Shirt.Woot

Wait a tick... Those aren't female robots!

That looks suspiciously like Professor X in a very very bad mood... I suppose I would be too, if I actually listened to the demands from my wife.

(Edit: Before I get fileted too much, yes, I know it is supposed to be Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard, but I was going for the not too obvious Patrick Stewart connection... sheesh)

So is that coffee decaf or regular?

This is very creepy. Not the shirt mind you, but the fact that I'm currently watching Star Trek: First Contact and it's on a Borg heavy scene. Talk about timing.

"You WILL be ironed..."

Wait... that's not right.

"You WILL be vaccuumed..."

DAMMIT! That's not it!

Last try... "You WILL be microwaved..."


Screw it... I'm not trying anymore. Give me my soaps.

Japan finally did it. Engineered the perfect men.

I'll take a set of 3 in cherry red.

No, it's Picard.

Shirt.woot woot-off, though implausible, would be incredibly epic to watch. A pity it won't ever happen. But eh, I can dream, can't I?

Looks suspiciously like Mr. Freeze...

These cyber butlers remind me of Rosie from The Jetsons.

JJ Abrams is not a fan.

Looks like "Pr0n 4 w0m3n"

Hmm doesnt quite do it for me... a bit of a stretch.. wheres the one with the iron hand anyway?

Had to resist the one last night as I knew a family member would be buying it, so I'll save my $10 to see what Drakxxx comes up with this weekend ^.^

chrisprender wrote:These cyber butlers remind me of Rosie from The Jetsons.

I think these are Rosie's pool boys...

Something about receiving a food/drink product from another being's abdominal region gives me the willies! Gross!

Xihix wrote:Wait a tick... Those aren't female robots!

In the future, men aren't afraid of vacuums....

sacrerouge wrote:In the future, men aren't afraid of vacuums....

Let's just say they're cheaper. :S

Too bad one of the robots doesn't come equipped with a washcloth after some inconsiderate jerk left the top off their bowl in the microwave... THOSE THINGS DON'T CLEAN THEMSELVES, GUYS!

Now it makes sense why my Roomba grew robot legs and started attacking my blender and quesadilla-maker yesterday. All hail the Borg!

That programmer guy in the description is crazy -
"happy to see you"
"nice? what does a robot know of 'nice'"

I mean I like to misquote too, but nice to see you and happy to see you are completely different.

great work, nice type treatment

sstteev wrote:Too bad one of the robots doesn't come equipped with a washcloth after some inconsiderate jerk left the top off their bowl in the microwave... THOSE THINGS DON'T CLEAN THEMSELVES, GUYS!

That's my favorite part of the shirt. Reminds me of the microwave in the break room at work. always, Always, ALWAYS splattered food all over the inside.

Just listening to Royskopp's "The Girl and The Robot" which now seems prophetic. Eerie.

I've never bought a shirt from shirt.woot but I'm interested in this one.

What's the deal with shirt sizes? I usually get an XL and it fits me fine, but should I get an XXL?

tcatsninfan wrote:I've never bought a shirt from shirt.woot but I'm interested in this one.

What's the deal with shirt sizes? I usually get an XL and it fits me fine, but should I get an XXL?

I usually get XL, but for Woot shirts, I do have to get an XXL. Hope that helps.

I don't really get it. I'm a huge Trekkie. I just don't really... get it.

That said, I LOVE how the words are designed and made out of borg stuff. The drawing is very good.

THERE ARE THREE CYBORGS.

Now that's how a real robot should operate! If only those freaks on Caprica would get the memo, maybe the Twelve Colonies would have a chance.

All good things come in threes!

i don't get it.

what does it mean "domesticity is futile" if the robot/borg are the unstoppable force of domesticity? the illustration suggests that domesticity will dominate, and it is whatever the opposite of domesticity is that will suffer.

am I right?

neophyte34 wrote:i don't get it.

what does it mean "domesticity is futile" if the robot/borg are the unstoppable force of domesticity? the illustration suggests that domesticity will dominate, and it is whatever the opposite of domesticity is that will suffer.

am I right?

I agree. I like the concept. I think the caption is dumb.

Tzion wrote:THERE ARE THREE CYBORGS.

There..are..FOUR..Cyborgs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moX3z2RJAV8#t=0m35s

Shinespark wrote:I agree. I like the concept. I think the caption is dumb.

Sadly I must also agree, I stared at it for awhile wondering what it was trying to get at, and figured someone would understand something subtle I wasn't getting here in the comments. Oh well

GitEmSteveDave wrote:There..are..FOUR..Cyborgs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moX3z2RJAV8#t=0m35s

Ha! I'm always seeing you on consumerist, funny to run into you here - your avatar caught my eye first and I was like... waaaaait..

Wow, I just get done watching a star trek NG episode with the borg and decided to check woot. What are the chances?

Interesting shirt.

Locutus in triplicate...I just might be in for one! Your screen-printed and 100% cotton distinctiveness will be added to my own... *hehe*

Make it so.

I have exactly three friends named Pat, they all agree with the message of this shirt. Can you say, early Christmas present?!

I am glad they left out the Borg with the mixer attachment. Even if he was well equipped.