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Sauron is so cute!

Damn the Fellowship for destroying this beautiful relationship!

What do you want to bet Saurons pet name for him is "Precious"

And one ring to join them in holy matrimony.

Sorry, rings don't have faces. The One Ring to Rule Them All is no exception.

Somewhere in Middle Earth, a Palantir is skipping alongside the keys of Orthanc.

The "Woot Creator" description thing makes me think of this xkcd comic -- http://xkcd.com/712/

Grats on the win, Patrick.

That is pretty funny. I don't like any thing related to marriage though, so I'm not buying it.

And patrickspens further secures his title as the greatest Woot artist.

I'm wearing my Shirt Title Pending tee right now.

$10 coupon im so tempted

Also, I should like to point out that if one walks upon the Crack of Doom, one may break one's mother's Back of Doom. Fair warning.

ha! I think this qualifies as black humor ; )

One shirt to rule them all!

Is that a flaming eyeball holding hands with a ring? I don't get it.

We call this color: There And Black Again

Genius.

The One Ring had a real goth thing for a while it seems. First this "Dark" Lord character. Then it was that scrawny, pale emo guy Gollum always whining after his 'precious.'

Awesome Shirt! LOTR is AMAZING!

A tragic tale of lovers brought down together in the end.

Grats on the win, this is the one I wanted from this derby.

EXCELLENT!!!!

in for one

If you love something let it go. If it comes back to you by way of hobbit it's yours.....


I have so many LOTR fans in the family. Do you guys think this is too cutesy for young boy (7)?

sacrerouge wrote:If you love something let it go. If it comes back to you by way of hobbit it's yours.....


I have so many LOTR fans in the family. Do you guys think this is too cutesy for young boy (7)?

It's not too cutesy for this 26 yr old man!! :D

don't get me wrong- I love this shirt. However, I feel like if these two were to procreate we'd end up with an flaming orange version of this...

minus the clothing, of course.

arilvdc wrote:don't get me wrong- I love this shirt. However, I feel like if these two were to procreate we'd end up with an flaming orange version of this...

minus the clothing, of course.

OH YEEEAAAAAH!

Platypus222 wrote:The "Woot Creator" description thing makes me think of this xkcd comic -- http://xkcd.com/712/

Ah. Doesn't get much nerdier that posting xkcd comics in the Woot forum. I love it.

I'm starting to think that shirt.woot loves fan fiction. The monsters from rampage making out, sub zero and raiden sitting down to a nice dinner, and now this?

I love it. The one thing keeping me from pulling the trigger is that the writing is supposed to be on the inside of the ring, not the outside. It just looks wrong. But the concept is great!

Who knew Mordor would be so progressive?

I picked up my staff, I went lookin' for a place to hide;
When I saw Sauron and the Ring walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey, Sauron, come on, let's go to Hobbiton."
He said, "I gotta flee Middle Earth, but m'friend can stick around."

So pumped this made it, and #1 even! Congrats. In for one!

My sister (who is obsessed with this series) got me the Crazy Straw shirt last week for no apparent reason. I might get this for her as a Tolkien of my appreciation...

khearn wrote:I love it. The one thing keeping me from pulling the trigger is that the writing is supposed to be on the inside of the ring, not the outside. It just looks wrong. But the concept is great!

You should probably watch the films again. The writing is on BOTH the inside and the outside, but the outside is where it's legi-holy hernia I'm a nerd.

do the woots by state take into account the shipping location, or the billing address?

i haven't seen a good shirt in almost 16 months!!!

This is the first time I've ever had a problem with Woot's copywriting. But seriously, when would Sauron ever come in contact with an Uruk-hai? His own orc forces couldn't even manage to take Merry and Pippin from Saruman's. What would an Uruk-hai be doing so far southeast?

mgodlewski wrote:i haven't seen a good shirt in almost 16 months!!!

What happened 16 months ago that made you go blind?

wow i didn't expect this to win first, i was thinking maybe third.

The only reason I didn't buy the shirt is because my friends would make fun of me if I wore it. Not because it's nerdy, but because the words on the ring are not what's supposed to be there. We're like those kids from Role Models, lol.

My first shirt from Woot and my first quality post on the same day?

I love you Tolkien. (& patrickspens)