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Chicken Fight

Speed to First Woot:
1m 13.000s
First Sucker:
mitchlax14
Last Wooter to Woot:
dawgseatttle
Last Purchase:
26 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 47% of Shirt Woots
Top 30% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1379

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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Quality Posts



rom


quality posts: 53 Private Messages rom

nice one! haha!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 193 Private Messages skatimmy737

I'm expecting an ad for Bud Light Lime somewhere.

Robtangle


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Robtangle

This must be what a Double Down looks like before the Colonel gets a hold of 'em.

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation

Is that little guy on the bottom left a Ballchinian?

justinalong


quality posts: 0 Private Messages justinalong

clever

JadenKale


quality posts: 163 Private Messages JadenKale

Do the losers become boiled in said water?


Not that I find boiled chicken to be tasty at all.

citriclampshade


quality posts: 0 Private Messages citriclampshade

I feel bad for the ones on the bottom... Always getting their feathers pulled.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 193 Private Messages skatimmy737

On shore, Gonzo sits and observes in silence pausing only to mutter to himself, "Yes...good...".

Icemank91


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Icemank91

It's not about 'winging' or losing. It's about the love of the game.

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

there is obviously something i'm missing, just like when i go to KFC and they forget a part of my order

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

"Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x-7v3PJ6Eg

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

*Now* I understand why roosterfighting is illegal. The risk of drowning is too great.

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

Someone forgot to heat up the oil before putting in the chickens.

lonelypond


quality posts: 248 Private Messages lonelypond

I think they need swim trunks.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 193 Private Messages skatimmy737

Do female chickens have that red crest too? I thought it was only roosters.

cclizacf


quality posts: 6 Private Messages cclizacf

I get that people may feel bad for the bottom ones, but I almost think they may be more comfortable than the top. They aren't having their legs pulled while trying to balance and fight...not to mention the feathers going..ahem..up the hoo-haa.

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

Hey, that's not right- chickens, when water fighting, hold each other behind the secondary flight feathers!

Or not. Heck, it's just a shirt.

We could have had some feathers flying- that would have made a nice touch. But interesting concept!

Oldyeller89


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Oldyeller89

I'm confused. Chickens don't have bright red wattles or combs like that, but roosters also have brightly colored tail feathers. I'm calling this shirt out for being anatomically incorrect.

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mjc613


quality posts: 45 Private Messages mjc613

When I saw the thumbnail on the Woot.com page, I thought the chickens were playing patty-cake, not fighting. Our neighbor has a cat that plays it, so why not chickens? Just not sure that the cat and chicken will play nicely together.

CaptainWes


quality posts: 100 Private Messages CaptainWes

I'm pretty sure roosterfighting is illegal in the state Woot is in. This shirt is too funny. Too bad it reminds me of my first car, and not fond memories either.

missmissa07


quality posts: 12 Private Messages missmissa07

I feel like there is a good "why did the chicken cross the road" joke here, but I just cannot think of anything.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Holy cow, look at the chicken on the bottom left! There's no way the others are taking THAT one down.

slyphox


quality posts: 6 Private Messages slyphox

No horseplay in the kitty pool.

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
— Jeremy Clarkson

terminatorgir


quality posts: 9 Private Messages terminatorgir

extremely clever. i would however have liked to see a more realistic struggle rather than barely touching the tips of the feathers. i can't complain tho, there's no way i could design it

aoviss


quality posts: 20 Private Messages aoviss

I see this and think "C___FIGHT"

No, not "cat".

Cant wear this shirt in 2010 or beyond. Maybe 1985 and beyond.

Drakxxx


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Drakxxx



It's a real film from 1974. Place your bets!


tortamus


quality posts: 7 Private Messages tortamus

MARCO

*waits patiently*

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ
tortamus wrote:MARCO

*waits patiently*



i get it!! pollo!

cturnr


quality posts: 8 Private Messages cturnr

i think c0ck fighting is illegal.

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek

OK, now I get it. New one on me!

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

PixelPants


quality posts: 64 Private Messages PixelPants

Always wondered how they settled on their pecking order.

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

Sorry, not for me. I don't watch "The View."

meechellebelle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages meechellebelle
Robtangle wrote:This must be what a Double Down looks like before the Colonel gets a hold of 'em.



Hahaha whoever you are, I now love you, because I work at Kfc and hate my job, but now everytime I see a double down, I'm gonna think of this shirt and smile :p

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea
cturnr wrote:i think c0ck fighting is illegal.



Sword fighting, on the other hand, is just unsanitary.

CardinalGoldstein


quality posts: 0 Private Messages CardinalGoldstein

Never enjoyed that game...

RaveDroid


quality posts: 15 Private Messages RaveDroid
KaylaJ wrote:i get it!! pollo!



haha! NICELY DONE, even I got your punny 'pollo' response when Woot clearly failed to do so.

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hagirl


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hagirl
skatimmy737 wrote:Do female chickens have that red crest too? I thought it was only roosters.



This is a pic of one of my hens:

CaptainTr1pps


quality posts: 15 Private Messages CaptainTr1pps
tortamus wrote:MARCO

*waits patiently*



Con Pollo

RandomLynx


quality posts: 5 Private Messages RandomLynx

*lol*
This past weekend went out the lake with some friends and some were doing this.

Unfortunately not a fan of the pale blue shirt color :/