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Let’s Curdle

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Mahjongman


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Mahjongman

What a cheesy shirt.

xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia

Congrats marzipanapple! Always nice to see derby entrants getting dailies.

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Small or large curd? Quite frankly I find large curd disgusting.

JadenKale


quality posts: 186 Private Messages JadenKale

I knew this was coming soon! I heard it from a little lemon.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

A little asparagus and you've got some Hollindase action, baby!

steveng86


quality posts: 6 Private Messages steveng86

This shirt screams "Don't wear me in public"

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suess2000


quality posts: 4 Private Messages suess2000

There is chocolate milk, strawberry milk and banana milk, but much like Romeo and Juliet, lemon milk can never be.

hass0002


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hass0002

That is pretty funny, but totally stupid at the same time.

wootvan


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootvan

Ewwwwwwwww.
I bet if they reproduce, their offspring will be on the back of that milk carton real soon!

bpr2


quality posts: 186 Private Messages bpr2

new ending to the story… “and the milk ran away with the lemon.”

jboshaw


quality posts: 10 Private Messages jboshaw

To think of all the bacteria is takes to do all that curdling, no thank you! Gives me the willies.

animuson


quality posts: 14 Private Messages animuson

Wait, is that a lemon? Since when do lemons curdle? Do you have to squeeze the lemon into the milk to make lemon milk and let that curdle?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Hey you two, get a room.

jordanriane


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jordanriane

I'm a sucker. In for one.

ggauthi


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ggauthi

Oh boy, I hope things don't turn sour for their relationship.

the88thcrazy


quality posts: 10 Private Messages the88thcrazy

The heart has put me on the fence here. On one side, it makes it all the more wonderful, on the other hand, it makes it look more feminine/kiddish.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

The only thing curdling here is my blood! Zing!

lonelypond


quality posts: 665 Private Messages lonelypond

aw puddin'...a very non sour laugh : )

wootchawant


quality posts: 68 Private Messages wootchawant

yeah, curdlin's all they can do with hands being the only appendages available! it's like i always say, when life gives you lemons, don't cry over spilled milk... >=b

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

imsochady


quality posts: 30 Private Messages imsochady

Hey I saw this somewhere in one of your site/blog thingies, and I thought it hilarious!!! Congrats on the print!!!

BluThundur


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BluThundur

....a "Glee" reference in a Woot description? This shirt is almost worth it on that alone!

jasneko


quality posts: 32 Private Messages jasneko

Hey, that was fast!! Congrats!

Drakxxx


quality posts: 16 Private Messages Drakxxx

Congrats Marzinpan! very awesome to see something from you up here!


alfbo


quality posts: 12 Private Messages alfbo

Poor Lemon. Why hug the milk when you can get the cow for free?

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louiemctool


quality posts: 2 Private Messages louiemctool
It wasn’t until just now that we realized what a whore peanut butter is.



wow. harsh. maybe peanut-butter has a low self-esteem. maybe peanut-butter is just wants someone to love her, even when she gets chunky...

just sayin'...

:]

Gil212


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Gil212

why a lemon?
might just be cuz of the cold meds, but me no get it ;_;

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

This is brilliant. Well worth the attacks this shirt will have on my manhood.

Fanglekai


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Fanglekai

Acidic lemon juice and milk = curdling. For those that get it, it's pretty gross. No thanks.

Also:
A cement mixer is a shot drink. It consists of:

* 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
* 1 part Lime juice (lemon juice may be substituted)

The drink is traditionally ingested by taking the shot of Bailey's, holding it in the mouth, then sipping the lime juice and swirling the two around the mouth. The drink may also be combined as a layered shot, as the lime juice is less dense than most brands of "Irish Cream". The acidic lime juice causes the cream-based Bailey's to curdle. The curdled Bailey's does not taste sour, but it does rapidly gain viscosity and stick to your teeth, reminiscent of cement.

Kinami


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Kinami
Gil212 wrote:why a lemon?
might just be cuz of the cold meds, but me no get it ;_;



I was wondering the same thing - Google tells me that adding lemon juice to milk makes it curdle! Apparently you can even make a simple cottage cheese that way...

yeawuteva


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wonder if the artist meant for that to be skim milk or whole milk and if the lemon is organic or not...

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea
yeawuteva wrote:wonder if the artist meant for that to be skim milk or whole milk and if the lemon is organic or not...



If the milk is full of hormones it may just be using the lemon. That'd put me in a sour mood.

AdderXYU


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Kinami wrote:I was wondering the same thing - Google tells me that adding lemon juice to milk makes it curdle! Apparently you can even make a simple cottage cheese that way...



Paneer (a somewhat bland cheese most often found in indian cuisine) is pretty much just that, weight, and time.

serenissima


quality posts: 0 Private Messages serenissima

For you bakers out there, this is actually a really awesome substitute for buttermilk.

Take 1 tablespoon lemon juice (or two of those mini lemon juice packets from delis/rest stops) and then add enough milk to make 1 cup of liquid total. Let it sit for 5 minutes, and voila!

BetterThanTheRest


quality posts: 4 Private Messages BetterThanTheRest

Hope they don't get too zesty...

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Jestik


quality posts: 50 Private Messages Jestik



I'm a little sad for them, as this relationship seems to be doomed from the start.

wonderful congrats Marzipanapple, and great job supporting our artists, w00t!


Spiritgreen


quality posts: 277 Private Messages Spiritgreen

A sweet marzipanapple daily! One of the best shirts I've seen on Woot for some time.

Love it!

BootsBoots


quality posts: 40 Private Messages BootsBoots

Congrats congrats congrats, Marz! And they got this design up so fast!

walmazan


quality posts: 71 Private Messages walmazan

haha it's hilarious!! congrats!
I love love love it!

paigeg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages paigeg

Congrats, marzipanapple! Though, I'm a little bewildered by Woot's title: "Round the corner, love is made". Not sure if I should be grossed out, or give 'em a nod for inclusion of the happy community.

[/edit: OK, 'happy'? Really, people, I wasn't being mean or anything! What're ya gonna do with the actual word, 'homosexual'?]