colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Ah yes. The unfortunate Burger King king after he was unceremoniously fired for drinking on the job.

-Matt Colin

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

so, its a gerbil in a dragon suit?

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
innuendopanda wrote:One of my roommates is an english major. He does NNOOTTHHIINNG.
Now every time I look at him I'm going to imagine him with that costume on. Thanks.

(but it still made my night haha)



I'm an English major. We do nothing. Well, we argue amongst ourselves once in a while, and write the odd long term paper. But yeah, this is a solid representation.

bkeokip


quality posts: 6 Private Messages bkeokip

Proof that childhood dreams don't come true... Instead they become fat, bloated, and old.

aerozepp


quality posts: 1 Private Messages aerozepp

So, I guess this is what happens when the woot shirt isn't clever or artsy enough for the highly sophisticated woot audience...

realitytwist


quality posts: 0 Private Messages realitytwist

this shirt makes me want to have a kid so i can make him wear this shirt every day. awesome!!!

friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you

foxzeta


quality posts: 2 Private Messages foxzeta
tjsynkral wrote:Dude. I come home from the Midwest furry convention and check shirt.woot, and find this?



You and me both

Blanch1000


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Blanch1000

I check this site every night just as a formality or something, but this is the first one I've actually considered getting in many, many months.

I don't know why I love it, but I do.

blizzrock1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages blizzrock1

This shirt represents the actual story. The book we have now was nothing more than an acid trip. ;D

Adubs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Adubs
jmmbell1987 wrote:This is the strangest symbolic representation of English majors that I've ever seen.



*laughs*

mboverload


quality posts: 80 Private Messages mboverload

Dude...this is....epic.
I am astounded at the sheer awsomasity of this shirt.

112 woots and counting, since 2007. Don't ban me, bro!

stelyd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages stelyd

and you wouldn't let us do the I(heart)NY tshirts? sheesh

sharkync


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sharkync

Seriously? You have got to be kidding me.

j00sh


quality posts: 0 Private Messages j00sh

im down 2 party

Bandrik


quality posts: 67 Private Messages Bandrik

Great. Now tubby furries everywhere will have an excuse to dress like this. You know, since everything on woot shirts is automatically cool. And dressing like this will now make them cool.

Yeah, I don't know where I was going with this.

And if I did, I'd claim ignorance.

ACNickC


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ACNickC

genius, in for one

GridironDE87


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GridironDE87

Standards = Lowered.

xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia
stelyd wrote:and you wouldn't let us do the I(heart)NY tshirts? sheesh



I'm not sure what this statement is in reference to, but the I<3NY people defend their copyright very ravenously. They even attacked the designer, design god Milton Glaser. Reference.

thered1


quality posts: 2 Private Messages thered1

Amazing shirt!

jenopy


quality posts: 5 Private Messages jenopy
yeawuteva wrote:off subject again but is anyone else freaked out by the model in the $6 Shirts ad? he gives me the heebeejeebees!



YES


ohmigawd.
that man's facial hair is nightmare fuel.

StevieSegel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages StevieSegel

nope

this design looks like it belongs on the regretsy blog....

Stephanie
over 40 shirt.woots (and an apron), and I don't have a thing to wear...

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
StevieSegel wrote:nope

this design looks like it belongs on the regretsy blog....



^ Q P, please ^_^

smoshidiot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages smoshidiot

I LOVE Where the Wild Things Are. I already have 3 light blue shirts though. I'd buy one if it were any other color than light blue.

satinembers


quality posts: 0 Private Messages satinembers

Hah about midway through my friends costume party where I dressed up at Max my button broke in almost the same area and hung open... but I had clothes underneath.

For a moment I thought someone saw that picture and decided to draw it, but I doubt it. I don't have a mustache and my crown was better. Though send some royalties my way, just in case. ;-)

True freedom can be seen in the eyes of an anarchist.

jenopy


quality posts: 5 Private Messages jenopy

I have mixed feelings about this shirt, and not just because it's depiction of Max reminds me of the Pringles can guy.

see what I mean?


it's unCANny. (oh god help me.)

cleothemuse


quality posts: 2 Private Messages cleothemuse

Wow, we're on a roll this week! Two lousy t-shirts in a row...

Chryst


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Chryst

I get it. I mean, I don't get it...but I get it.

Glad this book wasn't a part of my childhood, Woot may have ruined something for me otherwise.

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ
JadenKale wrote:I don't know what to say about this... I liked the book it parodies, but this...


It makes me wonder about what you are rejecting from Dailies when I see this.



My Thoughts Exactly, then as an after thought people must not be submitting anymore after the many sessions with sybil...err seko and rambo.

sarahd88


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sarahd88

I've decided the dudes at Woot are most likely stoned out of their minds when they write the descriptions.

sawbones84


quality posts: 7 Private Messages sawbones84
sidecarsally wrote:This is the best shirt in the history of shirt.woot. ever.

seriously, i love this shirt. thank you.



I might have to agree. I haven't laughed so hard sitting here by myself in a while

PocketBrain


quality posts: 38 Private Messages PocketBrain

Good to see Ron Jeremy still getting work after all these years.

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PocketBrain


quality posts: 38 Private Messages PocketBrain

P.S. I agree about the $6 tee guy; he's like the Ted Kaczynksi of the tee-modeling world. Or is that Joaquin Phoenix?

Another indication that your acting career has hit a new low; people have a hard time telling between your photo and that of the Unabomber.

Woot Stats
Woots/Qty total: 420 duuude
Notable woot events:
  • Sonic Trivia Quiz 1 runner-up. I got Bupkus!
  • Nov. 17 '06: Bought out Kensington PocketMouse Wireless USB Mouse
Barrels of Cheddar obtained:
  • 11/17/06: 1st
  • 12/25/07, 2nd
  • 7/12/08 3rd (1st "want three.")
  • 12/25/08 4th
  • 05/15/09 5th
  • 9/25/09 6th
  • 2/25/10 7TH
  • 4/28/10 8th
  • 7/12/10 9th (BBOC wootlites)
  • 8/20/10 10th
  • 9/22/10 11th
  • 9/14/11 12th
  • 12/25/11 13th
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Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

*wakes up*

*sees neither deal nor explanation for said disappearance*

*gives stinkeye* o_O O_o o_O O_o

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

1littlepiggy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages 1littlepiggy

My Son @ Ohio University is going to love this shirt! Where the wild things are is one of his fave childhood books. Glad we have a distorted sense of humor.

kgvandusen


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kgvandusen

Ah, this does take me back to my childhood. But only the awkward part where I would wake up in the middle of the night cuz dad was drunk again and wearing a onesie...

regal8lager


quality posts: 43 Private Messages regal8lager

Best thing about this shirt is that the guy is a dead ringer for Ron Swanson from the TV show 'Parks and Recreation'...dude makes me lol at least once every episode.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

simplyletgo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages simplyletgo

This truly must be a masterpiece....

Half the responses people are having to this are of complete disgust, the other half are in complete glee. That's how you know a piece of work is truly special.

I'm tempted to buy this just to piss off half the people in the world, and bring joy to the other half. And of course, we know which the better half is.... ;-)

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

I could see a clever parody of the book could make a great shirt. This isn't it.

deadeye52


quality posts: 0 Private Messages deadeye52

it's so indie!

Carolynann13


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Carolynann13

this is definitely a sketch of my dad during college...in for one as a xmas gift.