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Bad Directions

Speed to First Woot:
0m 45.000s
First Sucker:
sammxch
Last Wooter to Woot:
mayree16
Last Purchase:
3 years ago

Purchaser Experience

  • 8% first woot
  • 8% second woot
  • 34% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 23% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
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Quality Posts



skatimmy737


quality posts: 190 Private Messages skatimmy737

Damn you, Google Maps!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

This evidence can't be good for Google in their lawsuit over street view...

Jestik


quality posts: 50 Private Messages Jestik



I'm not really sure about the chaos in the streets, but this could be the Zombie Apocalypse we were all waiting on.


ThatPoshGirl


quality posts: 31 Private Messages ThatPoshGirl

Wow, something I voted for actually made it? Awesome. WTG Nathan.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 190 Private Messages skatimmy737

Color of the tee is "asphalt". Coincidence?

pm1


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pm1

maybe this is why people still use mapquest?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Why must there always be consequences for my navigation searches?!?

Icemank91


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Icemank91

This reminds me of sitting in the backseat watching my Mum and Pop furiously stab at locations on a map while hurtling down a road. They never could agree on exactly where we were.

Also, this is what smartpost likes to do with shipping.

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

You should have had a zoom in on address 345 Main Street, but show it's on another block all together... since Google does that all the time when you zoom in on a point on the map.

ThatPoshGirl


quality posts: 31 Private Messages ThatPoshGirl
pm1 wrote:maybe this is why people still use mapquest?



Which people?

PixelPants


quality posts: 63 Private Messages PixelPants

It's raining Table Tennis bats.

kzanu


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kzanu

I'm going to be using Google Maps alot more now ;)

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

Damn, this was a tighter vote than I expected.

Only eleven more votes would've printed "NightLife".

Ah well. Congrats on the print!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 190 Private Messages skatimmy737

Hey! I can see my saved maps from here!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
pm1 wrote:maybe this is why people still use mapquest?



"Google Maps is the best!"
"True that!"
"Double true!"

-Lazy Sunday

wootfast


quality posts: 3 Private Messages wootfast

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Just when Google Maps made the premise to all those 'lost in the wilderness except I still have a cell phone' horror movies obsolete; they went and stole the idea for themselves! Talk about getting kicked while your down.

bsmith1


quality posts: 73 Private Messages bsmith1

But...the GPS IS awesome on my android phone... This shirt vexes me. I am terribly vexed.

animuson


quality posts: 11 Private Messages animuson

Yes, I would consider multiple starting points and a different number of starting points than ending points to be very, very bad directions. Besides, the neighborhood is small enough to just walk wherever you need to go anyways.

ilovewasabi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ilovewasabi

what's that cursor doing hanging in the middle of nowhere? it should be doing some major destruction too!

ThatPoshGirl


quality posts: 31 Private Messages ThatPoshGirl
wootfast wrote:Just when Google Maps made the premise to all those 'lost in the wilderness except I still have a cell phone' horror movies obsolete; they went and stole the idea for themselves! Talk about getting kicked while your down.



When I got my iPhone I thought I could retire my handheld GPS. Then I went for a drive in the desert and realized my GPS app didn't work when I lost cell service. Oops. I suppose there must be an app that works regardless of cell service, but I don't know which one.

birdielicious


quality posts: 1 Private Messages birdielicious

Looks like several poor silhouette people's lives took a tragic turn in the wrong direction. ;)

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

And I still manage to get lost >:O!

achickta


quality posts: 4 Private Messages achickta

So if I look up directions from my house I'll be squished right?

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation

LOL the zoom bar can makes mah boobies biggar?

Congrats Nathan!

PyroHero


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PyroHero

I like it.

But to be honest i had a couple of Google employee's in my drive through earlier today and i liked theirs more. Some thing about those (aliens that like the same gendered aliens) pride alien shirts just got me.

Leminear


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Leminear

When good directions go bad, run!

BootsBoots


quality posts: 35 Private Messages BootsBoots

Ahhhh... I like this one. Good show!


nathanwpyle


quality posts: 36 Private Messages nathanwpyle

Wow! Thanks, all! I'm so stoked to place in a Derby for the first time.

Another awesome write-up by WOOT too. So cool.

kettletoast


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kettletoast

Shouldn't have hit "avoid tolls"....

nathanwpyle wrote:Wow! Thanks, all! I'm so stoked to place in a Derby for the first time.

Another awesome write-up by WOOT too. So cool.



This was only your first placing? I just cracked myself up multiple times over looking over all your designs in your blog! SO AWESOME!! Congrats on printing, and I look forward to seeing many more of your designs make it!!!

CaptainWes


quality posts: 100 Private Messages CaptainWes

What an appropriate color. I imagine this shirt goes well with Yakety Sax.

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

Turn right off cliff. Keep right. For. 100. Miles.

ThatPoshGirl


quality posts: 31 Private Messages ThatPoshGirl
nathanwpyle wrote:Wow! Thanks, all! I'm so stoked to place in a Derby for the first time.

Another awesome write-up by WOOT too. So cool.



It's too bad your eye size to cuteness graph isn't available for the current derby.

mjc613


quality posts: 45 Private Messages mjc613
achickta wrote:So if I look up directions from my house I'll be squished right?



Could happen. I recommend protective clothing.

khearn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages khearn

In for one. I can't wait to wear it at work. You see, I work at Google.

Keith

linksdeity


quality posts: 22 Private Messages linksdeity

And, in an amazing twist of events, the Google Street View car is lost.




mjc613


quality posts: 45 Private Messages mjc613
bassanimation wrote:LOL the zoom bar can makes mah boobies biggar?

Congrats Nathan!



Perhaps. A consultation with a foundation/lingerie expert is advised to accommodate this possibility.

mjc613


quality posts: 45 Private Messages mjc613
bsmith1 wrote:But...the GPS IS awesome on my android phone... This shirt vexes me. I am terribly vexed.



Chamomile tea is good for this.

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 36 Private Messages nathanwpyle
khearn wrote:In for one. I can't wait to wear it at work. You see, I work at Google.

Keith



Haha YESS.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Congratulations! I thought this one was a super fun design.