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Fuzeball 5000

Speed to First Woot:
1m 52.000s
First Sucker:
jstoteraux
Last Wooter to Woot:
mikejanney1
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 34% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
494

Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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baffles


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JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Congrats CMDixon!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I hate it when that happens, those guys are impossible to get back in there. You'll probably have to buy a whole new table.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I didn't know Spock Legos knew how to play soccer.

BetterThanTheRest


quality posts: 4 Private Messages BetterThanTheRest

Do they play w/ two balls in outer space?

Odds are, I probably already bought today's Shirt Woot... hahaha. I <3 Threadless :D If you need discounts for TL, just PM me! I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THREADLESS, I DO NOT WORK FOR THEM, I DO NOT REALLY CARE ABOUT THEM. I JUST LIKE GOOD LOOKING DESIGNER SHIRTS AND I LIKE PAYING GOOD PRICES !!!

polonium


quality posts: 3 Private Messages polonium

Congrats, especially from someone one town over from me.

I really wish those were actually fuseball players though and not aliens. Make the shirt better I think.

But oh well.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Why does the scoreboard say "GOOOAAALLL!!!" when the ball is right behind him?

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

What is the weird snake-like thing behind the happy alien?

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

That has got to be one of the lowest vote totals for a print in a while.

Regardless, congrats CMDixon!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

The writeup mentions "8 million credits". So apparently this is in the Star Wars universe?

mkentosh


quality posts: 310 Private Messages mkentosh

Please ....Stop.....Soccer......Shirts

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
chrisprender wrote:The writeup mentions "8 million credits". So apparently this is in the Star Wars universe?



Mass Effect uses credits too.

TheFlyingLime


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chrisprender wrote:Why does the scoreboard say "GOOOAAALLL!!!" when the ball is right behind him?



Because he twirl-kicked so hard it bounced back out? Either that or he laid a little victory egg.

jb2colorado


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jb2colorado

longest time to first woot i've seen ever.

faughtey


quality posts: 20 Private Messages faughtey

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Horns? That's what the awful buzzing noise was coming from the tv? I walked past a set playing the game, and it sounded like bees gone wild. Scary!

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MissJamieD


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Well, I suppose spinach is to blame for the escapee aliens ultra strength?

Otherwise, I hope someone clues in all those other players that escape is just not that complicated.

chrisprender


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jmmbell1987 wrote:Mass Effect uses credits too.



I haven't played it, but I'm going to say that means that Mass Effect is in the Star Wars universe too.

lonelypond


quality posts: 448 Private Messages lonelypond

SCORE. Nicely done.

Vote:

Anisoptera


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bluejester wrote:What is the weird snake-like thing behind the happy alien?



That is the piece of the belt thing that had him attached to the pole!

Hellga


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Hellga
bluejester wrote:What is the weird snake-like thing behind the happy alien?



See the tape around the legs of the other players? Yeah, that.

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD
lonelypond wrote:SCORE. Nicely done.



Don't you mean: SCOOOOOOOOOOORE

jamesbottomtooth


quality posts: 41 Private Messages jamesbottomtooth

it would be better if it was celebrating with shirt over the head...

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD
TheFlyingLime wrote:Because he twirl-kicked so hard it bounced back out? Either that or he laid a little victory egg.



Well, I'm going to have to say that that soccer ball, I mean... victory egg is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen!

If I had a soccer ball of that color, I'd play all the time. SO glorious!

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

Shouldn't the color be Astroturf Green?

lonelypond


quality posts: 448 Private Messages lonelypond
MissJamieD wrote:Don't you mean: SCOOOOOOOOOOORE



Exactly

Vote:

Buck Mulligan


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Buck Mulligan

Let us count the fails:

1) ball still on field, player celebrating goal
2) over the field scoreboard? really? If so, I'd expect something fancier in the year 5000.
3) ball has hexegon pattern? I've never seen a foosball like that.
4) aliens have Saturn logo. chances of anything living on Saturn: zero.
5) aliens will look like a cross between Spock, Rob Bogoyevitch, and The Great Gazoo? seriously?
6) aliens will have human features, except no fingers, just clasping stumps.
7) are these aliens very tiny and humans have enslaved them? or is this the fate God has for us all?

anuske


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Buck Mulligan wrote:Let us count the fails:

1) ball still on field, player celebrating goal
2) over the field scoreboard? really? If so, I'd expect something fancier in the year 5000.
3) ball has hexegon pattern? I've never seen a foosball like that.
4) aliens have Saturn logo. chances of anything living on Saturn: zero.
5) aliens will look like a cross between Spock, Rob Bogoyevitch, and The Great Gazoo? seriously?
6) aliens will have human features, except no fingers, just clasping stumps.
7) are these aliens very tiny and humans have enslaved them? or is this the fate God has for us all?



