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Behold a pale horse…

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
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Top 28% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
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girtonman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages girtonman

GAH! This isnt even a nightmare!

kbilicki


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kbilicki

sweet!

Johnnya475


quality posts: 14 Private Messages Johnnya475

What's on the horses head? A seashell? I'm confused. Otherwise I love it.

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JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

oh look... another grim reaper.


I'm so not afraid of death anymore because of woot.

StargateGamingGeek


quality posts: 14 Private Messages StargateGamingGeek

Looks like more of a Crazy Horse to me.

xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia

What terrified me wasn't the flames, or the skulls, or even the image of Death himself.

No, what truly terrified me was the rusty squeak of that damned horse, rocking slowly back and forth in the personal hell painted inside my dreams.

Squeaky.
Squeaky.
Squeaky.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

I was going to pick one up but the size looks...kinda small. I hate designs that waste a good amount of shirt. :/

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Wow, Woot. Well played with the description. Well played, I say.

theoneill555


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theoneill555

Thanatos has a new pony!

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

OMGLOL at the write-up!

"This shirt tells the world: Democracy is flawed."

groove66


quality posts: 2 Private Messages groove66

*reads description*

*curls up in fetal position*

redeemer1113


quality posts: 0 Private Messages redeemer1113

I really like the shirt, one of the better ones I've seen on here.

Knowing is half the battle! the rest is 25% blue lasers, 25% red lasers.

theoneill555


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theoneill555
girtonman wrote:GAH! This isnt even a nightmare!



Yes it is - how can he reap if he can't go anywhere. Death's worse nightmare.

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I recently tried one of those springy horse things again. Y'know what? After eight years old, they're actually not that much fun.

sinsemilla


quality posts: 6 Private Messages sinsemilla

Freaking phenomenal

carol2bs1grl


quality posts: 7 Private Messages carol2bs1grl

Well played woot write-up, well played. *snort*

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jenml27


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jenml27

I am really disappointed that Woot would have such an ignorant, bitter description. Really, really disappointed. That was inappropriate and ignorant. I love Woot, but that crossed a line.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

"This shirt tells the world: Democracy is flawed."

You said it, woot, not me.

sinsemilla


quality posts: 6 Private Messages sinsemilla

Freaking phenomenal

Entity17


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Entity17
JadenKale wrote:oh look... another grim reaper.

I'm so not afraid of death anymore because of woot.



Even in infant form, seeing the grim reaper in any circumstance is still creepy. He's definitely plotting something as he rocks back and forth...

faughtey


quality posts: 20 Private Messages faughtey

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The write up is spot-on today! You, woot-writer person are awesome!

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug
This shirt tells the world: Democracy is flawed.



So do something about it.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
jenml27 wrote:I am really disappointed that Woot would have such an ignorant, bitter description. Really, really disappointed. That was inappropriate and ignorant. I love Woot, but that crossed a line.



Given that this is Ramyb's 184171th print, I sincerely doubt he cares what woot says about him at this point so long as he keeps getting prints. Hell, I wouldn't care and I'm not even an artist.

Ghaleon256


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Ghaleon256

Maybe we should tell the description writer that there's a perfectly similar situation with our woot derbies... TGENTRY

VGF


quality posts: 3 Private Messages VGF

I think this shirt would also work with the theme "Animals that look like Elvis". Just need to get rid of the Reaper in that case.

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lowra921


quality posts: 15 Private Messages lowra921

Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.

We slowly drove, he knew no haste,
And I had put away
My labour, and my leisure too,
For his civility.

We passed the school where children played,
Their lessons scarcely done;
We passed the fields of gazing grain,
We passed the setting sun.

We paused before a house that seemed
A swelling of the ground;
The roof was scarcely visible,
The cornice but a mound.

Since then 'tis centuries; but each
Feels shorter than the day
I first surmised the horses' heads
Were toward eternity.

--Emily Dickinson

That being said, it's a shame this shirt reminds me of such a beautiful poem.

wcsae


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wcsae

Lol, I bought this shirt cause it's awesome, but I can't believe he got away with breaking the no bunny rule. Pretty sure if you look over in to the left of the horse you can make out what appears to be the head of a stuffed bunny whose body is on fire.

Could just be me, idk. Kinda looks like a bunny though.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
Entity17 wrote:Even in infant form, seeing the grim reaper in any circumstance is still creepy. He's definitely plotting something as he rocks back and forth...



There's nothing creepy there, except for the fact that it's a chibi horse and a chibi grim.

godslinger


quality posts: 0 Private Messages godslinger

crispy - not what i wanted....

jenml27


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jenml27
jmmbell1987 wrote:Given that this is Ramyb's 184171th print, I sincerely doubt he cares what woot says about him at this point so long as he keeps getting prints. Hell, I wouldn't care and I'm not even an artist.



Ramyb's personal response was not what I was thinking of.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301
jenml27 wrote:I am really disappointed that Woot would have such an ignorant, bitter description. Really, really disappointed. That was inappropriate and ignorant. I love Woot, but that crossed a line.



Bitter, yes. Inappropriate, maybe. Ignorant, no.

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

Rocking horse shirt causes pendulum effect in comments -- love, hate, love, hate, rocks, rots, rules, ruses...nightmare for some, party for others. Some lucky souls are asleep and dreaming in the middle ground, ignoring it all. Let's go there. I'll lead the field trip.

jitspoe


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jitspoe

I guess people are just dying to get these shirts.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug
wcsae wrote:Lol, I bought this shirt cause it's awesome, but I can't believe he got away with breaking the no bunny rule. Pretty sure if you look over in to the left of the horse you can make out what appears to be the head of a stuffed bunny whose body is on fire.

Could just be me, idk. Kinda looks like a bunny though.



It's a wilted flower. The fire is beside it.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

Earlysong


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Earlysong

Something tells me woot isn't too pleased with this print.

I love this website! ^^

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

ohh another write up that insults ramby from the same place that dishes out the checks to him, take that!...or something

Ghaleon256


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Ghaleon256
wcsae wrote:Lol, I bought this shirt cause it's awesome, but I can't believe he got away with breaking the no bunny rule. Pretty sure if you look over in to the left of the horse you can make out what appears to be the head of a stuffed bunny whose body is on fire.

Could just be me, idk. Kinda looks like a bunny though.



zoom in real close, looks less like a bunny then.

alexllanio


quality posts: 0 Private Messages alexllanio

I just bought one, i digg the dark blue or white shirts.

wcsae


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wcsae
Draug wrote:It's a wilted flower. The fire is beside it.



Okay, I can see that. It's just the placement of the two lines that reminded me of bunny ears and I wouldn't put it past him to try and sneak a bunny in.