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Spicy Meal

Speed to First Woot:
0m 24.000s
First Sucker:
mojoraider
Last Wooter to Woot:
splink23
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 45% of Shirt Woots
Top 14% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
999

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

As an Italian, I want a piece of dis!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Sure okay.

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

Why yes, yes I do want a piece of you. You delicious looking Pizza Chef you.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

"No, I want the *whole thing*!"

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

Yes, yes I do. As long as it's not the piece with the mushroom. Gross.

Yell0w


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Yell0w

are those pepperoni's?

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hopelesslyodd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hopelesslyodd

what about the vegetarians?!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Finally we meet the original famous Ray.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I really hope his eyebrows are onions and not toenail clippings.

lonelypond


quality posts: 435 Private Messages lonelypond

Food that'll knock down your door...

bluejester


quality posts: 567 Private Messages bluejester

Man, that pizza is so ready for a fight its crust must be really thin.

Oh yeah! I gotta million of 'em!

UltimateJerm


quality posts: 1 Private Messages UltimateJerm

I am a little confused as to why the PIZZA would be the CHEF.... O_o

theclaytonator


quality posts: 2 Private Messages theclaytonator

Had to be on an Olive tee.

One word: STAHNKE.

bluejester


quality posts: 567 Private Messages bluejester

Actually, just looking at this meany takes me back to the days of Burger Time...

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

That looks like cheddar cheese on the pizza, not mozzarella. :P

Seriously, congrats MJ!

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

first glance I thought it was an alarm clock.

ekrga


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ekrga
bluejester wrote:Man, that pizza is so ready for a fight its crust must be really thin.

Oh yeah! I gotta million of 'em!



hahahahahahahahaha! Thank you!

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
hopelesslyodd wrote:what about the vegetarians?!



why would they want this delicious pizza when they can eat some limp tofu and grainy seitan?

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301
skatimmy737 wrote:I really hope his eyebrows are onions and not toenail clippings.



Those would be some really large toes. Or else some really small other toppings.

ismaelian


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ismaelian

Why does this arouse me?

Yell0w


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Yell0w

pizza chef anyone?

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CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

Very funny and delicious shirt. Unfortunately the background color induces nausea, like day old pizza left out that still looked good.

threeam


quality posts: 2 Private Messages threeam

If I don't get it in thirty-minutes is my order free?

terminatorgir


quality posts: 9 Private Messages terminatorgir

I hate to be a downer but this shirt is a bit disappointing. I didn't even crack a smile. Maybe next time shirt.woot

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

At first glance I thought it was an owl.

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samp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages samp

Hate to be a Negative Nancy, but seriously? Looks like a Wal-Mart shirt.

Entity17


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Entity17

Do these 30 minute (or so) specials more often!!

benjw1


quality posts: 6 Private Messages benjw1

This shirt's awesome no matter which way you slice it.

cheesemasterl


quality posts: 2 Private Messages cheesemasterl

Oh good. Right before bed I see this. Can't wait to have nightmares about a demonic pizza with a hat beating me up.


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AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
cheesemasterl wrote:Oh good. Right before bed I see this. Can't wait to have nightmares about a demonic pizza with a hat beating me up.



as the cheese master, you really don't have much to worry about.

Oldyeller89


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Oldyeller89

He's missing some of the necessary toppings

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PixelPants


quality posts: 68 Private Messages PixelPants

Looks like one ingredient per slice. That pizza's not the giving kind.

peppersagooddog


quality posts: 0 Private Messages peppersagooddog

its been a long time since i burst out ACTUALLY laughing at a shirt. the epic GF kills again. u r still teh awesome bro. high five!

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
Oldyeller89 wrote:He's missing some of the necessary toppings



It seems to have all the proper toppings to me!

Forzan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Forzan

It looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy wearing a cheesy facial mask, with pepperoni instead of cucumbers.

This must be how he stays non-stick.

cturnr


quality posts: 8 Private Messages cturnr

why, yes, i think i do

tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

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In for one! Great job MJ.

bdsisme


quality posts: 13 Private Messages bdsisme

For those of us in New York, we'd rather have the shirt say "slice" instead of "piece"!

moofox6


quality posts: 1 Private Messages moofox6

Can't help but read the quote in Mario's voice. I wonder if his evil, and thoroughly well disguised alter ego Wario crafted this pie!