Shirt.Woot

As an Italian, I want a piece of dis!

Sure okay.

Why yes, yes I do want a piece of you. You delicious looking Pizza Chef you.

"No, I want the *whole thing*!"

Yes, yes I do. As long as it's not the piece with the mushroom. Gross.

are those pepperoni's?

what about the vegetarians?!

Finally we meet the original famous Ray.

I really hope his eyebrows are onions and not toenail clippings.

Food that'll knock down your door...

Man, that pizza is so ready for a fight its crust must be really thin.

Oh yeah! I gotta million of 'em!

I am a little confused as to why the PIZZA would be the CHEF.... O_o

Had to be on an Olive tee.

Actually, just looking at this meany takes me back to the days of Burger Time...

That looks like cheddar cheese on the pizza, not mozzarella. :P

Seriously, congrats MJ!

first glance I thought it was an alarm clock.

bluejester wrote:Man, that pizza is so ready for a fight its crust must be really thin.

Oh yeah! I gotta million of 'em!

hahahahahahahahaha! Thank you!

hopelesslyodd wrote:what about the vegetarians?!

why would they want this delicious pizza when they can eat some limp tofu and grainy seitan?

skatimmy737 wrote:I really hope his eyebrows are onions and not toenail clippings.

Those would be some really large toes. Or else some really small other toppings.

Why does this arouse me?

pizza chef anyone?

Very funny and delicious shirt. Unfortunately the background color induces nausea, like day old pizza left out that still looked good.

If I don't get it in thirty-minutes is my order free?

I hate to be a downer but this shirt is a bit disappointing. I didn't even crack a smile. Maybe next time shirt.woot

At first glance I thought it was an owl.

Hate to be a Negative Nancy, but seriously? Looks like a Wal-Mart shirt.

Do these 30 minute (or so) specials more often!!

This shirt's awesome no matter which way you slice it.

Oh good. Right before bed I see this. Can't wait to have nightmares about a demonic pizza with a hat beating me up.

cheesemasterl wrote:Oh good. Right before bed I see this. Can't wait to have nightmares about a demonic pizza with a hat beating me up.

as the cheese master, you really don't have much to worry about.

He's missing some of the necessary toppings

Looks like one ingredient per slice. That pizza's not the giving kind.

its been a long time since i burst out ACTUALLY laughing at a shirt. the epic GF kills again. u r still teh awesome bro. high five!

Oldyeller89 wrote:He's missing some of the necessary toppings

It seems to have all the proper toppings to me!

It looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy wearing a cheesy facial mask, with pepperoni instead of cucumbers.

This must be how he stays non-stick.

why, yes, i think i do

For those of us in New York, we'd rather have the shirt say "slice" instead of "piece"!

Can't help but read the quote in Mario's voice. I wonder if his evil, and thoroughly well disguised alter ego Wario crafted this pie!