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Player 2: A Love Story [Press Heart to Continue] - $10.00 + free shipping (standard) OR $5 to get it overnight (Friday) OR $5 international shipping

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v-day woot? I'll pass. Last years "I'm single" shirt rules!

Is this the same dude who did Nevermore????

For a second, I thought the current Derby had ended.

Pretty sneaky, Woot!

Are you kidding?

I mean... there are thousands of gamer references shirts and romance shirts... and you went with this?

I think anyone who would want to buy this shirt is the definition of a paradox, as he has no girlfriend.

if there's no player 2, why are there two scores at the top?

maybe you're really looking for a player 3. that's a totally different kind of party.

wow... that is so bad, it's good... bravo...

Ten days early, Woot!

A guaranteed brownie-point earner for nerdy girlfriends!

I imagine the high score initials on this game read "LUV".

No love for luigi?
"Plumers are red"

Funny how the start button doesn't appear in the photo.

No Mario anything. No Luigi, no Donkey Kong, no Wario, no Princess Peach, no Koopalings, no MarioKart, no Yoshi, no Tanooki suit, NOTHING from the Mario universe.

Sound familiar?

Isn't select usually the join button for player 2?

I think that could actually work.

It just has to be used on the right type of girl.

Plumbers are sometimes green

and

Hedgehogs are sometime pink and black

This will definitely raise your experience points to achieve no loving.

Texted woot shirt for the lose. Seriously, I say it again. Hmmm..

Will this come in time for n00bentin3z Dai?

xazothia wrote:if there's no player 2, why are there two scores at the top?

maybe you're really looking for a player 3. that's a totally different kind of party.

That's the leftovers of a lemon party.... *shudders*

jabbasi wrote:No love for luigi?
"Plumers are red"

Easier than saying,
"Plumbers are green,
foxes are orange"

The sadness that is being the sidekick.

How cute for her. In for one.

I look forward to wearing this shirt in 10 days, accompanied by a pair of ratty sweatpants, a pint of Chubby Hubby, Season 4 of Grey's Anatomy, and the tears of broken dreams.

xazothia wrote:if there's no player 2, why are there two scores at the top?

maybe you're really looking for a player 3. that's a totally different kind of party.

One's player score, and the other one's the high score? :3

Killerskillet wrote:I think anyone who would want to buy this shirt is the definition of a paradox, as he has no girlfriend.

The same thing I was going to say.....

I really don't see a market for this shirt.
I couldn't see myself wearing this.

nvaine wrote:Funny how the start button doesn't appear in the photo.

He doesn't have time for a girlfriend... he's really playing for himself.

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Wear this outside,
And I'll never sleep with you.

game over

TobiasAmaranth wrote:One's player score, and the other one's the high score? :3

If that's the high score, either someone really leaps into the vacuum or this game is hard to get points in.

Probably the latter. Woe is love. :[

Just starting to date someone and meeting her today. How do I guess what size she is so I can keep this in reserve? Don't want it to sell out....

Killerskillet wrote:I think anyone who would want to buy this shirt is the definition of a paradox, as he has no girlfriend.

I have a girlfriend and I want to buy this.

I wouldn't wear it on valentine's day. Dinner at a wonderful restaurant and theater tickets, this shirt is not exactly appropriate.

xazothia wrote:if there's no player 2, why are there two scores at the top?

maybe you're really looking for a player 3. that's a totally different kind of party.

Because if there aren't 2 scores at the top, then the entire text does not form the shape of a huge, nerdy heart.

I'm betting a lot of people missed the subliminal heart shape at first glance.

If a guy used this line on me, I'd slap him.

This works on girlfriends right?

God I hate valentines day.

leet is kinda boring

GitEmSteveDave wrote:Just starting to date someone and meeting her today. How do I guess what size she is so I can keep this in reserve? Don't want it to sell out....

If it sells out (which I highly doubt it will), or you don't find out her size today, you can get the shirt for $15 here starting Friday: http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=12064.

GitEmSteveDave wrote:Just starting to date someone and meeting her today. How do I guess what size she is so I can keep this in reserve? Don't want it to sell out....

You don't.

Or: Look at the sizing chart and try to figure it out. Compare her size to yours and what you wear, if she's bigger/smaller than you, etc. If she has a larger chest (ie, anything above a B cup) then go L/XL. Personally I'm larger up top with an average stomach so I always go with a men's medium just so I don't have to worry about shrinking and not being able to wear it ever again.

My wife isn't much of a gamer, but she has faithfully watched by my side through Smash Brothers, Zeldas, Marios, Final Fantasys, etc. The day she gets hooked on a 2-player game is a bad day for my time management.

btw, I actually made this shirt last February, when it didn't quite break every derby rule ever, but submitted it too late.

Awesome write-up... but yeah, cancellation shirt. This is something I'd expect at Hot Topic. Not Woot.