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#1 Fan

Speed to First Woot:
1m 38.000s
First Sucker:
ngregoire
Last Wooter to Woot:
lachicacomica
Last Purchase:
3 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 44% of Shirt Woots
Top 14% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1045

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Somewhere, a muted trombone is playing "Wah wah waaaaaaah".

Oldyeller89


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Oldyeller89

This is so bad it hurts.

Bunnies Ogling Carrots#39;s:
4/1/10: 2.5 lbs---2/25/10: 5.6 lbs
12/25/09: 22.4 lbs---10/28/09: 5.4 lbs
9/25/09: 8.2 lbs---4/1/09: 3.2 lbs
9/22/10: 18.4 lbs---12/1/10: 2.1 lbs

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

not warable, just looks silly.IMHO

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

I'd rather have the Christopher Walken in cowboy boots shirt.. Especially if he's dancing!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

It looks like a daisy!

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

The person who wears this is yesterday tee wearer's #1 fan

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

It would not be a stretch to say this shirt blows.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

That fan really really reminds me of a flower.

Kelsium


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Kelsium

Why is the #1 fan an old metal version when it could be a fancy plastic one that oscillates!

Oldyeller89


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Oldyeller89

This shirt did not blow me away.

Bunnies Ogling Carrots#39;s:
4/1/10: 2.5 lbs---2/25/10: 5.6 lbs
12/25/09: 22.4 lbs---10/28/09: 5.4 lbs
9/25/09: 8.2 lbs---4/1/09: 3.2 lbs
9/22/10: 18.4 lbs---12/1/10: 2.1 lbs

bugkat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bugkat

What have you done to me woot??? You have some how convinced me to stay up night after night to saw what insanity you will come up with is more important than sleep!!!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

A marvelous use of the Microsoft Word clip art library.

DrBaron


quality posts: 17 Private Messages DrBaron

ok....lets say you take that #1 foam finger off. what is that under it? Some kinda wierd protruding handle for the fan?

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

I'm . . . not a fan.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

Can tomorrow not be a parody or visual pun? I'd like to see something new and fresh. :D

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

SuperNinja


quality posts: 18 Private Messages SuperNinja

llandar


quality posts: 32 Private Messages llandar
Kelsium wrote:Why is the #1 fan an old metal version when it could be a fancy plastic one that oscillates!



Or one of those fancy $400 Dyson desk fans that's not a fan!

coltsfan182006


quality posts: 24 Private Messages coltsfan182006

#1 stands for "The First" because that is an old model Fan.

indihar


quality posts: 7 Private Messages indihar
A woman chastising chess enthusiasts in a lobby because she hates chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!



Please..PLEASE...PLEASE...tell me if I put in my request to woot now for this one, they will print it in time for Christmas!

diveinvolved


quality posts: 0 Private Messages diveinvolved

I like the Asphalt color. That is all.

jahranimo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jahranimo

This shirt sucks...and blows.

acdawg


quality posts: 28 Private Messages acdawg

This shirt blows...

jrs1980


quality posts: 31 Private Messages jrs1980

The A/C was out at work, so I was just pondering today if I could become a fan of "fans" on Facebook. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, SHIRT.WOOT.

Pardon me, would you have any bags of crap?

llandar


quality posts: 32 Private Messages llandar
acdawg wrote:This shirt blows...



You guys knock the pun shirt, and yet...

acdawg


quality posts: 28 Private Messages acdawg

Make sure you don't stick your foam finger in the fan.

jasonAP


quality posts: 15 Private Messages jasonAP
CaptainWes wrote:It would not be a stretch to say this shirt blows.



I disagree. It's fan-tastic.

http://instantrimshot.com/

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
Draug wrote:Can tomorrow not be a parody or visual pun? I'd like to see something new and fresh. :D



this might be the wrong part of the shirt world to be looking for that.

When even woot is mocking people's choices to buy certain shirts in their writeups, maybe there needs to be fresh blood.

Kelsium


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Kelsium
DrBaron wrote:ok....lets say you take that #1 foam finger off. what is that under it? Some kinda wierd protruding handle for the fan?



the electrical cord and plug...maybe? Or a tail.

Enedlhach


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Enedlhach

For those of you who don't get it:

Often times when people enjoy or root for a certain team or person, the use the word "fan" to describe them selves. Often times someone who is a quite fanatical fan of something will claim to the be the number 1 fan. This shirt is a simple play on words in which an actual fan, that would be used for blowing air onto you, is masquerading as a live object that is the number one "fan" of something. It's funny because a fan is a fan.

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acdawg


quality posts: 28 Private Messages acdawg
Enedlhach wrote:For those of you who don't get it:

Often times when people enjoy or root for a certain team or person, the use the word "fan" to describe them selves. Often times someone who is a quite fanatical fan of something will claim to the be the number 1 fan. This shirt is a simple play on words in which an actual fan, that would be used for blowing air onto you, is masquerading as a live object that is the number one "fan" of something. It's funny because a fan is a fan.



Wow, I'm pretty sure everyone got it. If not, there's something seriously wrong...

But thanks for the in-depth explanation.

Enedlhach


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Enedlhach
acdawg wrote:Wow, I'm pretty sure everyone got it. If not, there's something seriously wrong...

But thanks for the in-depth explanation.



I have a rather satire dry sense of humor.

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gyro8891


quality posts: 2 Private Messages gyro8891

I have a friend who really likes Lady Gaga. I'd get this for him, but I have better things to do with my money than enable bad habits.

benjw1


quality posts: 6 Private Messages benjw1

After one look at this shirt, I realized I left all of my unrehearsed oratory notes at home.

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

Why doesn't this fan have a protective cover? If you're not careful, you could lose a finger or two. Then you'd just be a fingerless fan.

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek
Enedlhach wrote:For those of you who don't get it:



Anybody who doesn't "get it" is just an airhead.

(Airhead, get it? You see, the fan blows air, and it has a little head drawn on it, so it's an airhead.)

So why is it that we can't have 4th and 5th place derby winners? No disrespect meant, but the artwork coming from the derbies has been a lot more interesting than the dailies lately.

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus
Are you easily amused?



Yes...how did you know? :O

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

mygazebo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mygazebo
eco2geek wrote:So why is it that we can't have 4th and 5th place derby winners? No disrespect meant, but the artwork coming from the derbies has been a lot more interesting than the dailies lately.



What he said. ^

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

I don't get the manatee-zeppelin thing?

explanations?

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

kevinholtwoot


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kevinholtwoot

I tried so hard not to smile at this, and my effort to keep my mouth from budging made me actually laugh harder than I would have normally. I punched myself accordingly

CaptainWes wrote:It would not be a stretch to say this shirt blows.