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...How about joint custody?

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baffles


quality posts: 1 Private Messages baffles

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innuendopanda


quality posts: 22 Private Messages innuendopanda

But what if neither family wants it?
Is there a platypus orphanage?

Jamezz93


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Jamezz93

Which came first, the Platypus or the Egg?

ExoCorsair


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ExoCorsair

Aw, so cute!

meh3884


quality posts: 25 Private Messages meh3884

looks like mr. duck and mrs. beaver had a little secret...

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Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

The therapy bill is going to be a major cash sink...

Gatsuuga


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Gatsuuga

Two couples and one baby. Infidelity much? :O

dschwartz224


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dschwartz224

I feel like in honor of Black Friday, I should've camped out in front of my computer to purchase this shirt.

Platypus222


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Platypus222

Yes! Bought it! I saw this in the Derby and I was going to be so sad if it didn't make it so sale (see my name).

genericsmith


quality posts: 15 Private Messages genericsmith

What's with the distressing? It makes it look like we're watching a old-timey move.

Cue the piano!

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

That trouble-making stork!

Congrats Patrickpens!


JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

I had an odd feeling this would print! Congrats.

xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia

I think it's great that the women are the ones who appear surprised. I think Mister Duck was in on this.

princessethics


quality posts: 0 Private Messages princessethics

First place? Booo.

4x4toyota


quality posts: 0 Private Messages 4x4toyota

Ha Hes CUTE!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

Someone's been seeking extra-pair copulations...

Sorry, the biologist in me can't help but laugh.

dmaz


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dmaz

very nice. i wonder if the similar shirt will print as well...

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

I'm going to start yawning now, in aid of the likely second platypus and non-family cownibals.

mmanjos


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mmanjos
Platypus222 wrote:Yes! Bought it! I saw this in the Derby and I was going to be so sad if it didn't make it so sale (see my name).



First one to grab it, too!

Now go put some ice on that finger - and get a replacement F5 key.

sezen


quality posts: 9 Private Messages sezen

I liked the other platypus one. And the one with the kangaroos :[

k0ugs


quality posts: 6 Private Messages k0ugs

the distressing makes it look like rain

(>.<)\m/

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

That baby platypus looks suspiciously like a Psyduck...

-Matt Colin

xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia

Of course, given that this a Stork-Birth, it's entirely possible that the Stork is simply the one who made the error!

genericsmith


quality posts: 15 Private Messages genericsmith
AdderXYU wrote:I'm going to start yawning now, in aid of the likely second platypus and non-family cownibals.



I'm afraid you're going to be right.

My wife actually laughed at the barrel of monkeys birth... I'm hoping that will make it in there. (Note: She rarely likes any of my Woot shirts... So the fact that she enjoyed that one, it's a must buy.

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

SecretAgentWoman


quality posts: 10 Private Messages SecretAgentWoman

I don't get why it's raining...

::w:o:o:t::

Diuy


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Diuy

And so Mr. Beaver and Mrs. Duck were ashamed of themselves immediately, hardly hiding their dismay. "It's an abomination!" their spouses cried. "My treacherous wife, what have you done!?" screeched Mr. Duck. Mr. Beaver had begun to feel rather ill at the sight of his unfortunate brood, and cast his gaze elsewhere.
However, after much debate and quarrel, and agreement was made. The two couples both decided for divorces, of course, because it is hard to trust one's spouse after such a terrible affair. Mr. Beaver and Mrs. Duck were to receive joint custody of the child, for one hardly wanted anything to do with the other, but both loved the child for what it was.

ckeilah


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah
xazothia wrote:I think it's great that the women are the ones who appear surprised. I think Mister Duck was in on this.



Yeah, what's up with the FEMALES being shocked? Was there a bit of double swinging going on? Otherwise I'd expect the two cheaters to be the ones surprised. This confuses me. Too bad it's Buy Nothing Day! :-/

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regal8lager


quality posts: 43 Private Messages regal8lager

♪♫ Secret Luuuuhvers ♪♫

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
ckeilah wrote:Yeah, what's up with the FEMALES being shocked? Was there a bit of double swinging going on? Otherwise I'd expect the two cheaters to be the ones surprised. This confuses me. Too bad it's Buy Nothing Day! :-/



Yeah, I'd presume at least one of the females expected a baby. Not sure how they do it, but they do. I think it's magic.

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko
xazothia wrote:I think it's great that the women are the ones who appear surprised. I think Mister Duck was in on this.

Heh I noticed that too.
However, I think it was Mrs. Duck, since it was delivered in an egg... well... maybe the stork now confuses the issue.


Earlysong


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Earlysong

Do you guys really not get it? The stork dropped the baby off to the wrong parents. They didn't cheat or anything. The stork was just confused and delivered the baby to the wrong place. Geez...Well, maybe there was a return address on the egg.

I love this website! ^^

danwo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages danwo
AdderXYU wrote:I'm going to start yawning now, in aid of the likely second platypus and non-family cownibals.



I think Jewelwing and Tgentry are gonna print.

jenopy


quality posts: 5 Private Messages jenopy

Ok, so, who did the deed?


Mommy duck and daddy beaver?
or mommy beaver and daddy duck?

Because it seems like 1 of each couple should be pissed off because someone is cheating on someone...

Both the duck and beaver couple have the same expression.

regal8lager


quality posts: 43 Private Messages regal8lager

Finally, a shirt that embodies my favorite Billy Bob Thornton quote...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Earlysong


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Earlysong
AdderXYU wrote:I'm going to start yawning now, in aid of the likely second platypus and non-family cownibals.



Bassanimation's was out of the fog briefly yesterday. I doubt she made it all the way up to the top three.

I love this website! ^^

intel617


quality posts: 0 Private Messages intel617

saw it in the derby and voted.. now in for 2

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
danwo wrote:I think Jewelwing and Tgentry are gonna print.



I would not say no to either of those.

I do think that Battle Royal is probably the best tee in the fog, though, and I have a soft spot for the parody in Happy, so either of them taking a spot would be nice. No offense to Jewelwing if she comes by, but I'd rather one of those print above hers, only because I think they both evoke family (in wholly different manners) more than hers.

But I'm not over-optimistic. I still say Platty 2 and Cow Pies. And hope to be wrong.

naktipi


quality posts: 4 Private Messages naktipi

I for one will not stand interspecies relations.

Mmm. Pie.

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ
regal8lager wrote:Finally, a shirt that embodies my favorite Billy Bob Thornton quote...



i like them french fried potaters?