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The House Always Wins

Speed to First Woot:
1m 44.000s
First Sucker:
outhiking
Last Wooter to Woot:
burdencc
Last Purchase:
7 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
753

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

one could say

THEY ARE ABOUT TO GET STRAIGHT FLUSHED... OUT!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

That's what happens when you try to cheat the house.

Emstidor


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Emstidor

More like the MOUSE always...erm...

Oh dear, I lost the joke.

culbers2


quality posts: 4 Private Messages culbers2

Looks like a full house to me

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Simply said, the mice lost the game.

lowra921


quality posts: 15 Private Messages lowra921

How'd they get the cards and chips down there? Is this a legitimate gambling establishment?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

That's a pretty roomy snake-- they could get some roulette going in there, some baccarat, maybe some craps. Think big, little mice, think big.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

So I guess getting eaten by a snake isn't as bad as I always thought it would be.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

I wonder what the stakes are once they've been eaten...

"If I win, you get to be digested first!"

wugsby


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wugsby

It's a good thing the mice thought to grab cards and poker chips before their untimely demise. Or does the snake just have a taste for cardboard and plastic as a nice mice garnish? Furthermore, where does one GET playing cards and poker chips that small? This shirt is chock full of logical fallacies and I reject it as absurd.

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

I think the real question is where the snake found packages of tiny playing cards and poker chips and what motivated the snake to eat them. Seems like an odd thing to do.

mjmuna


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mjmuna

It's another Walmazan shirt! I can now add this to my collection. Mucho amor, Luchador!

Kalari


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Kalari

What happens in the snake STAYS in the snake (well, until it's digested, anyway)


  • (25)shirt.woots
  • (1) Bag o' Crap! 9/22/10

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Is that the snake's tongue or is this snake smoking a pipe (and thus super classy)?

-Matt Colin

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

It's like Christmas! Two great shirts in a row, one from one of my very favorite artists! And..IT'S A RODENT SHIRT...-dies- I just P & D'd. (pooped & died)

Excellent, looks like another order! Congrats Walz!!!

dhouse87


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dhouse87

SO weird.

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Are the mice playing poker...or Uno? Perhaps gin rummy?

-Matt Colin

ViciousSandpiper


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ViciousSandpiper

Ah yes, the deadly Translucent Viper. It has an insatiable appetite for cardshark rodents.

SkaMan8348


quality posts: 2 Private Messages SkaMan8348

Oh thank god that is a snake. For a second there I thought it was intestines, if ya catch my drift.

D:

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

The mice look remarkably well for being almost entirely digested!

niftydrumdude


quality posts: 8 Private Messages niftydrumdude

There is no way that mice are smart enough to play poker.

lucky1988


quality posts: 20 Private Messages lucky1988

Looks like they've both gone "all in" and are "pot belly" committed. Congrats Walmazan, awesome design!

annieflies


quality posts: 12 Private Messages annieflies

insert pokerface joke here

oops, pardon me, i wooted

dampy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dampy

you got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run.

Fanglekai


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Fanglekai

The mice are experimenting on the snake.

solitaint


quality posts: 2 Private Messages solitaint

It would have been cool if the mice had been playing craps instead of poker, because of the "snake eyes" pun. And totally not because of what the mice (at least their undigestible bits) are going to become.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

It always makes me happy when Walmazan prints. Congrats!

rlorenz89


quality posts: 14 Private Messages rlorenz89

Awesome! I bought your other shirt!

This is the guy who did Campfire Tales! (http://shirt.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=9495)

Way to go Walmazman!

Ravium


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ravium

Am I the only one who thought the snake was an intestine and the mice were... uh, gerbils?... jesus my inner monologue is deranged today. Worst part is I contemplated buying it as that... But rats in a snake, no thanks. That makes no sense to me.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 209 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Walmazan daily! (it should be the law)

Going to be picking one up in a bit. ^__^

littleclyde


quality posts: 16 Private Messages littleclyde

congrats walmazan! love the simplicity of this, makes a great shirt!

WriteWay


quality posts: 9 Private Messages WriteWay

Am I the only one who was reminded of Canada Bill?

“Can’t you see this game is crooked?”
“Sure I know it, George, but it’s the only game in town.”

emilyb0902


quality posts: 35 Private Messages emilyb0902
rlorenz89 wrote:Awesome! I bought your other shirt!

This is the guy who did Campfire Tales! (http://shirt.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=9495)

Way to go Walmazman!



Seconded! I knew I liked the look - just wore Campfire Tales the other day

I can think of a more obvious pun than "snake eyes" if those mice were playing craps...

paigeg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages paigeg

Muh-muh-muh-mY shirt!
Congrats on another print, Walz!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
SkaMan8348 wrote:Oh thank god that is a snake. For a second there I thought it was intestines, if ya catch my drift.

D:



Technically, it IS intestines. Just not human intestines.

ParadiseDave


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ParadiseDave

I'm so glad Lemmiwinks found a friend...

Scarabkafer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Scarabkafer
SkaMan8348 wrote:Oh thank god that is a snake. For a second there I thought it was intestines, if ya catch my drift.

D:



I initially thought the exact same thing. Oh, dirty, dirty mind...

petrikigor


quality posts: 0 Private Messages petrikigor

This seems like an excellent metaphor for life - the length of the snake being the time dimension of the universe - and we the mice, blissfully unaware of our inevitable fate at its hands...

juzijuzi


quality posts: 9 Private Messages juzijuzi

It would have been great if they both had laptops and were playing internet poker to pass the time!