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Speed to First Woot:
1m 36.000s
First Sucker:
tpullo
Last Wooter to Woot:
palomalp
Last Purchase:
12 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 44% of Shirt Woots
Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
995

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Wait a tick... Those aren't female robots!

auggie24


quality posts: 23 Private Messages auggie24

That looks suspiciously like Professor X in a very very bad mood... I suppose I would be too, if I actually listened to the demands from my wife.

(Edit: Before I get fileted too much, yes, I know it is supposed to be Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard, but I was going for the not too obvious Patrick Stewart connection... sheesh)

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

So is that coffee decaf or regular?

D1C0M


quality posts: 0 Private Messages D1C0M

This is very creepy. Not the shirt mind you, but the fact that I'm currently watching Star Trek: First Contact and it's on a Borg heavy scene. Talk about timing.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

"You WILL be ironed..."

Wait... that's not right.

"You WILL be vaccuumed..."

DAMMIT! That's not it!

Last try... "You WILL be microwaved..."


Screw it... I'm not trying anymore. Give me my soaps.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Japan finally did it. Engineered the perfect men.

I'll take a set of 3 in cherry red.

TfxSoldier


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TfxSoldier

No, it's Picard.

~Tfx

EdtheSpoonyBard


quality posts: 5 Private Messages EdtheSpoonyBard

Shirt.woot woot-off, though implausible, would be incredibly epic to watch. A pity it won't ever happen. But eh, I can dream, can't I?

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Looks suspiciously like Mr. Freeze...

-Matt Colin

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

These cyber butlers remind me of Rosie from The Jetsons.

parsh33


quality posts: 2 Private Messages parsh33

JJ Abrams is not a fan.

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

Looks like "Pr0n 4 w0m3n"

azdarkknight


quality posts: 5 Private Messages azdarkknight

Hmm doesnt quite do it for me... a bit of a stretch.. wheres the one with the iron hand anyway?

Had to resist the one last night as I knew a family member would be buying it, so I'll save my $10 to see what Drakxxx comes up with this weekend ^.^

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
chrisprender wrote:These cyber butlers remind me of Rosie from The Jetsons.



I think these are Rosie's pool boys...

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

Something about receiving a food/drink product from another being's abdominal region gives me the willies! Gross!

sacrerouge


quality posts: 18 Private Messages sacrerouge
Xihix wrote:Wait a tick... Those aren't female robots!



In the future, men aren't afraid of vacuums....

auggie24


quality posts: 23 Private Messages auggie24
sacrerouge wrote:In the future, men aren't afraid of vacuums....



Let's just say they're cheaper. :S

sstteev


quality posts: 5 Private Messages sstteev

Too bad one of the robots doesn't come equipped with a washcloth after some inconsiderate jerk left the top off their bowl in the microwave... THOSE THINGS DON'T CLEAN THEMSELVES, GUYS!

juzijuzi


quality posts: 9 Private Messages juzijuzi

Now it makes sense why my Roomba grew robot legs and started attacking my blender and quesadilla-maker yesterday. All hail the Borg!

smedgrick


quality posts: 3 Private Messages smedgrick

That programmer guy in the description is crazy -
"happy to see you"
"nice? what does a robot know of 'nice'"

I mean I like to misquote too, but nice to see you and happy to see you are completely different.

ste7enl


quality posts: 15 Private Messages ste7enl

great work, nice type treatment

AZsabin


quality posts: 1 Private Messages AZsabin
sstteev wrote:Too bad one of the robots doesn't come equipped with a washcloth after some inconsiderate jerk left the top off their bowl in the microwave... THOSE THINGS DON'T CLEAN THEMSELVES, GUYS!



That's my favorite part of the shirt. Reminds me of the microwave in the break room at work. always, Always, ALWAYS splattered food all over the inside.

lonelypond


quality posts: 421 Private Messages lonelypond

Just listening to Royskopp's "The Girl and The Robot" which now seems prophetic. Eerie.

tcatsninfan


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tcatsninfan

I've never bought a shirt from shirt.woot but I'm interested in this one.

What's the deal with shirt sizes? I usually get an XL and it fits me fine, but should I get an XXL?

AGrant311


quality posts: 4 Private Messages AGrant311
tcatsninfan wrote:I've never bought a shirt from shirt.woot but I'm interested in this one.

What's the deal with shirt sizes? I usually get an XL and it fits me fine, but should I get an XXL?



I usually get XL, but for Woot shirts, I do have to get an XXL. Hope that helps.

Eshto


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Eshto

I don't really get it. I'm a huge Trekkie. I just don't really... get it.

That said, I LOVE how the words are designed and made out of borg stuff. The drawing is very good.

Tzion


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Tzion

THERE ARE THREE CYBORGS.

intothemoooon


quality posts: 8 Private Messages intothemoooon

Now that's how a real robot should operate! If only those freaks on Caprica would get the memo, maybe the Twelve Colonies would have a chance.

viracocha


quality posts: 0 Private Messages viracocha

All good things come in threes!

neophyte34


quality posts: 1 Private Messages neophyte34

i don't get it.

what does it mean "domesticity is futile" if the robot/borg are the unstoppable force of domesticity? the illustration suggests that domesticity will dominate, and it is whatever the opposite of domesticity is that will suffer.

am I right?

Shinespark


quality posts: 32 Private Messages Shinespark
neophyte34 wrote:i don't get it.

what does it mean "domesticity is futile" if the robot/borg are the unstoppable force of domesticity? the illustration suggests that domesticity will dominate, and it is whatever the opposite of domesticity is that will suffer.

am I right?



I agree. I like the concept. I think the caption is dumb.

GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave
Tzion wrote:THERE ARE THREE CYBORGS.



There..are..FOUR..Cyborgs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moX3z2RJAV8#t=0m35s

ChiefoftheChiss


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ChiefoftheChiss
Shinespark wrote:I agree. I like the concept. I think the caption is dumb.



Sadly I must also agree, I stared at it for awhile wondering what it was trying to get at, and figured someone would understand something subtle I wasn't getting here in the comments. Oh well

ChiefoftheChiss


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ChiefoftheChiss
GitEmSteveDave wrote:There..are..FOUR..Cyborgs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moX3z2RJAV8#t=0m35s



Ha! I'm always seeing you on consumerist, funny to run into you here - your avatar caught my eye first and I was like... waaaaait..

juansinanos


quality posts: 1 Private Messages juansinanos

Wow, I just get done watching a star trek NG episode with the borg and decided to check woot. What are the chances?

Interesting shirt.

spiderbeavis


quality posts: 3 Private Messages spiderbeavis

Locutus in triplicate...I just might be in for one! Your screen-printed and 100% cotton distinctiveness will be added to my own... *hehe*




djbguitar


quality posts: 2 Private Messages djbguitar

Make it so.

applesbananas


quality posts: 10 Private Messages applesbananas

I have exactly three friends named Pat, they all agree with the message of this shirt. Can you say, early Christmas present?!

wolfblade


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wolfblade

I am glad they left out the Borg with the mixer attachment. Even if he was well equipped.