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Knock, Knock

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 39% of Shirt Woots
Top 26% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
9882

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
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Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
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Quality Posts



Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Orange you glad it's not a banana now?

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

this shirt is just bananas...and an orange

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Repetition knock knocks FTW... I foresee this doing well for children

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

It's the banana joke!

1: "Knock knock!"
2: "Who's there!"
1: "Banana."
2: "Banana who?"
1: "Knock knock!"
2: "Who's there!"
1: "Banana."
2: "Banana who?"
1: "Knock knock!"
2: "Who's there!"
1: "Banana."
2: "Banana who?"
1: "Knock knock!"
2: "Who's there!"
1: "Orange."
2: "Orange who?"
1: "Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana'?"

Guffaw!

sfeitler


quality posts: 5 Private Messages sfeitler

Excellent, I've been torturing my kids with this joke for the past 2 weeks!

OlegNL


quality posts: 0 Private Messages OlegNL

I like this shirt!

ThatPoshGirl


quality posts: 32 Private Messages ThatPoshGirl

Ha ha! I love the design, but I think it would look better on a different color.

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

Orange you glad it isn't a Banana or Cream colored shirt??

Hell yes I'm in for 1

corran24


quality posts: 2 Private Messages corran24

i love it! "orange you glad i didn't say banana?" lol, great childhood memories.

having said that, i probably wouldn't wear this shirt as i'm no longer a child.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Devo would be proud!

...wait, what?

(late to the party)

gideonfrost


quality posts: 33 Private Messages gideonfrost

Go Central time zone!

Crescy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Crescy

This is cute, though that orange could really use some acne cream

tennisplayer121


quality posts: 8 Private Messages tennisplayer121

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bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

For some reason I want Wile E. Coyote to answer the door...

Congrats on the print, Nathan!

rascality


quality posts: 7 Private Messages rascality

I've doodled banana-guys like this before. They're funny because of their awkward stance and the undeniable phallic symbolism.

ictoae


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ictoae

I so have to order one for my son. He knows two knock knock jokes... this one and "boo" "boo who?" "don't cry it's only me"

tennisplayer121


quality posts: 8 Private Messages tennisplayer121

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Darquis


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Darquis

Where's the punch in the face? I mean, whenever I hear this joke there's a punch in the face. Example

Knock Knock
Who's there
Banana
If you tell that goddamn banana joke again I am going to punch you in the face

See?

Jae87


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Jae87

Knock knock!
Who's There?
Banana.
"Banana" who?
Dude, how many people named "Banana" do you know??
Three, actually.

--Jae
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MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

That orange is going to ruin the whole thing. He's too bright and rotund to be out in plain sight without being noticed.

Robtangle


quality posts: 20 Private Messages Robtangle

I can't stand it when fruit keep knocking at my door, telling me to Witness the eternal benefits of vitamins and minerals. Now if it were bacon knocking at my door...

TheUtero


quality posts: 0 Private Messages TheUtero
corran24 wrote:i love it! "orange you glad i didn't say banana?" lol, great childhood memories.

having said that, i probably wouldn't wear this shirt as i'm no longer a child.



Haha, I am no longer a child either, but I am still going to buy this and wear it proudly. Never let go of your inner-child!

Ohai


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Ohai

They better hope that's not the door of a vegetarian with an anger problem.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

This was my favorite joke as a child. If a kid wanted me to tell a knock knock joke now, this would be my go-to joke.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

I hope these guys knock on my door. Afterwards, I'll be enjoying fruit smoothies for weeks.

oddlyjen


quality posts: 25 Private Messages oddlyjen

This is the only knock-knock joke that my five year old knows - because it's the only one that I know!

(Soooo tempted. I think my husband would kill me though, he hates hearing it overandoverandover.)

amykwyjibo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages amykwyjibo

In for 1! :-D This is the first Woot shirt that has made me laugh out loud when I saw it in a while. Awesome!

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
ThatPoshGirl wrote:Ha ha! I love the design, but I think it would look better on a different color.



It was on i -think- seafoam when I first saw it up for votes at threadless. It looked real nice that way. But woot won't increase their colors, so...

Darquis wrote:Where's the punch in the face? I mean, whenever I hear this joke there's a punch in the face. Example

Knock Knock
Who's there
Banana
If you tell that goddamn banana joke again I am going to punch you in the face

See?



It's probably behind the door.

Congrats Nathan. I've always found your illo of this joke to be charming.

mduricko


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mduricko

That middle banana makes me feel... uncomfortable.

Oldyeller89


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Oldyeller89

I don't get it.

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anamatics


quality posts: 0 Private Messages anamatics

This shirt is quite clever.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

Hmmm...smoothies.

>:D

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ninthWHEEL


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ninthWHEEL

Nice to see this printed, Nathan. Congrats!

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301
jel2301 wrote:This was my favorite joke as a child. If a kid wanted me to tell a knock knock joke now, this would be my go-to joke.




Actually, I may now use this one. Very amusing.

Woot! wrote:We call this color: Knock Knock. Who’s There? Royal Blue. Royal Blue Who? Aw, Don’t Cry, Your Majesty.

imsochady


quality posts: 24 Private Messages imsochady

Those bananas need to put some pants on!

timbrewolf717


quality posts: 0 Private Messages timbrewolf717

One of my favorite woot shirts so far.

Of course, I enjoy corny humor.

lmccurdy


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lmccurdy
TheUtero wrote:Haha, I am no longer a child either, but I am still going to buy this and wear it proudly. Never let go of your inner-child!



Brings back great childhood memories...and "I don't wanna grow up...I'm a Toys-R-Us kid"
I'll wear the dang shirt!

JeffQ


quality posts: 6 Private Messages JeffQ

Can't resist meta-humor that even a 6-year-old can figure out! But navy blue in summer? I'm gonna roast for the sake of funny.

In for one. (Would get more for my 'netless friends & family if it weren't so close to month's end.)

ginawoot


quality posts: 17 Private Messages ginawoot
oddlyjen wrote:This is the only knock-knock joke that my five year old knows - because it's the only one that I know!



Maybe you can use this one (from the movie Half-Nelson):

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow.

Interrupti -

** MOO-OO-OO! **

Seems like it would please a five year old, anyway.