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Goldfish of Doom!

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
boredguy
Last Wooter to Woot:
drummonkey50
Last Purchase:
6 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 18% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2739

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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baffles


quality posts: 1 Private Messages baffles

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colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Is this where goldfish get sent after you flush them down the toilet?

-Matt Colin

princessethics


quality posts: 0 Private Messages princessethics

ugh ugh ugh. no no no. cancellation cancellation cancellation.

I wanted gorgon love. ;_____;

naktipi


quality posts: 4 Private Messages naktipi

I always knew this is how the world would end...

Mmm. Pie.

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

Goldfish meets MechWarrior

Bwhahahahaha!!!

innuendopanda


quality posts: 22 Private Messages innuendopanda

It's going to be a sad day when we have to flush this fish

killerabbit


quality posts: 7 Private Messages killerabbit

Is that Richard Nixon's head in the jar?

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

at least it wasn't a 3 way anime shut out.

Congrats, Patrick!

lowra921


quality posts: 15 Private Messages lowra921

I never thought seeing the movie "G-Force" would benefit me in any way, but, surprise! Now I can compare the ending to this shirt. They are the exact same. Congratulations.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

"Who's batting at who NOW!!!"

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

If the goldfish is intelligent enough to create such an advanced suit then he should have been intelligent enough to create a safer container for himself rather than an open-topped, glass bowl.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

Alchy


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Alchy

Highly depressed Gorgon Love didn't make it. =/
Maybe the next Double Take or an Editor's choice or something. Hopefully.

And no Ramy/Seki sweep. :o

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was fun while it lasted!

sekiyoku


quality posts: 18 Private Messages sekiyoku

in for one!

ircharizard


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ircharizard

two votes, wow that was pretty close, i was so close to voting for it but i wanted gorgon love.

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange

I always thought Klaus would somehow get revenge.

Skiers PWN!

My Colours: 6 Black, 9 Asphalt, 7 Cranberry, 4 Royal Blue, 10 Navy, 7 Silver, 7 Grass, 2 Orange, 2 Kelly Green, 8 Brown, 1 White, 2 Lemon, 7 Baby Blue, 3 Cream, 2 Heather Gray, 5 Olive, 1 Pink, 1 Eggplant

Last 12 of 85: Little Dreams, Black and White, Fall, I'm not prickley on the inside..., Released, Nature Owl, Mirror Mirror, The Last Day, Playful Foxes Remix, My Special Day, My Special Day Tote, Circuit-ulatory System Remix

wugsby


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wugsby

what is it with this derby and guns not firing the right way? Otherwise The cats in the background are STILL EXPLODING from whenever he shot at them

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

Am I the only one who sees kitty-hope in the form of an open fish bowl?

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

Does this come in pet sweater sizes for my cat?

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

stingray69


quality posts: 4 Private Messages stingray69

I think the goldfish should have put a "#9" on those rockets he's firing. I would find the symbolism most satisfying.

lovemedusa


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lovemedusa
princessethics wrote:ugh ugh ugh. no no no. cancellation cancellation cancellation.

I wanted gorgon love. ;_____;



me too. i'm so disappointed.

Nodwick


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Nodwick

So... Bob the Goldfish from "Earthworm Jim" got an upgrade?

WootsAHoot!


quality posts: 1 Private Messages WootsAHoot!

Oh, my God! It's a CAT-astrophe!

arcturusk1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages arcturusk1

You have no idea how much this shirt pleases me. To see cats getting blown up and running in fear...by a former oppressee no less! Tis a shame it wasn't a dog in a B2 nuking Cat City.

Go goldfish go

F**k it, we'll do it live.

nateptaylor


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nateptaylor
wugsby wrote:what is it with this derby and guns not firing the right way? Otherwise The cats in the background are STILL EXPLODING from whenever he shot at them



You're forgetting ammo type 2: Tabby-seeking missiles.

tedgellar


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tedgellar

Two days in a row of cute animals being murdered? Did shirt.woot move to Japan?

bethlehemstarr


quality posts: 19 Private Messages bethlehemstarr

Congrats! This is a great shirt!

There were a bunch of others in the derby that I would have liked to see print as well, but I am happy to see this one here tonight!

edit: I reread my post and it looks like I'm shouting. I'm really just happy, and I not sure how to get that across without !! everything.

Earlysong


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Earlysong

This is why we keep our kitties inside at night.

I love this website! ^^

The Tim


quality posts: 31 Private Messages The Tim

Aw man, "In addition to your radishes, I will take this" only lost by 2 votes?!?

Curses!

chennai8


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chennai8
wugsby wrote:what is it with this derby and guns not firing the right way? Otherwise The cats in the background are STILL EXPLODING from whenever he shot at them



It's a goldfish in a terminator suit and you're expecting logic? :O

neyfam2000 wrote:Woot!--going from "Deal-a-day" to "Site-a-day"

Mahjongman


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Mahjongman

NOOOOOO!!!!! Peterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need you!!!!! This is not working out to be a good night. Best derby shirt in months doesn't get printed, and my random shirt trade falls through. Why must you fail me during exam week, Woot?

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

Aw man, Peter Rabbit was 3 votes away from printing. That shirt was just brilliant too.. *sigh*

But still, mecha-goldfish is better than a ramy/seki hat trick.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

paulkremer


quality posts: 4 Private Messages paulkremer
wugsby wrote:what is it with this derby and guns not firing the right way? Otherwise The cats in the background are STILL EXPLODING from whenever he shot at them



You don't understand! This is obviously Catarmageddon! You are only seeing one goldfish mech warrior, while his buddies are creating the explosions in the background. Even goldfish need to work together to plan such large-scale revenge!!!

On a side note, thank goodness for small favors. This was one of the best entries this week. Sadly, 2 other deserving entries never saw the light of day because of Woot's recent "problems."

trinsf


quality posts: 3 Private Messages trinsf

Yeah, sorta disappointed about not getting Peter. I too hope that it gets picked up as a second chance or editor's choice.

gatsbychick


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gatsbychick

It's Utahns. And this Utahn is debating this for her 7 year old...
he has a strange sense of humor. And things exploding is always a plus.

kernel32dll


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kernel32dll
Woot staff! wrote:
We’ve been meaning to ask patrickspens what the word is for people from Utah. Utahoos? Utants?



Utonians.

Way too many woots

opollak


quality posts: 1 Private Messages opollak

It's Bob the Goldfish from Earthworm Jim! That was my first thought!

jenopy


quality posts: 5 Private Messages jenopy
Nodwick wrote:So... Bob the Goldfish from "Earthworm Jim" got an upgrade?



Bravo.

I thought the same thing.

cleverconveyence


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cleverconveyence

Two votes? ARGH.

Number of shirt.woots in 08: 23 (not counting randoms and shirts bought for friends)
number of shirt.woots in 09: 2 (same criteria)