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Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
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Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
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  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
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Quality Posts



Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

I never knew the big bad wolf was such a genius.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

It's always bothered me that the Kool Aid guy carries around a miniature version of himself.

drsjr1


quality posts: 3 Private Messages drsjr1

This is a ripoff of a cartoon that appeared a couple weeks ago in the Chicago Tribune...

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll send you a sugary beverage.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

HEHEHE It's Torakamikaze week! This isn't the only piece of his on sale this week!

GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave

OH YEAH!

But seriously, what flavor of Kool-Aid goes with pork/ham?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
chrisprender wrote:It's always bothered me that the Kool Aid guy carries around a miniature version of himself.



Is it supposed to be his kid, or what?

jakpot007


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jakpot007
GitEmSteveDave wrote:OH YEAH!

But seriously, what flavor of Kool-Aid goes with pork/ham?



watermelon?

MBrulla


quality posts: 12 Private Messages MBrulla

I need to stop watching Family Guy...

This episode was on tonight.

Funny shirt, but I'm so distraught about Adequate not printing that I will pass.

I hope it sells well, though. It's a pretty witty concept.

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea
GitEmSteveDave wrote:OH YEAH!

But seriously, what flavor of Kool-Aid goes with pork/ham?



Purple flavor, possibly red flavor. Definitely not yellow flavor.

valianteffort


quality posts: 29 Private Messages valianteffort

Never trust a wolf that wears a top hat.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

It's a new song lyric...

I'll huff and puff and oh, YEAH!

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

The Big Bad Wolf is quite innovative. I don't think people give him enough credit for that.

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

I get it after reading the side note, but who else would?

drsjr1


quality posts: 3 Private Messages drsjr1

Compare for yourself...




Miffr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Miffr

I just hate it when I get thRisty.

linksdeity


quality posts: 22 Private Messages linksdeity

"And I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll yell out, HEY, KOOL-AID!"




Drizzt5


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Drizzt5
drsjr1 wrote:Compare for yourself...




Oh no u didnt!

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
drsjr1 wrote:This is a ripoff of a cartoon that appeared a couple weeks ago in the Chicago Tribune...



This design was created at least 90 days ago. I'd say the opposite is at play if there is indeed plagiarism.

This is a good weekend to be Torakamikaze. Definitely one of the smartest pop pieces I've ever seen.

MBrulla


quality posts: 12 Private Messages MBrulla

Makes me think of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CYwNWHZuT0

Someone should remake this as a metal song, and add "Oh Yeah" screams.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re disappointed that no one’s ever created a bacon-flavored drink mix.



Maybe not, but with this, you can at least pretend!

enzobot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages enzobot

i had to buy it cuz it made me laugh.. nice~!

odysseyroc


quality posts: 33 Private Messages odysseyroc

I used to be in a street gang with a pitcher like that. I had to ditch that fool because his heart only pumped Kool Aid.





streetwalkincheetah


quality posts: 1 Private Messages streetwalkincheetah

If the house is a shakin', there might be bacon. Nice work, Torakamikaze.

captivity


quality posts: 6 Private Messages captivity
GitEmSteveDave wrote:OH YEAH!

But seriously, what flavor of Kool-Aid goes with pork/ham?



Honey BBQ

linksdeity


quality posts: 22 Private Messages linksdeity

Everything's better with a Fresh Prince reference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVC94t6OYmY




eleuthero


quality posts: 1 Private Messages eleuthero

Noticed that the "don't wear this" involves frustration with there not being a drink mix with a bacon flavor. I didn't find one commercially available, but it seems it is fairly easy to create bacon flavored drinks (alcohol base).

www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/

The comments are also helpful in noting other ways people have successfully made an essence of bacon drink.

godmadesky


quality posts: 10 Private Messages godmadesky

If this is an "alternate ending," I guess the dialogue would go something like this..?:

"I'm going to huff, and puff, and OH YEAH! this house down!"

What are we holding on to, Sam?
That's there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

Vwlss


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Vwlss
Xihix wrote:I never knew the big bad wolf was such a genius.



He's been talking to his cousin the coyote.

ronus20


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ronus20

OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

streetwalkincheetah


quality posts: 1 Private Messages streetwalkincheetah
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re disappointed that no one’s ever created a bacon-flavored drink mix.



Problem solved. Now there's no excuse.

lonelypond


quality posts: 434 Private Messages lonelypond

Retro cartoon advertising campaigns that fail to catch on with the clients often become t-shirts associated with the word bacon.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
godmadesky wrote:If this is an "alternate ending," I guess the dialogue would go something like this..?:

"I'm going to huff, and puff, and OH YEAH! this house down!"



Also successful with Macho Man Randy Savage

raakphan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages raakphan

love it...

tomrgoat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tomrgoat

Brilliant!

bluejester


quality posts: 566 Private Messages bluejester

Uh oh, has anyone warned Red Riding Hood and her grandma about this?

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

What's with all the green shirts lately?
In for one, this should make next year's St. Patrick's Day funny.

alexmdc


quality posts: 8 Private Messages alexmdc

hilarious!!!!

gina3graces


quality posts: 44 Private Messages gina3graces

Super fun and majorly cute. Had to buy one for my 'foxy' daughter. She'll rock this with jeans and Loubou's while swinging a cherry red Balenciaga. That's how she rolls in WEHO.
Oh, to be young, hot and fabulous.

As for myself, I'll just go as I came and fade
to black receding once again into my nothingness.