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A Shameless Plug

Speed to First Woot:
0m 37.000s
First Sucker:
tacoknight
Last Wooter to Woot:
AnnieHowes
Last Purchase:
5 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 30% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 37% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
324

Purchaser Experience

  • 13% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 35% < 10 woots
  • 21% < 25 woots
  • 25% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts



eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

Let me be the first to GROANNNNN. Well played, Mr. Palmer. Well played.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

"Tonight on Drains Gone Wild!"

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Drains Gone Wild: Leaky Faucet Edition

GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave

Shouldn't this have gone on sale on Punday?

dpbowl842


quality posts: 10 Private Messages dpbowl842

pun.woot strikes again... and again.

mattlscc


quality posts: 34 Private Messages mattlscc

Ok, it made me laugh... but would never be able to wear this in public.

llamabox


quality posts: 36 Private Messages llamabox

*facepalm*

Make your own damn beer

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

a shameless pacifier

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

C'mon, Woot, where's the NSFW tag?

StargateGamingGeek


quality posts: 14 Private Messages StargateGamingGeek

The quality of the shirts this week has really been spiraling downward. Whether that spiral is clockwise or counter clockwise may or may not be dependent on your present location.

llamabox


quality posts: 36 Private Messages llamabox

That plug isn't shameless... it's just a whore.

Make your own damn beer

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

So by taking off her bra... we have the chance to buy a t-shirt that should be her t-shirt for taking it off... I'm confused...

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
skatimmy737 wrote:"Tonight on Drains Gone Wild!"



damn... 10 seconds too slow. damn wireless.

arilvdc


quality posts: 11 Private Messages arilvdc

Maybe I'll buy one for Heidi Montag, Queen of the Shameless Plug.

ChaosDoctor07


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ChaosDoctor07

Those are some weird-colored safety goggles...

Oh wait.

"Don't believe in the you who believes in me. Don't believe in the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself."

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

Based on the shape of that top, the view from above would have been just as shameless.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Looks like she's into body piercings with that metal bit hanging from her belly button.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

That'd better be at least an eighteen-year-old plug, or somebody's in big trouble.

parrotworks


quality posts: 16 Private Messages parrotworks

Quite embarrassing - your text is showing.

january


quality posts: 41 Private Messages january

Is anyone else confused about what kind of plug that is. Is if for a bathtub, a sink, a child?

ozgrl12


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ozgrl12
wootasourous wrote:So by taking off her bra... we have the chance to buy a t-shirt that should be her t-shirt for taking it off... I'm confused...



mobius of shame?

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
parrotworks wrote:Quite embarrassing - your text is showing.



More embarrassing - if there was a dangling participle on that tee. *shudders*

Lurntospel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Lurntospel

Wow, quite possibly one of the worst shirts I've seen on shirt.woot.

lonelypond


quality posts: 459 Private Messages lonelypond

is that a nose or a navel?

Like Poe? Of course you do, you're here ; ) Try my new mystery novel:

danielvutran


quality posts: 16 Private Messages danielvutran

In for 3.

Lol just kidding. I'd kill my kittens before I ever do that. And I don't even have kittens.

yes it's me lol

arilvdc


quality posts: 11 Private Messages arilvdc

this shirt gives me hope that someday, somehow...I too will have a shirt for sale on shirt.woot.com.




















.....which will then be shamed and shunned here.

Schmoofy


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Schmoofy

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that's not even an A-cup?

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

From the thumnail I thought it was a naked dinner plate in a diaper, sucking a pacifier. My eyeballs, they deceive!!!!

MrGromit


quality posts: 2 Private Messages MrGromit

This shirt is a good example of why I don't buy "Random Shirts" when they come up.

Seriously, Woot, really?

Maybe I just don't get it.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
Schmoofy wrote:I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that's not even an A-cup?



training bra. surely.

jitspoe


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jitspoe

What this shirt needs is the shirt.woot.com URL printed on it in place of the "shameless plug" text. As it stands, the shirt has some shame.

theoneill555


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theoneill555

shameless hussy needs to put her top back on - kids view this site.

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

when does the hairy potter shirt go up? hippy gardeners...pun tastic site.

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

Woot, you have made me so proud! Robotic women's rights t-shirt on Monday. Liberated bra-less plug today. I don't know what else is in store for us ladies, but Woot, you're doin' us right!

Mahjongman


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Mahjongman

I, for one, am happy to see such a strong commitment to fashion these days in the drain stoppage community. Was a time when they wouldn't even wear matching socks, let alone bra and panty sets.

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

Alright, so now for the perverse hypothesizing: Do you think that the plug is wearing briefs, thong, or g-string? Obviously, with that much sharing, the plug wouldn't be too offended at our discussing.

wootvan


quality posts: 63 Private Messages wootvan

Las Vegas odds just out...over/under on this shirt is 286.

zikzak


quality posts: 23 Private Messages zikzak

I'm definitely more likely to buy a pun shirt where the pun is on the shirt. A lot of the older shirts are only funny if you have time to figure out the pun it's illustrating.

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous
MissJamieD wrote:Alright, so now for the perverse hypothesizing: Do you think that the plug is wearing briefs, thong, or g-string? Obviously, with that much sharing, the plug wouldn't be too offended at our discussing.



G-string is canceled out because there are no strings in the front.

Thong is still in question because thongs can be more brief-like in the front.

Briefs are still in question to...

But I would believe it to be more "cheeky" than anything. Something that would support the plugs supple buttocks. Nothing too showy just something to get a "rise" out of the male plugs.

Or if it going a little plug-curious, maybe even the kitchen sink drain. You never know.