Shirt.Woot

Uh oh. Do we call a lumberjack or a cardiologist?

Gee that's not depressing or anything.

As much as I don't care for Celine Dion, I hope that Mother Earth will sing "My heart will go on."

My biology teacher suggested that earth day is more about saving ourselves than the planet. Perhaps that would give this shirt a different meaning. All you would have to do is pretend those trees are people.

The tree pulse was creative, but the next two lines really make the shirt.

if a doctor saw that theyd have a heart attack

chrisprender wrote:Uh oh. Do we call a lumberjack or a cardiologist?

Arbologist?

The description says Navy, but the shirt looks dark green/forest green. I don't know if it will look good on blue.

I like.

OK, the color says Navy, but the picture looks only green to me. Green makes sense. Green is Earth day. Green is what I want.

NAVY??????

Please tell me that's not right, that it's REALLY green, so I can buy this shirt...

My heart pines for this shirt.

drillmaster wrote:if a doctor saw that theyd have a heart attack

HAHAH I get it! "SAW".. as in.. cut down.. HAR HAR HAR

If two trees fall over in the forest, and nobody's there to hear them fall down, should we still buy the T-shirt?

Awww, he should have put buildings to replace the trees haha.

BTW: On an ECG, the first tree would represent the QRS complex (even though there is no Q) and the 2nd tree represents the T wave.

(I'm a med student)

now we see the importance of making sure lumberjacks have proper employment sharpening pencils

EDIT: ok, still getting the hang of the url tags

♫ I'm a lumberjack and I'm not okay, I fell asleep and I died today...._____________♫


Quite possibly the shortest Monty Python song ever rerecorded.

nevetnod wrote:My heart pines for this shirt.

Ha! Thanks for the late night chuckle. I'm always a sucker for a good pun. =)

Diagnosis: Coniferous arrhythmia

Treatment: Suggest Weyerhaeuser Corp. executives to travel to Pandora to seek unobtanium instead. Duh?

Congrats CapedCrusader, glad it made it through!

Congrats on the print. Bought drakxxx last ngiht and may buy this in the morning - after I said Id got enough shirts!

So lead 1 is some sort of narrow complex junctional rhythm, though it is clear that the impulse is being generated supraventricularly. Also, the peaked t waves seem to point towards an electrolyte disturbance. Perhaps hyperkalemia?

Lead 2 has a prolongated p wave with what looks to be an increased p-r interval, suggestive of an early first degree heart block. The truncated r wave and steep s wave could be suggestive of a right bundle branch block, depending on which view is represented, and it appears that there is an acute depolarization anomaly as evidenced by the split t wave.

Lead 3 is clearly equipment malfunction, as asystole never truly looks flat.

I recommend immediate surgery. I think an algorectomy may be indicated to treat what is likely just an acute case of overcapitalized anti capitalism.

This shirt design is pretty deep.

Congrats man! Awesome to see you get a print.

nevetnod wrote:My heart pines for this shirt.

HAHA get it?

pererau wrote:So lead 1 is some sort of narrow complex junctional rhythm, though it is clear that the impulse is being generated supraventricularly. Also, the peaked t waves seem to point towards an electrolyte disturbance. Perhaps hyperkalemia?

Lead 2 has a prolongated p wave with what looks to be an increased p-r interval, suggestive of an early first degree heart block. The truncated r wave and steep s wave could be suggestive of a right bundle branch block, depending on which view is represented, and it appears that there is an acute depolarization anomaly as evidenced by the split t wave.

Lead 3 is clearly equipment malfunction, as asystole never truly looks flat.

I recommend immediate surgery. I think an algorectomy may be indicated to treat what is likely just an acute case of overcapitalized anti capitalism.

Might be Lupus.

MrD3a7h wrote:Might be Lupus.

Dude, everyone knows it's never Lupus...

Oh wow congrats for finally getting a print. This really isn't my favorite of yours but congrats nonetheless

How did this get 3rd? It's so dull and boring.

nevetnod wrote:My heart pines for this shirt.

Terrrrrible. Make like a QRS complex and get the heck out of here.

This shirt definitely should have been first. I'm calling that this shirt's gonna get more woots after the wooting is over than the shirt that got 1st place in the derby. And just look at 2nd place, only 717 woots.

If trees screamed, would we still cut them down?

If they did it all the time, for no apparent reason, yes.

I'm so excited, thanks so much guys.

Kikuichimoji wrote:If trees screamed, would we still cut them down?

Animals "scream" but people still kill them and eat them.

I battle Earth and Mother Nature on a daily basis. You're next Moon!

also: J Dilla died of Lupus while working on Donuts... RIP

I love it! In for one!

radharose wrote:Animals "scream" but people still kill them and eat them.

Way to ruin a Jack Handy quote with your radical hippyism.

I'm calling it, time of death: 4.54 billion years AM.

No! I can still save him! Start tectonic compression!

DAMMIT Jeff, he's gone. He's gone man.


::sobs::

Kikuichimoji wrote:Way to ruin a Jack Handy quote with your radical hippyism.

Way to attempt to make me to feel guilty as I eat eggs and bacon for breakfast...