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Wearing this shirt would amount to putting on a blatant gaff.

seltzerdog wrote:Wearing this shirt would amount to putting on a blatant gaff.

If you meant gaffe, I still don't get it.

HereticSoul wrote:I bought the Posthumous Pale Ale but missed out on Dystopia.

Oh well, that's two woot beer shirts!

I missed Posthumous Pale Ale, I'm trying to get Dystopia (as well as Posthumous, now)

This one has no appeal to me though.

(XXLs of Posthumous or Dystopia anybody?)

I had a dream about this shirt a few months ago, the implications of which are deeply upsetting.

Clarification for the non-Hungarian crowd:

Jovobeni - In future
Lofasz - Horse pretzel twist

comfortablynumb wrote:Clarification for the non-Hungarian crowd:

Jovobeni - In future
Lofasz - Horse pretzel twist

lofasz means h-o-r-s-e-d-i-c-k in hungarian

it's funny how this website doesnt allow me to write h-o-r-s-e-d-i-c-k, but they sell t-shirts with the same printed on it in a foreign language

comfortablynumb wrote:lofasz means h-o-r-s-e-d-i-c-k in hungarian

it's funny how this website doesnt allow me to write h-o-r-s-e-d-i-c-k, but they sell t-shirts with the same printed on it in a foreign language

Indeed, that is some strange Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966).

jenopy wrote:I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.

Time to die.

cheater. using song lyrics is not allowed lol.
very interesting shirt. Pass...

Well, I absolutely love Blade Runner, and don't mind beer or EJO either. I have to say this is one of the best woot shirts I've seen in a while. Not so happy about the horse thing, though. I guess I'll just have to make sure I never wear this in front of my friend's Hungarian grandmother. I guess it makes sense, though, in the native context, that a fake beer would be made with the equivalent of the English word for "bull-poo".

JustJiggles wrote:Ugghh.

Third worst movie ever behind Lost in Translation and Showgirls.

Really, REALLY bad movie.

Really bad.

Third worst movie? Not by a long shot. Why:
Meet the Feebles
House of a Thousand Corpses
Battlefield Earth
Superman 4
Home Alone 4
Joe Versus the Volcano
Clan Nine from Outer Space

So it can't even make bottom ten because there's plenty of other miserably awful movies I haven't seen to compare them.

At least Blade Runner is a "cult classic" which means if you like that sort of thing then it's totally awesome. The others ...if you like them, you're a sadist or have NO taste, or more likely: both.

AdderXYU wrote:I think for me, the issue is that yeah, they'd be fine as dailies, if it wasn't for the fact that dailies should be about everything the derby isn't. I find it hard to appreciate this series because to me, there are only 4 days a week we can get quality shirts, and 3 we're apt to get trash. I'd rather be seeing the sort of thing that couldn't win a derby print on those other four days. And let's be honest, beer + sci-fi parody would own a derby with a quickness.

there's also the fact that I loved Death Drinks a Mai Tai, and would love to see more of what blair can do without being tied to the zombie or beer label thing.

at a fairer site, it would be a non-issue. At woot, it always pains me a bit to see anything like this print as a daily, knowing it was probably picked over a woot-born tee-designer doing something better than we get as derby prints. That it's become a series at this point makes that more acute to me.

Shirts like this are the reason I visit this site regularly in fact the last shirt I bought was the Dystopia Lager shirt I have have to wade through tons of artsy/cutesy stuff to get these so stop your complaining!

Condition says good for four years. Our shirt expires after four years???

Earlysong wrote:Condition says good for four years. Our shirt expires after four years???

Replicants had a 4 year life span. Another Blade Runner reference.

I found the scene on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBiYAa5qdDE

enjoy

I was so hyped to Woot this once I woke up this morning, for a Christmas gift to my pops. Luckily I took a moment to think about it, only to remember how much my father hate's alcohol, regardless of what the label looks like.

