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I can haz chestburster?

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
2 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
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Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
838

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
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Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
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Quality Posts



skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Help us, Sigourney Weaver!

themorningof


quality posts: 0 Private Messages themorningof

Made me laugh, but I wouldn't really want to wear that.

renkenr


quality posts: 7 Private Messages renkenr

o hai

Dillybear


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Dillybear

THE KITTY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
As seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNwCojCJ3-Q

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

I'm noticing the "I can haz brains" scrawled next to the innards.

Chest bursters weren't after brains, and I honestly doubt Chest cat bursters would be either...

BetterThanTheRest


quality posts: 4 Private Messages BetterThanTheRest

nom of the dead.

Odds are, I probably already bought today's Shirt Woot... hahaha. I <3 Threadless :D If you need discounts for TL, just PM me! I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THREADLESS, I DO NOT WORK FOR THEM, I DO NOT REALLY CARE ABOUT THEM. I JUST LIKE GOOD LOOKING DESIGNER SHIRTS AND I LIKE PAYING GOOD PRICES !!!

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

I'm in ur shurtz, bein ugleey

danielvutran


quality posts: 16 Private Messages danielvutran

I have never boughten anything so fast in my entire life. LOL.

yes it's me lol

ggauthi


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ggauthi

There are definitely not enough ribs on this shirt. I would not want people to be confused and think I have lost some of my ribs. Oh yeah, they'd also be confused about the cat climbing out of my chest.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Instead of lolcats, from now on they'll be known as omgcats.

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

the green looks like the letters "CHAI" which means "LIFE" in Hebrew, or is a kind of drink.

widdleswannie


quality posts: 1 Private Messages widdleswannie

Thank goodness I had my appendix removed, wouldn't want that to be eaten too...

StargateGamingGeek


quality posts: 14 Private Messages StargateGamingGeek

"I told Dennis he needed to go get checked out. That... thing, was just way too 'friendly' with him. 'You should be careful, it could have something awful' I told him. Did he listen to me? NO, of course not, I'm only a xenobiologist what do I know about strange species? Poor guy. At least it was quick, even if it was excruciatingly painful such that the 3.4 seconds it took him to die felt like weeks on end of agony. This ones for you Dennis."

Ohai


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Ohai

Oh, this one has my username on it! It's like cat themed shirts are taunting me.

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

That's why I stopped swallowing live kittens. The indigestion is a killer.

marzipanapple


quality posts: 7 Private Messages marzipanapple

Heyyyy, how did that cat get in there?

I only ask because I have a cat and would like to take preventative measures..

jasonAP


quality posts: 15 Private Messages jasonAP

I, for one, welcome our new kitty overlords.

Oh, wait, wrong website. Sorry.

irulan


quality posts: 10 Private Messages irulan

bluealue


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bluealue

oh man, i love lolcats but this shirt makes me sick. great design though, i think it's the green guts hanging out that's making me queasy. ohai kitty!

elronlael


quality posts: 3 Private Messages elronlael

Is it me or does this shirt seem like too much of too many different good things. I like aliens references, I like lolcats and a like zombies...but slapping them together on a t-shirt without something truly bringing them together = WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!.

mccsean2


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mccsean2

This is why the chest-bursting aliens were ugly. Somehow an adorable cat bursting from my chest just isn't as horrifying. Definitely takes away from the overall effect.

jasonAP


quality posts: 15 Private Messages jasonAP
yeawuteva wrote:the green looks like the letters "CHAI" which means "LIFE" in Hebrew, or is a kind of drink.



it's actually "O HAI", but i can see what yer seein'.

i'm surprised it doesn't say 'i'm up in your intestines, disemboweling you' or however they say it in lolcatland.

oze6000


quality posts: 3 Private Messages oze6000

Silly Kitteh, Cheezburger is inside the hooman. Wai r u comin outside?

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea
bluealue wrote:oh man, i love lolcats but this shirt makes me sick. great design though, i think it's the green guts hanging out that's making me queasy. ohai kitty!



I'm hoping the LOLcat meme gets murdered by WTFdogs and eaten by STFUcrows.

GravityJMB


quality posts: 5 Private Messages GravityJMB

Remind me to avoid the next random shirt day.

kuriakos


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kuriakos

Notice how the cat wants the heart, that is because cats don't have any of their own. They are essentially evil organic tinmen.

sacrerouge


quality posts: 18 Private Messages sacrerouge

Hey, how did you guys get a picture of my cat?

goldenthorn


quality posts: 38 Private Messages goldenthorn

Volunteer Moderator

Whatever.
I got one.
I like it.
SO THERE.

isparabola


quality posts: 8 Private Messages isparabola

They mostly come at night... Mostly.

aoviss


quality posts: 23 Private Messages aoviss

Looks more like "CHAI" not "OHAI". No sale. Sorry.

xespera


quality posts: 0 Private Messages xespera

streetwalkincheetah


quality posts: 1 Private Messages streetwalkincheetah

Eh. I'm so much more a fan of Zombie Nomz .

hass0002


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hass0002

If this shirt wasn't soo girly I'd buy 3.

gossamerica


quality posts: 19 Private Messages gossamerica

"Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime doll."

"Waitress! Waitress! What did he order?"
"Oh, he had the special."
"That's that I ordered! Change my order to the soup!"

hijimmy5


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hijimmy5
AdderXYU wrote:I'm in ur shurtz, bein ugleey



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hass0002


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hass0002

NameyMcName


quality posts: 10 Private Messages NameyMcName

Looks like lolcat already got to the sternum.

kakow


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kakow

In all honesty, I didn't even realize it said "ohai" til it was pointed out multiple times on here.

gossamerica


quality posts: 19 Private Messages gossamerica
mccsean2 wrote:This is why the chest-bursting aliens were ugly. Somehow an adorable cat bursting from my chest just isn't as horrifying. Definitely takes away from the overall effect.



I don't know. You'll probably never see any hideous aliens in your life. But from now on, whenever you see a cat, you'll have to wonder if it's just waiting for a chance to implant a chest-buster inside of you...