Shirt.Woot

I wonder which turtle is the teacher's pet?

I don't know why they let that punk blue turtle teach a class.

HAH! I get to keep the farm!!

Congrats! I knew the Kart fans wouldn't let this one go by.

I still want to punch the blueshell....PUNCH!!!

Totally dig it! I'm down for 1

*curses vehemently*

I stayed up for this...

Is it just me, or does the write-up lack its usual luster? Seems kinda...droning.

Ah yes, the Blue Shell of DOOM.

I'm glad to see these turtles trying to educate themselves on the danger of cars.

I just helped a turtle across the road today, as a matter of fact. Remember to always take them the way they're already going!

Congrats. My teenage daughter is in for one just to put salt in my wound

in for 1

Ooooh blue turtle shell..how I loathe thee.
That blue-shelled turtle better hope he never meets me in a dark alley. We have a score to settle!

I w00ted

"Blue shell: The great equalizer."

You can go ahead and put that on my Mario Kart tombstone.

Speaking as a correctional lenses wearer, glasses would be extremely unhelpful if you were racing down Star Road to sabotage first place. Goggles. Prescription goggles. That's what you need Mr. Turtle.

Harui wrote:Ah yes, the Blue Shell of DOOM.

Clearly you can see (from his kind demeanor) the Blue Shell is just misunderstood.

Draug wrote:*curses vehemently*

I stayed up for this...

Is it just me, or does the write-up lack its usual luster? Seems kinda...droning.

Quality post, and if it was Facebook, Like button.

Wait, there are live turtles inside those shells when you fire them? That's kinda cruel, because the blue ones blow up on impact these days. (and the others eventually crumble away)

chrisprender wrote:"Blue shell: The great equalizer."

You can go ahead and put that on my Mario Kart tombstone.

Oh my goodness, please describe!

Class is still in session: Dodging the Blue Shell

My hunch is that the red shell turtle is the "A" student here. The green shell turtle just seems a little aimless...

Stay "awy" from the mushrooms? Did that missing 'a' get ahead of the rest of the words via warp pipe?

"They Filled All The Pipes With Asphalt But Somehow That Jerk Kept Getting In" very witty woot I love it.

MissJamieD wrote:Oh my goodness, please describe!

The blue shell always targets the first place player in Mario Kart. Non-first place racers (and usually last place racers) can use this weapon to take out the first place player. If the attack is well-timed, that can be enough to steal the lead.

I can't even count the number of races I've led for 95%, only to be taken out by a blue shell seconds before reaching the finish line.

Turtle Kid video

Do you think the turtle used its mouth to write on the chalkboard? Maybe, it's a spike used to etch the picture into the chalkboard? *shudder*

I came to this page, I saw the turtles and thought, "Hey, ramyb again!"

Then I saw an ad on the page that read, "You don't deserve this!"

And then I struggled to agree with the ad. :/

chrisprender wrote:The blue shell always targets the first place player in Mario Kart. Non-first place racers (and usually last place racers) can use this weapon to take out the first place player. If the attack is well-timed, that can be enough to steal the lead.

I can't even count the number of races I've led for 95%, only to be taken out by a blue shell seconds before reaching the finish line.

Thanks! I'm not spiffy on the Mario Kart tactics (as, for one reason or another, I'm often a little discombobulated while racing).

I own too many woot mario shirts to buy this one. Funny design though

A smile on my face ^_^ and now to break out my 64 and kick it old style!

You know why there's no Lightening Bolt there?

Because what he's got can't be learned. You either have it, or you don't. And let me tell you, not even the Blue Shell has 'IT'

Drink your milk, and when you grow up, you, too, may have a spikey shell!

Oh man. The blue one too often DOESN'T swerve around any karts, it just plows straight through anyone in its way.

In for one, it will make a great b-day present for my Mario Kart crazed roommate.

Too bad these critters are so cute. It is sad to think that most will end up as a quick snack to a long-tongued dinosaur.

Congrats to the winner. I personally give up on shirt.woot.

Silent Seahorse was the best looking design IMO.

The shirt would have been better had it been green and red koopa troopas being taught their unique movements by a paratroopa.

I keep buying these Mario shirts for my 2 year old. They're too big for him, but Mario is his superhero! The originality here is so much better than any lisenced Nintendo product. Future designs need more Luigi though. And Toad.

MissJamieD wrote:Do you think the turtle used its mouth to write on the chalkboard? Maybe, it's a spike used to etch the picture into the chalkboard? *shudder*

That literally sent chills up and down my spine as I read it....before it even sank in what you said. DON'T.DO.THAT.AGAIN!!! sheesh!

bassanimation wrote:HAH! I get to keep the farm!!

Congrats! I knew the Kart fans wouldn't let this one go by.

I still want to punch the blueshell....PUNCH!!!

Looking forward to buying yours tomorrow.

Woot T's are the best. I have like 14 of them.

brendan948725 wrote:My hunch is that the red shell turtle is the "A" student here. The green shell turtle just seems a little aimless...

LOL hahahhaha