Looks like I'll be passing today, but congrats to the artist on the print anyways!

naughty_mage wrote:Third worst movie? Not by a long shot. Why:
Meet the Feebles
House of a Thousand Corpses
Battlefield Earth
Superman 4
Home Alone 4
Joe Versus the Volcano
Clan Nine from Outer Space

So it can't even make bottom ten because there's plenty of other miserably awful movies I haven't seen to compare them.

At least Blade Runner is a "cult classic" which means if you like that sort of thing then it's totally awesome. The others ...if you like them, you're a sadist or have NO taste, or more likely: both.

Im sorry but all those movies pale in comparison to Zardoz. Possibly the worst movie in history.

Genius! Pure genuis! Bladerunner is my favorite movie of all time! My jaw dropped when I first saw it, and it was then that I knew it must be mine.

CrazyLarkin wrote:Gotten.

Got the Dystopia one, and I'll add this to my collection :D I'll have a collection of this style of shirts.

Missed the zombie ones >_>

I have the Dystopia and the Zombies... now I'm wondering if I should get this shirt just to start a collection... hmmm.. already spent like 3 grand this holiday weekend damnit!!

godman wrote:I have the Dystopia and the Zombies... now I'm wondering if I should get this shirt just to start a collection... hmmm.. already spent like 3 grand this holiday weekend damnit!!

Good Lord... 3 grand? Oh well... 10 bucks is like a drop in the bucket.

I say go for it!

(Anybody with a unwanted XXL Dystopia and/or Zombeer? HighlanderBacker... Still there?)

Thanks for all the comments folks. I'd like to reply to some if I may.
Glad some of you picked up on the references. My multiple searches for translations haven't let me down it appears. Thanks to those of Hungarian lineage for posting some translation help, although I fear some of you are not into horse bits. But hey, it's a valid insult from the film, so I am glad those who are fans of the film dig it.
As for the 'beer' label thing, I always intended it to be a trilogy. True, my shirts at woot seem to have been either beer or zombie in material. I am hoping to try some new stuff in the new year.
Happy Cyber monday everyone,and again, thanks for all the comment, good or bad. (although, I got to say, there are alot ALOT more worse films than this, which recently got voted top sci fi film of all time.)

Blair

MrRocks, just had to pipe in with 2 big basement dwelling nerd thumbs up.

Meet the Feebles - I don't watch Peter Jackson movies other than Dead Alive.

House of a Thousand Corpses - Have not seen. But Rob Zombies other films were very enjoyable.

Battlefield Earth - I don't watch movies based on Hubbard books. Or read them.

Superman 4 - That was a turd.

Home Alone 4 - Did not see.

Joe Versus the Volcano - You're crazy. Anyone not thirsty for orange soda after seeing this is the sadist.

Clan Nine from Outer Space - Have not seen. I remember Seinfeld watching "Plan 9..." Same one?

As for this being voted the top sci fi "film" of all time - That's just nuts. What fan boy weirdos voted on this?

Did they forget, oh I don't know... the original Star Wars trilogy, Aliens, Terminator, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Back to the Future, Groundhog Day, the first Matrix, Batman, Batman Begins, The Princess Bride, The Dark Knight, The Running Man, Spiderman, Total Recall, A Clockwork Orange, Blade, Demolition Man, Signs, Predator, Minority Report, Hitchhikers Guide, Donnie Darko, The Goonies, 28 Days Later, Enemy Mine, I am Legend, Spaceballs, Westworld, Robocop, Twelve Monkeys
Galaxy Quest, Road Warrior, The Thing, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Escape From New York, Event Horizon, Gremlins, Starship Troopers (yeah, I said it), Jurassic Park, Akira, WALL-E, District 9, Star Trek, The Fly, Children of Men, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Beetlejuice, and even freaking Cloverfield????


Bad Movie.

Really bad.

MrRocks wrote:Thanks for all the comments folks. I'd like to reply to some if I may.
Glad some of you picked up on the references. My multiple searches for translations haven't let me down it appears. Thanks to those of Hungarian lineage for posting some translation help, although I fear some of you are not into horse bits. But hey, it's a valid insult from the film, so I am glad those who are fans of the film dig it.
As for the 'beer' label thing, I always intended it to be a trilogy. True, my shirts at woot seem to have been either beer or zombie in material. I am hoping to try some new stuff in the new year.
Happy Cyber monday everyone,and again, thanks for all the comment, good or bad. (although, I got to say, there are alot ALOT more worse films than this, which recently got voted top sci fi film of all time.)

Blair

While I think Posthumous is probably the most realistic and I'm kind of surprised it isn't a beer already, I am really impressed with the depth of this design. I thought Dystopia was spot on but the thematic elements were mostly surface level. This one is chock full of subtle allusions, easter eggs, plays on words, etc. I liked the others but you've finally coaxed a buy out of me.

I saw this shirt and really GAFF-awed !!!

Bought it and now I'm off to see an Egyptian about a snake.

Rep-Detects rock!

DAN R
"Bladerunner-At-Large"
Atlanta - Sector 3

jovonhl27 wrote:my name is jovo...am i obligated to buy this shirt?
i mean when will i ever see my name on a shirt EVER.
aww scaffolding.

Yes, you're obligated. It's just one of those things. You don't have a option.

I still have a brand new Dystopia Dark Lager shirt in MS I haven't been able to trade/sell. If anyone would like to collect that one, PM me and we'll work out a deal!

sh4ne wrote:I still have a brand new Dystopia Dark Lager shirt in MS I haven't been able to trade/sell. If anyone would like to collect that one, PM me and we'll work out a deal!

If you had that in a real person size I'd be all about it.

:D

Jovobeni is "In the Future"

Lófasz is actually a rather vulgar word in Hungarian for horse penis. Not the exact translation for "horse penis". This could be quite offensive or inappropriate for people who are Hungarian and/or speak it fluently.

Woot never prints shirts that have anything to do with poop or even reference to it, but they allow this to print? So can the designers on this site use any vulgar words just as long as they are not in English?

JustJiggles wrote:
As for this being voted the top sci fi "film" of all time - That's just nuts. What fan boy weirdos voted on this?

Did they forget, oh I don't know... the original Star Wars trilogy, Aliens, Terminator, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Back to the Future, Groundhog Day, the first Matrix, Batman, Batman Begins, The Princess Bride, The Dark Knight, The Running Man, Spiderman, Total Recall, A Clockwork Orange, Blade, Demolition Man, Signs, Predator, Minority Report, Hitchhikers Guide, Donnie Darko, The Goonies, 28 Days Later, Enemy Mine, I am Legend, Spaceballs, Westworld, Robocop, Twelve Monkeys
Galaxy Quest, Road Warrior, The Thing, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Escape From New York, Event Horizon, Gremlins, Starship Troopers (yeah, I said it), Jurassic Park, Akira, WALL-E, District 9, Star Trek, The Fly, Children of Men, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Beetlejuice, and even freaking Cloverfield????


Bad Movie.

Really bad.

Some of those movies in your list are really good. Personally, I'm not sure I could put any of them above Blad Runner, though. But you really honestly would place "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" and "I Am Legend" above it? You're either trolling or have some sort of personal issue with someone/something associated with Blade Runner. I mean, those two aren't really bad movies or anything, but they're no Blade Runner... not by a long shot.

So I guess my question is, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?!

seltzerdog wrote:Wearing this shirt would amount to putting on a blatant gaff.

Quality.

Craigmar wrote:If you meant gaffe, I still don't get it.

I got it. der

monkee014 wrote:cheater. using song lyrics is not allowed lol.
very interesting shirt. Pass...

Those aren't lyrics; They are lines from a Soliloquy in the movie spoken by Rutger Hauer, a.k.a. Roy Batty. "I NEED MORE LIFE FU**ER!!"

mikenytola wrote:Jovobeni is "In the Future"

Lófasz is actually a rather vulgar word in Hungarian for horse penis. Not the exact translation for "horse penis". This could be quite offensive or inappropriate for people who are Hungarian and/or speak it fluently.

Woot never prints shirts that have anything to do with poop or even reference to it, but they allow this to print? So can the designers on this site use any vulgar words just as long as they are not in English?

Since it's another strong use of cityspeak in the film, I went with it. I never intended it to offend, more amuse. It's not saying anyone is a horse's bits, it's saying it's in the ingredients. Surely even someone who could read it fluently would see that as bizzare as opposed to being offended?
Maybe I just got a weird sense of humour and a purest sense of reference (even if my spelling is slightly off.) but I didn't think an obscure beer ingredient would offend.

jordanday wrote:Some of those movies in your list are really good. Personally, I'm not sure I could put any of them above Blad Runner, though. But you really honestly would place "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" and "I Am Legend" above it? You're either trolling or have some sort of personal issue with someone/something associated with Blade Runner. I mean, those two aren't really bad movies or anything, but they're no Blade Runner... not by a long shot.

So I guess my question is, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?!

I would put EVERY SINGLE ONE of those movies above Blade Runner. It is one of the worst things ever made.

I tried two and a half times over a 20-year span to watch it. I first saw it at 10 and did not like it. Then at 16, I think, maybe I didn't get it... I only made it through half. Then last year - 28 years old. My taste in movies has naturally changed over the years and I thought it deserved one more chance. Boy was I wrong! Ridely Scott constantly disappoints me. He owes me 5 hours of my life back.

It is better than Death Proof, though.

genericsmith wrote:Good Lord... 3 grand? Oh well... 10 bucks is like a drop in the bucket.

I say go for it!

(Anybody with a unwanted XXL Dystopia and/or Zombeer? HighlanderBacker... Still there?)

When searching for old shirts, it's best to check out TeeTrade.org

dmaz wrote:One of the better Woot-selected shirts this month. Still not quite good enough to entice me to buy it tho

good enough for me - way good - I love this - do you know how hard it is to find a B.R. shirt? And how much they are when you find one?

Our all time favorite movie EV-er.

Bought two.

As both a beer nerd and a sci-fi nerd, this one is very hard to resist.

Damn, I just had the thought "resistance is futile." It looks like Red 5 is going in.

(Talk about your multi-entendre)

Amauriel wrote:I just exposed my husband to Blade Runner not even a week ago, can't wait till he gets up to show him this. We broke in our new TV with the movie, by my request.

Problem is, although he said he liked the film, he also said didn't get what all the hype was about. I said he never did have much taste.

Except for his taste in women, of course! Of course?

JustJiggles wrote:I would put EVERY SINGLE ONE of those movies above Blade Runner. It is one of the worst things ever made.

I tried two and a half times over a 20-year span to watch it. I first saw it at 10 and did not like it. Then at 16, I think, maybe I didn't get it... I only made it through half. Then last year - 28 years old. My taste in movies has naturally changed over the years and I thought it deserved one more chance. Boy was I wrong! Ridely Scott constantly disappoints me. He owes me 5 hours of my life back.

It is better than Death Proof, though.

That's funny because I am about your age, 28 right now, and it is one of my favorite movies ever. I remember seeing it around 15-16 and I was amazed and now I own about 3 different versions of the movie. The only other sci-fi movie that comes close in my opinion is Alien which was also done by Ridley Scott. Don't get me wrong I am a huge Star wars fan but these movies are just on a different plane. Also half the movies you listed are action/adventure or fantasy movies we are talking Scifi here.

I've just watched Blade Runner in the last month. Loved that movie. It's a shame I've never seen it before. But from what I can tell you either love it or you hate it. I love dystopian films and this will go in the closet right next to my Dystopian lager shirt.

We did quite a bit of research on this shirt at work today.... quite fun. I didn't get the part in the description about what this shirt tells the world.... but we found it. Plus we looked at that exchange in the film... never remembered that.

Thanks woot for another wonderful shirt!!!