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The man who ended the war

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
DragpenT
Last Wooter to Woot:
GreatFlyingKiwi
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 29% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2106

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Quality Posts



GreatClips


quality posts: 3 Private Messages GreatClips

good thing he didn't decide to play rock...America would be a very different place today if that had been the case.

Vote at Goodjoe

mattageddon


quality posts: 23 Private Messages mattageddon

I think I finally found a shirt I can use my coupon code for.

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

Always rock, dictator... ALWAYS rock... *sighs*

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

They'd say that's unfair.

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

My AP World History exam today asked how World War II ended. I, of course, wrote in secret answer F) RPS tournament.

DragpenT


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DragpenT

Woot, first sucker!

angstangel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages angstangel

Forget scissors; everyone knows that Lizard eats paper.

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

This shirt will soon be Mein.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

That's right, fascists. America doesn't take any of that "2 out of 3" crap.

GTAcrimelord


quality posts: 2 Private Messages GTAcrimelord

Good ole' Roshambo, a game that can play into infinity as long as one side is willing to repeat the phrase, "Best of [insert number]."

Day of Glory: 1/31/07 3:22pm cst
Random Brick of Carbonite (x3)

lesmana


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lesmana

This shirt is so full of Allied win.

Turc


quality posts: 12 Private Messages Turc

Too many people would look at the first image on this and get a bad impression in my area. Le sigh.

Buying it anyways. Sensitivity has never been my strong suit.

kylelmccoy


quality posts: 10 Private Messages kylelmccoy

This would sell many more shirts if the guy on the right had an Arizona flag on his arm and the guy on the left had on a Sombrero.

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

Oh no... is tha- is that the CLAW?!

Run for your lives!

DoublEE


quality posts: 8 Private Messages DoublEE

Quit Stalin and buy one...

terrenceistheman


quality posts: 15 Private Messages terrenceistheman

i like it.. the dancin soldier is funny
cant help but think that itd be better horizontally though

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea
terrenceistheman wrote:i like it.. the dancin soldier is funny
cant help but think that itd be better horizontally though



I don't think it needs to be horizontal. I just think that first image is superfluous.

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

If only war were that easy to end these days. Love the shirt, and perhaps we should send one (as a suggestion) to the Secretary of Defense (who I am certain is a closet Woot fan).

five3zero


quality posts: 4 Private Messages five3zero

ich muss haben!!

lesmana


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lesmana

Make it a poster and I'm in for three.

professore


quality posts: 3 Private Messages professore

It's a very rare occasion that people find Hitler on a shirt acceptable. Well done, sir.

*not a real professor...

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

I'm going to pretend the 'dictator' is Ralph from the Sound of Music. The soldier is the guy that's going to treat Liesl right (and Ralph totally just got burned)!

CaptainWes


quality posts: 100 Private Messages CaptainWes

I'm really sorry, but I have reached my quota of Cream tees for the year. Thanks anyway.

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD
CaptainWes wrote:I'm really sorry, but I have reached my quota of Cream tees for the year. Thanks anyway.



Funny you should say this, as cream was a high commodity in the past. Maybe that's what the fist-weapon duel was concerning!!

tinytimmy


quality posts: 6 Private Messages tinytimmy

Instantly reminded me of this graphic:

sacrerouge


quality posts: 18 Private Messages sacrerouge

I take it France played rock?

kylelmccoy


quality posts: 10 Private Messages kylelmccoy
sacrerouge wrote:I take it France played rock?



France gave up.

KillerRamen


quality posts: 2 Private Messages KillerRamen

This reminds me of that one time Captain America punched Hitler in the face... Good times.

nmb3000


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nmb3000
professore wrote:It's a very rare occasion that people find Hitler on a shirt acceptable. Well done, sir.



Actually, that looks a lot more like Stalin than it does Hitler. The Soviet salute was even pretty much the same:



(Not that Stalin was really all that much better than Hitler, but...)

pkcyrus


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pkcyrus

Yes, now I can sleep early the rest of the weekend...

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Personally, I would take them on in a thumb war.

escfrizby


quality posts: 3 Private Messages escfrizby

If a cop stops me in Arizona and says "papers" and I say "scissors", do I win?? - Craig Ferguson

pleasantpeasant


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pleasantpeasant

could make some situations very awkward/unpleasant.

Feelsound


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Feelsound

I would buy it if it only had the middle frame-- that's the funny one. The other two just make it too busy.
Or at least just lose the last one. I laughed when I got to the middle, but then lost interest when I got to the bottom.
FFT

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

This shirt brings history to life!

animuson


quality posts: 11 Private Messages animuson

This shirt is too plain and boring, there's barely anything on it... It's a cool idea but poorly organized. Too much blank space.

terrenceistheman


quality posts: 15 Private Messages terrenceistheman
CapSea wrote:I don't think it needs to be horizontal. I just think that first image is superfluous.



yeah, agreed. good point

culbers2


quality posts: 4 Private Messages culbers2

The man was a mere paper tiger.

zkirkpatrick


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zkirkpatrick
angstangel wrote:Forget scissors; everyone knows that Lizard eats paper.



If anyone is wondering this poster is talking about the modified version of the game titled "Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock"