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Re: How Natural Selection Works

The dominant species on the planet evolves and grows until it meets with disaster. Then it passes the baton, over it's dead body, to whatever is smaller and hardier and the cycle begins again. Unless you're a roach, in which case you can just wait 'em all out.

This shirt depicts the story so far and helpfully anticipates what's coming next!



Guest starring DJ Roomba. :-p



You can view the fancy looking BIG VERSION to get a better idea of all the details.

Thanks for checking out this design, please vote if you like it. :^)

---Spiritgreen

Re: How a Kitten Works

Just adopted two little adorable kittens this week, so I have kittens on the brain

Seriously, they melt me into a pile of goo...but it's rather scientific, if you break it down.

Thanks for the feedback in the cyberpub!

Edit: Here you can find what will be the final image if this prints. 2 small changes: added forgotten whiskers, and eliminated one accidental bg blob.

Re: I've Cracked the Code

How "lulz" work.

Re: How a Lever Works

This guy found out the hard way not to ask his friend to show him how a lever works. Hope you like it! Thanks in advance for comments and critique.

Re: Superior Beings

Yes, I know... bunnies. Since they weren't listed as off limits, I couldn't resist. Everyone needs to do a bunny shirt. It's a rite of passage. Right?

Re: [url=http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=41655]How Dogs

Different breeds have different needs.

Thanks everyone in the forum for the help! Wish I had space for more breeds.

Re: The Secret to Clouds

Love this. Proud to be the first vote!

Re: The Secret to Clouds

Packing Peanuts, Fairy Dust and creatures with abnormally large hands.

I gathered some inspiration here and here.

Yes, I'm that passionate about clouds.

Re: Dishwasher

If you over-pack your dishwasher, the Yorkshire Terrier who lives inside won't be able to clean all the dishes.

Six colors on olive: cream, white, brown, black, gray, red.

Re: Deep Inside the Blender

The truth about the blenders is so obvious, it hurts.
Hope you like it.
5 colors on Royal Blue.

Re: How Firecrackers Work: Too Early???

Kaboom!

Somewhat of a bigger pic!

C0ckpit




Control Room

Teh Fireworks



Break Rooms




Engine Room

theWanker wrote:Different breeds have different needs.

Thanks everyone in the forum for the help! Wish I had space for more breeds.

the taco makes this.

Re: [url=http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=41655]How Dogs

To clarify species and graphics:

Lab - Jester
Chihuahua - Taco
Basset Hound - Zombie
St Barnard - Super hero
Doberman - Police
Dalmatian - Fireman
Pit Bull - Tornado
Poodle - Sherlock
Cat - Cat (What else would be allowed to run a cat?)

My idea was to try to get at what "pushes the buttons" of the breed, not just popular conception. So while Labradors are famous family and hunting dogs, they're really jokers at heart.

Re: How a Kitten Works

Paw Pad Lovers Club!

Nice idea and execution!

The inclusion of both a flux capacitor and ghost trap seem a bit gratuitious, though.

Re: Meme Machine

YES YES YES! In for three!

Re: Time Warping...Results May Vary

I thought the left step came first...It's hard to tell in the first figure if he's stepping left or right. The arrow is indicating right...

Re: How Deodorant Works

Done in the style of 1950's silly advertisements

Re: How a Kitten Works

kittens'll get you every time.

thebaldwinboy wrote:YES YES YES! In for three!

thanks so much!

Re: How a Kitten Works

LOVE it! I voted! I hope it gets printed. Both of my daughters would LOVE one. 2 of our 3 cats are white and grey!

Re: I've Cracked the Code

Oh wow, it's so obvious once you explain it. I've been sticking in my comfort zone of banana skins and knock-knock jokes this whole time. This could change my life!

Seriously, brill shirt. GMV!

Re: How rain works!

Ever wonder how rain works? It's because birds have a flower garden in the clouds! That poor Yeti... His umbrella is too small.

Draug wrote:I thought the left step came first...It's hard to tell in the first figure if he's stepping left or right. The arrow is indicating right...

That's probably why he asploded.

Re: How A Cell Phone Works

Don't act like you've never wondered

Re: I've Cracked the Code

GREAT! Plus, my brother's always harassing me about sheep for some reason.

Re: Ask Again Later

You know how much I love this design?

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Z'isssss much! +1

lonelypond wrote:GREAT! Plus, my brother's always harassing me about sheep for some reason.

which just sounds odd, but that's brothers and/or sheep for you.

Re: Meme Machine

I hope Al Gore is proud of his invention.

Re: Bomb The System

The colors on this are so clever, you're really in your element here odysseyroc. GMV! ^__^

Awesome job as always!

It's scary to think an ipod zombie is the last evolutionary step before complete annihilation of the human race.

Re: I've Cracked the Code

Outstanding! The sheep is priceless.

Re: [url=http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=41659]

Is the text significant? I'd love to see a larger version of the pic.

Re: as the world turns

Weeeeee.

thebaldwinboy wrote:That's probably why he asploded.

Ha!

Re: Meme Machine

Awesome illustration and dead-on 1337 speak. Too perfect. :^)

Re: How a Kitten Works

Dawwwww. +1. It even works in shirt form.

::fuzzies::