhienda01 wrote:I'm in the mood to draw this week, but I've got nothing so far - especially with how good you guys work with topics like this. If anyone's got any ideas, feel free to PM me .



PM'd ya... Don't leave me hanging :D

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

dekonstruct


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I am trying to see how many puns I can squeeze into a design.

Television watching the sunset on Halloween:

benjaminleebates


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this is gonna be sooo corny