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GitEmSteveDave wrote:Just starting to date someone and meeting her today. How do I guess what size she is so I can keep this in reserve? Don't want it to sell out....

simply ask nicely if you can get her "dimensions" real quick. it helps break down the phys contact barrier. another idea, try to see her naked.

GitEmSteveDave wrote:Just starting to date someone and meeting her today. How do I guess what size she is so I can keep this in reserve? Don't want it to sell out....

You're probably going to have to request for a custom size. Woot doesn't sell anything larger than XXL.

This is impressive. Two absolutely terrible shirts in a row.

My thoughts on this shirt lie someplace between loves and hate... My geeky side wants to love it while another part of me wants to hate it... *le sigh*

chrisprender wrote:I imagine the high score initials on this game read "LUV".

Nope. They spell 'elite' ... 1337 ... leet... elite.

Yep, I used to use mIRC back in the day. You can totally tell...

kcman011 wrote:Nope. They spell 'elite' ... 1337 ... leet... elite.

Yep, I used to use mIRC back in the day. You can totally tell...

The initials on the high score, not the score itself.

1337

Does this mean Player 1 is looking for an elite Player 2?

If so, does player 2 have to be elite in both plumbers and hedgehogs?

kcman011 wrote:Nope. They spell 'elite' ... 1337 ... leet... elite.

Yep, I used to use mIRC back in the day. You can totally tell...

"Whoooooooooosh"

That is the sound effect of something going over your head.

With this, a high score is all you'll score.

GitEmSteveDave wrote:Just starting to date someone and meeting her today. How do I guess what size she is so I can keep this in reserve? Don't want it to sell out....

Get an XL. If she's on the larger side, it will fit just fine. If not, she can wear it to bed. If she's too large to fit it, well, there you go.

The leet at the top just makes it so much worse... who would actually refer to themselves as 1337??????????????

Hmm.. for me, the word 'plumbers' just doesn't say "valentine's day poem shirt". I do like the heart shape, though. That's a nice touch.

Some Plumbers are green. This is clearly discriminatory against the green plumbers union. You will be hearing from our "associates".

xazothia wrote:if there's no player 2, why are there two scores at the top?

maybe you're really looking for a player 3. that's a totally different kind of party.

Lol, nice.

danielvutran wrote:"Whoooooooooosh"

That is the sound effect of something going over your head.

HAHA I didn't see the word 'initials' I just saw high score and LUV (was thinking 143 for I love you). It's early. I just woke up. Forgive me.

That's the 8-bit Atari font, I'd recognize it anywhere. The "S" shape in the zeroes are a dead giveaway. The irony is that the only Mario game that ever ran on the old 8-bit Ataris was Mario Bros, and by the time Sonic came out, Atari computers were well on their way into obscurity.

Definitely perfect for my nerdy game-obsessed boyfriend. The real question is, will he be embarrassed to wear it in public?

xazothia wrote:if there's no player 2, why are there two scores at the top?

maybe you're really looking for a player 3. that's a totally different kind of party.

and such a nice party too.

Know what? Guy gives me this shirt, I'm his. I love it.
>_>
I think it's the most adorable nerdy thing ever.

kcman011 wrote:HAHA I didn't see the word 'initials' I just saw high score and LUV (was thinking 143 for I love you). It's early. I just woke up. Forgive me.

You wake up at midnight?

Girls have it so easy. A girl who wore this shirt would get any guy... yet there is no shirt a guy can wear to get any girl... WHY NOT?

madmancarman wrote:That's the 8-bit Atari font, I'd recognize it anywhere. The "S" shape in the zeroes are a dead giveaway. The irony is that the only Mario game that ever ran on the old 8-bit Ataris was Mario Bros, and by the time Sonic came out, Atari computers were well on their way into obscurity.

sadly that's what got me as well, i mean if it was blinky is red, galaga ships are blue... then maybe

svengoolie wrote:You wake up at midnight?

I won't be going to sleep for another like 3 hours. Midnight would be crazy. (though I do note the certain lack of sense in my own sleep times)

Will this get here by the 14th or is overnighting going to be necessary to make the deadline?

The rational side of me can't see why anyone would want this shirt... the geeky side of me, on the other hand, finds it adorkable =)

Wow, so much hate 0_o I actually think this shirt is pretty cute!

jackmcdowell wrote:The leet at the top just makes it so much worse... who would actually refer to themselves as 1337??????????????

Tell me about, you'd have to be zero cool

geekfactor12 wrote:Tell me about, you'd have to be zero cool

HACK THE PLANET

I don't think my valentine would appreciate this.

svengoolie wrote:You wake up at midnight?

Oh, but it's not midnight right now when you're deployed in Afghanistan...

kcman011 wrote:Oh, but it's not midnight right now when you're deployed in Afghanistan...

It's okay... US people typically believe they are the only ones in the world. XP

I think this pickup line might only work on somebody of the opposite sex wearing the same shirt.

Tacky but clever enough to get a lawl.

Mahjongman wrote:I look forward to wearing this shirt in 10 days, accompanied by a pair of ratty sweatpants, a pint of Chubby Hubby, Season 4 of Grey's Anatomy, and the tears of broken dreams.

<==THIS I wish I had a more intelligent comment to add, but how could I top that?!?

Yeah, love the concept, but would not wear it nor gift it either.

SailorButterfly wrote:If a guy used this line on me, I'd slap him.

If a girl used this line on me, I'd say "you stole that from a woot shirt!"
then I might slap her.

1stladyofkrypton wrote:The rational side of me can't see why anyone would want this shirt... the geeky side of me, on the other hand, finds it adorkable =)

I think adorkable is a good word...not that I'd use it, not nearly enough gamer cred to carry it off.

If there's no Player 2 yet why is there a score for a second player, hmmm?

KidKobun wrote:If there's no Player 2 yet why is there a score for a second player, hmmm?

He was cheating on her...

With someone as crappy a player as him.

GitEmSteveDave wrote:Just starting to date someone and meeting her today. How do I guess what size she is so I can keep this in reserve? Don't want it to sell out....

Buy her a small. Realistically, she's probably not going to wear it anyway, so she'll be flattered by you thinking she's tiny.

Plus, this shirt is sweet enough to frame and post on your wall.