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Sliced Bread

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
davidg15
Last Wooter to Woot:
alpacagirl
Last Purchase:
27 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 39% of Shirt Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
4375

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Too many colors to be retro!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Sliced bread is the greatest thing. Period.

StargateGamingGeek


quality posts: 14 Private Messages StargateGamingGeek

This is the artist's best shirt since..... wait, is this his first shirt? Best Shirt Ever then. Congrats on it and it's truly wise message.

nrarmen


quality posts: 6 Private Messages nrarmen

What's better than sliced bread you ask? I say toast.

Congrats skirochester

vixro


quality posts: 8 Private Messages vixro

Instant buy for me.

sonny2009


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sonny2009

Really? Bread?

It's executed well, but the phrase is older than dirt, and I can't imagine that many people wanting to wear what for all intents and purposes is a bread advertisement on they're chest.

Over 1000 votes shows what I know though, so congrats just the same.

KillerRamen


quality posts: 2 Private Messages KillerRamen

Bread? Let them eat cake!

SarahPants5


quality posts: 6 Private Messages SarahPants5

LOVE it, bought mine. It's adorable, the woman is a nice touch. And I love bread, it's not even funny how much...so much I'm now going to pastry school and learning to bake it, haha, congrats on the print, can't wait to wear it!

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Psh. This isn't retro. "Flour: The Best Thing Since Wheat" Now that's retro.

-Matt Colin

Anorion


quality posts: 36 Private Messages Anorion

This T-shirt is the best thing since the S-shirt.

Certified Linux Chemist Guy.
If I hated Apple products any more than I do, I'd be on lists.

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

the best sliced bread shirt since that other sliced bread shirt

congrats

Roboram


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Roboram

Epic, epic, epic, epic, epic, epic, epic. This totally fits me too, my AIM s/n is FreshSlicedBread.

Cantatus


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Cantatus
nrarmen wrote:What's better than sliced bread you ask? I say toast



Sliced toast. Toasting a whole bread of loaf is so 1940s.

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

that looks like Barbara Billingsly, aka Mrs. Cleaver from Leave It To Beaver on the shirt...what say you?

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

Congrats to the designer! I love the "I couldn't believe it" part, it's hilarious.

lonelypond


quality posts: 450 Private Messages lonelypond

Now I've got the memory of biting into really soggy PB + J, the kind that could even seep through the "WONDER" of sliced bread...but I don't blame the shirt. No, shirt gets a chuckle and a hmmm, maybe?



SquirrelsAreMean


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SquirrelsAreMean

If I spread butter on this shirt and throw it in the air, will it be more likely to land butter side down?

Lesurgo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Lesurgo
nrarmen wrote:What's better than sliced bread you ask? I say toast.



We'll save that one for "future look" theme week.

StargateGamingGeek


quality posts: 14 Private Messages StargateGamingGeek

This shirt reminds me of a comic I saw recently. This one to be specific. Involving the invention of Sliced Shepherd. This shirt may be the best thing since that.

bethlehemstarr


quality posts: 19 Private Messages bethlehemstarr

Finally! All these years I've been tearing hunks off my loaves of bread. So difficult to make a nice looking sandwich that way.

GravityJMB


quality posts: 5 Private Messages GravityJMB

I gave you bastards $10! I hope you're happy now! ;)

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva
sonny2009 wrote: for all intensive purposes .



f.y.i.- (not to split hairs here but) the actual saying is "for all intents and purposes" - that is one of the most commonly misused phrases out there

jillycut


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jillycut

So glad to get one of these. Great work.

BIGELLOW


quality posts: 12 Private Messages BIGELLOW
sonny2009 wrote:...I can't imagine that many people wanting to wear what for all intensive purposes is a bread advertisement on they're chest.



I think about 1000 people will want to wear what on they're chest for all intensive purposes.




[sic]

Jullianagrey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Jullianagrey

I do like this one, but unfortunatley not enough to buy.

Here's hoping for the zombie doom squad tomorrow or this derby has been a wash for me.

joshlung


quality posts: 1 Private Messages joshlung

as the lady says "i couldn't believe it" i also couldn't believe you won!! congrats!! i love the shirt!!

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BIGELLOW


quality posts: 12 Private Messages BIGELLOW
yeawuteva wrote:f.y.i.- (not to split hairs here but)The actual saying is "for all intents and purposes - that is one of the most commonly misused phrases out there.



I, for sure, would have thought you'd have tackled the use of "they're" first.

nrarmen


quality posts: 6 Private Messages nrarmen
yeawuteva wrote:f.y.i.- (not to split hairs here but)The actual saying is "for all intents and purposes - that is one of the most commonly misused phrases out there.



There are a lot of phrases that bug me. "All but ____" where ____ describes exactly what the subject is and then "could care less," when used to describe that a person really doesn't care. Maybe I'm missing the sarcasm...

ramyb


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ramyb

Can't say no to this one, my first time to be in for two actually- congrats on the print, I'm sure this will do well :D

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva
BIGELLOW wrote:I, for sure, would have thought you'd have tackled the use of "they're" first.



lol, Right!

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
nrarmen wrote:What's better than sliced bread you ask? I say toast.

Congrats skirochester



And what's better than toast? French Toast!

MmmmmMmmmmMmmMmMMMmm

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

Februaryxvi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Februaryxvi
sonny2009 wrote:

It's executed well, but the phrase is older than dirt, and I can't imagine that many people wanting to wear what for all intensive purposes is a bread advertisement on they're chest.



I can't wait to inform people of my bread infatuation on my are chest.

sonny2009


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sonny2009
BIGELLOW wrote:I think about 1000 people will want to wear what on they're chest for all intensive purposes.



Yep. Which is why I mentioned that I might not know so much in regards to what people might want on a shirt.

Thanks for the English help though guys!

NameyMcName


quality posts: 10 Private Messages NameyMcName
nrarmen wrote:What's better than sliced bread you ask? I say toast.



The George Foreman Grill.

BIGELLOW


quality posts: 12 Private Messages BIGELLOW
yeawuteva wrote:lol, Right!



This is what I love about the Internet. It's the only place one can feel justified in telling people that they are communicating incorrectly.

On a side note, a local McDonald's for YEARS had this printed on the top of every receipt:

NOW HIRING
APLLY ONLINE AT

(then it gave a web address to "apply" online for a job at McDonald's)

I found it rather amusing to see a message printed on EVERY RECEIPT for YEARS calling attention to EMPLOYMENT was so blatantly misspelled.

About 2 weeks ago, they finally fixed it! Woohoo! My faith is restored in the world!

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva
BIGELLOW wrote:This is what I love about the Internet. It's the only place one can feel justified in telling people that they are communicating incorrectly.



let's not get off track, this is a kewl shirt (see even I mispel). Kudos to the artist!!! Great job!!!

tharapat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tharapat
sonny2009 wrote:It's executed well, but the phrase is older than dirt, and I can't imagine that many people wanting to wear what for all intensive purposes is a bread advertisement on they're chest.




It is nearly as old as the phrase "for all intents and purposes". Heard of it?

BIGELLOW


quality posts: 12 Private Messages BIGELLOW
tharapat wrote:It is nearly as old as the phrase "for all intents and purposes". Heard of it?



It isn't quite as old as the phrase "beating a dead horse" though.

sonny2009


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sonny2009
tharapat wrote:It is nearly as old as the phrase "for all intents and purposes". Heard of it?



I have, especially thanks to the kind people who corrected me in this thread.

I edited my original comment, but feel free to continue to laugh at my expense in the quoted text boxes that still display it.

Enjoy!