Let us count the fails for the above post:

1)Counting of fails (Who even says fail?)
2)It's Rod Blagojevich
3)You probably could have stopped at 5.

anuske


quality posts: 3 Private Messages anuske

Sorry, I'm having a bad night. Wasn't expecting this shirt to make it. -Adam

j1232


quality posts: 0 Private Messages j1232
mkentosh wrote:Please ....Stop.....Soccer......Shirts





why I like the Soccer shirts! Its World Cup Man! Woot! I ordered the first one but not the previous and im not diggin this one either. but still kinda fun. . . do you think they will have Soccer shirts all Month with the world cup lasting all month.

- Moses

CharliePrince


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Buck Mulligan wrote:Let us count the fails:

1) ball still on field, player celebrating goal
2) over the field scoreboard? really? If so, I'd expect something fancier in the year 5000.
3) ball has hexegon pattern? I've never seen a foosball like that.
4) aliens have Saturn logo. chances of anything living on Saturn: zero.
5) aliens will look like a cross between Spock, Rob Bogoyevitch, and The Great Gazoo? seriously?
6) aliens will have human features, except no fingers, just clasping stumps.
7) are these aliens very tiny and humans have enslaved them? or is this the fate God has for us all?




I just want to add 2 more fails.

8. The fact that you over analyzed this shirt to that extent leads me to believe you color coordinate your sock drawer before you alphabetize it.

9. Lastly the second fail is that I actually read all your bullet points, I sort of agreed, and then to show my macho self not to be outdone I posted this..... Go displaying pride to overcompensate for low self esteem!

So it is boughten.... So it must be paid off with a second job!

CharliePrince


quality posts: 15 Private Messages CharliePrince
j1232 wrote:do you think they will have Soccer shirts all Month with the world cup lasting all month.



(in my best stoner in the back seat during the opening Super Troopers scene impression.)

Please NO!

So it is boughten.... So it must be paid off with a second job!

cmdixon2


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This isn't right. I wasn't supposed to print this week. I was fully expecting to purchase "That's how we play it in the Milky Way!" today.

I'd like to send a big thank you to the voters.

To those wishing they were normal foosball players, I totally agree. I really would have preferred they not been aliens. I debated about whether to keep the ball or not, but I felt it was important to include. The way I see it, he either he kicked it so hard that it bounced out of the goal or they reset during his extended celebration.

Thanks again everybody!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Wow. Futuristic Foosball sure brings out the hooligan in us all.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 147 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Wow voting for this derby was sort of crazy. There was a 300+ vote difference between 1st, 2nd, and even 3rd. Neats.

Anyway congratulation on the print CMdixon2!

theflakeman


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Buck Mulligan wrote:2) over the field scoreboard? really? If so, I'd expect something fancier in the year 5000.
3) ball has hexegon pattern? I've never seen a foosball like that.
4) aliens have Saturn logo. chances of anything living on Saturn: zero.



2] For all you know, it could be a hologram.
3] Maybe it was painted on there. It is possible.
4] For now. Who knows what kind of borderline insane things scientists will be able to do in the year 5000? It could also just be the team's logo.

ceejatec


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ceejatec
theflakeman wrote:Who knows what kind of borderline insane things scientists will be able to do in the year 5000?



  • Indeed. I do believe it's time, once again, to take a look into the future.

  • [eyebrow quirk] ...the future, Conan?

  • That's right, Andy. It's time we all took a look into the future. All the way... to the year 5000.

NameyMcName


quality posts: 10 Private Messages NameyMcName
Buck Mulligan wrote:Let us count the fails:

1) ball still on field, player celebrating goal
2) over the field scoreboard? really? If so, I'd expect something fancier in the year 5000.
3) ball has hexegon pattern? I've never seen a foosball like that.
4) aliens have Saturn logo. chances of anything living on Saturn: zero.
5) aliens will look like a cross between Spock, Rob Bogoyevitch, and The Great Gazoo? seriously?
6) aliens will have human features, except no fingers, just clasping stumps.
7) are these aliens very tiny and humans have enslaved them? or is this the fate God has for us all?



You've never seen a foosball that's painted like a soccer ball? Was that sarcasm?

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Nice! Congrats Cmdixon


polonium


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cmdixon2 wrote:This isn't right. I wasn't supposed to print this week. I was fully expecting to purchase "That's how we play it in the Milky Way!" today.

I'd like to send a big thank you to the voters.

To those wishing they were normal foosball players, I totally agree. I really would have preferred they not been aliens. I debated about whether to keep the ball or not, but I felt it was important to include. The way I see it, he either he kicked it so hard that it bounced out of the goal or they reset during his extended celebration.

Thanks again everybody!



I feel sorry that your print won't probably sell well considering how the voting turned out, but at least it's a pleasant surprise, eh?

Either way, I liked the print a lot, and I think we are all as surprised as you are! I look forward to your next designs in the derbies to come, since the art for this is rather snazzy if constrained by the competition.

I'm glad this derby is finally over with and at least one decent sold out shirt came from it (I thought none would sell out). The next one looks rather promising.