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Re: [sic]

i really want one and will buy one if woot prints it!

Re: I'd Describe Myself As...

At first I thought the guy was fishing, but no, he's rowing.

khills5 wrote:i still dont get it -.-;

It makes sense when you realize the dash on the bottom is subtracting, not conjunctionating (conjoining? conjugating?).

Re: Plan B

I remember watching the A-Team and wishing that I could do that when I grew up. Someday, with a little luck, and if I can find them...maybe I can be hired by...

Re: Hero for Hire

Love this one! +1

Re: stable

If you don't understand the meaning of this piece, then you have most likely never worked with someone that cracks under pressure and flips out or someone who threatens to blow up the company.

It can be interrupted pass that, but that was the original motive for this doodle.

lunadust12 wrote:i love it!

Thank you kindly! :3

MaliceKaiser wrote:Love it!

Thank you soo much :D

Re: Very Motivational

I would buy TEN of these if it prints. So many people I know would love it...

bassanimation wrote:I agree...he sort of looks like he's taking her off to consume her flesh or do something bad to her body...yikes. Not exactly a tshirt that, if worn by a job applicant, would inspire me to give them a job working with me.

It's suppose to be sort of ridiculous and ambiguous. There are tons of possibilities as to what the story is but the fact remains that he (you) is carrying her (the company). I certainly have a story in mind but I wouldn't want to ruin anyone else's idea ;)

capedcrusader514 wrote:It's suppose to be sort of ridiculous and ambiguous. There are tons of possibilities as to what the story is but the fact remains that he (you) is carrying her (the company). I certainly have a story in mind but I wouldn't want to ruin anyone else's idea ;)

Hmmm... but she looks, like, drugged... and he looks murderous or ravenous or something... if he looked more heroic and she looked less catatonic, it wouldn't be so creepy. He really looks like he's going to have his way with her. It's just a creepy message :S

Sorry capedcrusader, I dig your other stuff normally but this one just really makes me uneasy...

Re: Very Motivational

Cat claw to the boob, yeeeouuuch! It's ok though, because he's cute enough that I will not feel the pain. :D

Re: BEST INTERN EVER

I just lol'd all over my screen.

JesseBYAH wrote:Hmmm... but she looks, like, drugged... and he looks murderous or ravenous or something... if he looked more heroic and she looked less catatonic, it wouldn't be so creepy. He really looks like he's going to have his way with her. It's just a creepy message :S

Sorry capedcrusader, I dig your other stuff normally but this one just really makes me uneasy...

It looks to me like he's been through hell and back trying to save the stupid company that got herself kidnapped by Ogres... or something. I like the crazed look. It adds to the drama and the story.

JesseBYAH wrote:Hmmm... but she looks, like, drugged... and he looks murderous or ravenous or something... if he looked more heroic and she looked less catatonic, it wouldn't be so creepy. He really looks like he's going to have his way with her. It's just a creepy message :S

Sorry capedcrusader, I dig your other stuff normally but this one just really makes me uneasy...

Couldn't he just be angry she's drugged/dead/unconscious? I certainly understand what you're saying I drew it this way purposely, it's just suppose to be completely ridiculous.

Re: BEST INTERN EVER

Oh dear. This took me a few seconds to get it...but wow.

rejection will come soon but sweet jebus I wish it wouldn't because that's hilarious.

bassanimation wrote:Cat claw to the boob, yeeeouuuch! It's ok though, because he's cute enough that I will not feel the pain. :D

great face on the kitty.

me wants.

capedcrusader514 wrote:rejection will come soon but sweet jebus I wish it wouldn't because that's hilarious.

Yeah I'm expecting a rejection. Come on woot please spare me this time!

Re: [sic]

+20 awesome for the title.

Re: Favorable Reviews

love it!

LOLcommunism wrote:EXPLANATION:

I was going to this job interview, and it turns out there are Zombies outside. One thing led to another and... we'll Zombies ruined my shirt. I hope you can still consider me for this job, at least you know I can defend our office from the undead!

i think you should get rid of the word "they."

Funny shirt though.

ThatPoshGirl wrote:My only familiarity with Michael Cera is from Arrested Development.

I have a feeling it's regarding the font choice. Reminds me of Juno.

I like this, though. It was fun watching the stolen items evolve in terms of how much they actually looked like they were under the shirt.

Re: Very Motivational

I am predicting a no cat rule in a few weeks.

fiockthis wrote:i think you should get rid of the word "they."

Funny shirt though.

I was thinking about how to word this shirt properly. ):

Thank you for the suggestion! :D

I SHALL CONSIDER THIS

ThatPoshGirl wrote:My model is my shelter kitten George

awwww....look at those eyes.
the shirt [and kitty] is adorable.

Slydon wrote:If it helps ease the pain, you made the writing room laugh.

Haha you must let it ride. You rejected my shirt last week! If people want it you must provide it.

Re: Vampire Slayer

Vampire Slayer for Hire

Sparkly vampires? Are you kidding me? Vampires are NOT supposed to sparkle. Someone needs to do something about this asap.

Re: Office Hero

The office hero is everything an employer could ever want. Bounding fearlessly across tables, making sure TPS reports are turned in on time. Feel proud wearing this to any job interview. Anything is possible when you unleash your inner Office Hero.

fishbiscuit5 wrote:Sparkly vampires?

Glittering werewolves...

Re: Me > Everyone Else

I'm better than everyone. Hire me. That's it.

Cue wrote:Haha you must let it ride. You rejected my shirt last week! If people want it you must provide it.

Ohhh come on. Do I get a prize for the quickest rejection ever?

Re: Success Plan

A very simple success plan for your business.

1. Hire me.
2. ???
3. Profit

Re: HireMe();

Re: HireMe();

You put HireMe(); in an unnecessary loop... and you made the loop run 0 times (until x is greater than or equal to 0, which it is before the loop even starts, so it won't start). If this were a real program, you wouldn't get hired. And if you wore this to a programming interview, you also probably wouldn't be hired.

SubBass49 wrote:Isn't it "GUAM?" Am I missing a joke here?

It's generated words a minute. It was what they taught us back in the day in keyboarding class.

vorteks wrote:You put HireMe(); in an unnecessary loop... and you made the loop run 0 times (until x is greater than or equal to 0, which it is before the loop even starts, so it won't start). If this were a real program, you wouldn't get hired. And if you wore this to a programming interview, you also probably wouldn't be hired.

On second thought, you'd be hired an infinite number of times, assuming X is unsigned. Still an odd choice of code.

Re: Office Hero

Detail:

Re: self discipline

I don't understand this shirt.

BootsBoots wrote:It looks to me like he's been through hell and back trying to save the stupid company that got herself kidnapped by Ogres... or something. I like the crazed look. It adds to the drama and the story.

Yeah, deranged anger is sort of the hallmark of working for people.