kcman011


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firstaccount wrote:posts the entire Chanukah Song



My inner Adam Sandler thanks you...

yumac29


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kitcatbrat wrote:Bagels and Schmear?



face-palm number 1!

Nothing like a good shirt.woot argument. Gets me through a whole class.

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LittleJohn wrote:



Lulz.

Also, for bingo: pupik.

Renata29


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Very cool colors/design! And just a couple minor changes and you've got the Catholic version:

"Solid Guilt!"

firstaccount


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Chanukah / Hanukkah Song II By Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me

Winona Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein

Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew

We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real

Put on your yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo

Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
But my mother thinks he is.

Tell the world-amanaka
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So read your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!

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firstaccount wrote:Chanukah / Hanukkah Song II By Adam Sandler



Ok, where's the third one?

BetterThanTheRest


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For all my shirt aficionados out there. Threadless is having $10 shirts site wide... time to add to my shirt collection since today's shirt is a big "eh".

Odds are, I probably already bought today's Shirt Woot... hahaha. I <3 Threadless :D If you need discounts for TL, just PM me! I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THREADLESS, I DO NOT WORK FOR THEM, I DO NOT REALLY CARE ABOUT THEM. I JUST LIKE GOOD LOOKING DESIGNER SHIRTS AND I LIKE PAYING GOOD PRICES !!!

ebingham


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they should try the ginger ale green tea version--now that is addicting

kahluabomb


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Possibly the best woot shirt ever.

MommyOj


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As one of the nation - gots to say this shirt RULES. And I have purchased one for a fellow heeb, so he can declare his "solid gelt" status. I LOVE it!

mjc613


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Why would someone need a Chanukah shirt in time for Xmas? Why didn't woot look at a calendar, and get this out in time for the correct holiday? Why am I asking the obvious?

xazothia


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mjc613 wrote:Why would someone need a Chanukah shirt in time for Xmas? Why didn't woot look at a calendar, and get this out in time for the correct holiday? Why am I asking the obvious?



Maybe they're marketing to the group that ironically buys their Jewish friends gifts for Christmas.

Pigfreak


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I guess that I should just give up on woot printing a shirt worth buying ever again...

mjc613


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Pigfreak wrote:I guess that I should just give up on woot printing a shirt worth buying ever again...



Never give up - but never try to predict when a good one will show up.

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firstaccount


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Adam Sandler's The Hanukkah Song Part III

Put on your yamulke
It's time for Chanukah
Once again it's Onakah
The miracle of Chanukah.

Chanukah is the festival of lights.
One day of presents?
Hell no, We get eight crazy nights.

But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you
So here comes number three!

Ross and Phoebe from "Friends" say the Chanukah blessing.
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and "Will & Grace"'s Debra Messing.

Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy.
Maybe they should have called that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie."

We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black.
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back!
(Just kidding Tommy!)

We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! (I'm jewish!)
Oh My God! Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!

Put on the yamukah
Here comes Chanukah
The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica
Celebrates Chanukah.
Oooo, good job Schneider

Osama bin Laden--(Booo!)--not a big fan of the Jews.
Well, maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist
Sarah Hughes, her mama's Jewish!

Houdini and David Blaine escaped straightjackets with such precision.
But the one thing they could not get out of
Their painful circumcision.

As for Half-Jewish actors, Seann Penn is quite the great one,
And Marlon Brando not a Jew at all ,
But it looks to me like he ate one.

There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck and Paula Abdul.
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music
But first came Hebrew school.

Natalie Portmanukah
It's time to celebrate Chanukah.
I hope I get an Abrtronicah,
on this joyful, toyful Chanukah.

So get a high colonicah
And soil your long johnukahs
If you really really wantukah.
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy
Happy Chan-u-kah!

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yeawuteva


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shalom

mossygreen


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Renata29 wrote:Very cool colors/design! And just a couple minor changes and you've got the Catholic version:

"Solid Guilt!"



Which, ironically, is still the Jewish version.

Dberg87


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SHALOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rvangelder


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$5 overnight shipping takes a week?
Happy Christmas

halfchuck


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Ship date Dec 18, 2009
Estimated delivery Jan 2, 2010

Is this being hand delivered via rabbi?

jsh139


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Back for the holidays. I had to get one of these. L'Chaim!

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