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The lemons and oranges are so mean to those blueberries.

I believe it's the smallest occurring cuteness in it's complete form!

This would be 10x better in 3D.

Whoever doesn't like this shirt is way too negative.

I'm feeling really positive about this shirt printing, but I have negative space left in my shirt drawer. I guess that leaves me in neutral territory when it comes to deciding whether or not to buy it...

That was seriously funny woot.

For those that don't recall high school science:

The electrons going around the outside are sad, because they have a *negative* charge.

The neutrons in the center are apathetic, because they have a *neutral* charge.

And the protons in the center are happy, because they are awesome.

this shirt reminds me of 7th grade...

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I'm buying this shirt!

I would buy this shirt, but I'm trying to reduce my carbon footprint.

Okay, nah, I'm totally getting this shirt.

It's an everlasting gobstopper. No life (well, on earth, at least) without carbon.

Are the orange balls negative or just sullen and bored?

I love how the electrons are sad and the protons are happy, which holds to their usual personalities. Amazing!

So if you buy enough of these shirts, could you pack them tightly together to form a diamond?

YES!

I was so hoping this would place. Congratulations, ramyb!

It's organic! :D

This is awesome. I work in a coal lab so I'm used to seeing carbon in a slightly darker form, but this is just too good. In for one.

chrisprender wrote:So if you buy enough of these shirts, could you pack them tightly together to form a diamond?

Of course, if you pack them wrong, you'll just get graphite instead.

I have a pet lab rat named Carbon, and since rats are intelligent creatures, I'm sure he will see the humor in this shirt. He will if he knows what's good for him!

skatimmy737 wrote:I believe it's the smallest occurring cuteness in it's complete form!

actually... its not not complete... it needs another atom.

So it's prolly carbon... unless it's an ion? cation?

Oh well I'm getting one.

Y'know what makes this shirt for me? The fact that the electrons all have different sad facial expressions. They're all negative, but their uniquely negative in their own way.

Just wait until it loses one of those electrons. Things would just get Boron.

slyphox wrote:Just wait until it loses one of those electrons. Things would just get Boron.

I do believe you mean proton.

Cute, a little bit nerdy, and not a bunny. Pretty cool.

why is the complete octet upset? they are stable the most stable, unless they are sad because they are lonely, and cannot bind with anything.

the88thcrazy wrote:why is the complete octet upset? they are stable the most stable, unless they are sad because they are lonely, and cannot bind with anything.

That's actually not a complete octet. It would need four more or four fewer electrons for a complete octet.

chrisprender wrote:For those that don't recall high school science:

The electrons going around the outside are sad, because they have a *negative* charge.

The neutrons in the center are apathetic, because they have a *neutral* charge.

And the protons in the center are happy, because they are awesome.

A carbon atom contains 6 protons, 6 neutrons, and 6 electrons, 2 in the first energy level (the sad ones...) and 4 in the second. ;)

I would totally spring for this but I have too many blue Woot shirts already

Here's hoping Skyline or Eat More Meat come in 3rd

Call me a fool, but what is the joke about bi people?

I swear. Every shirt I've seen on this site makes me want to buy it for one of my friends.

skatimmy737 wrote:Are the orange balls negative or just sullen and bored?

Neutral neutrons!

Wow, Ramby what a tough crowd.

"We did a Kawaiiiii derby and Ramby only placed SECOND? That’s like the Devil losing a tanning contest because it was too hot! Shame on you, Ramyb. You’re losing your touch."

And that from the Woot staff. I guess when it comes to Kawai, great cuteness is expected from you.

Are these oranges repelling water or something?? (I never was good at science...)

Maxnwil wrote:Call me a fool, but what is the joke about bi people?

Bicarbonate.

swarmer wrote:Bicarbonate.

I'm a biology major and chem minor. I assumed it was talking about "bio" people that didn't know anything about Chemistry.

Meh. Whatever, love the shirt.

rawfish wrote:A carbon atom contains 6 protons, 6 neutrons, and 6 electrons, 2 in the first energy level (the sad ones...) and 4 in the second. ;)

Absolutely right. But the 4 in the outer shell are "angry", they're looking to tangle with anyone that gets close.

chrisprender wrote:And the protons in the center are happy, because they are awesome.

Bought this shirt just because of that sentence.

Hell Yes.

skatimmy737 wrote:I believe it's the smallest occurring cuteness in it's complete form!

Quantum ducks have it beat. Not to mention those giraffes hiding in kitchen ovens--not that sober physicists would ever find such a thing!

hailren wrote:I'm a biology major and chem minor. I assumed it was talking about "bio" people that didn't know anything about Chemistry.

Meh. Whatever, love the shirt.

That works too! The world may never know.