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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Quality Posts



skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

There go all the butterflies on the other side of the earth...

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

The truth behind the Bermuda Triangle.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

I was fairly certain that was a paper airplane in the back to the right. Upon further review, it seems to be a sailboat, which makes a lot more sense.

Stargaziey


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Stargaziey

Am I supposed to be delighted by the innocence of childhood or appalled by the horrific loss of life caused by their frolicking? I'm so confused! D:>

unpcnook


quality posts: 8 Private Messages unpcnook

So does this mean the Titanic sank due to a large Eskimo child?

-UnPC

Kelsium


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Kelsium

I am not sensing the "large-ness" of the kids. Just seems to be small toy ships and planes.
Maybe if Godzilla was added..he would help the perspective.

scudmuffin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages scudmuffin

Is that the plane from Lost?

Simmp5


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Simmp5

so sad, but so true.

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

4th place in Derby #160: The End of the World, with 810 votes: When Happy Asian Children
Attack!

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

Look out Japan!

lonelypond


quality posts: 451 Private Messages lonelypond

May the Merry Yellow Rain Slickers of Doom never stomp through your airspace (or territorial waters).



equazcion


quality posts: 65 Private Messages equazcion

That's much too sweet. I hate that, sweet things. It make it harder to maintain my comfortable lofty cynicism.

Have you been eating that sandwich again?

Oldknave


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Oldknave

I blame their parents.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Luckily, there isn't enough oxygen that high up and they'll probably suffocate within the hour. No need for nukes, people. Nothing to see here.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Is that the Lusitania? How about the Andrea Doria?

Kelsium


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Kelsium
skatimmy737 wrote:Luckily, there isn't enough oxygen that high up and they'll probably suffocate within the hour. No need for nukes, people. Nothing to see here.



I was thinking the same thing. Science will take care of everything.

GravityJMB


quality posts: 5 Private Messages GravityJMB

Oh, no... GOZIRRA!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737
Kelsium wrote:I was thinking the same thing. Science will take care of everything.



Sadly, the resulting tidal wave will take out the rest of us.

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

My goal is to find that special someone who doesn't see a 'gentleman' as someone who lays their jacket down on a rain puddle for her to walk through. My goal is to find that lady friend who will eagerly hop in a rain puddle with me, without hesitation-- and enjoy it.

Some day.

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

Where can I buy tickets for THAT cruise? It looks otterific!

bo16


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bo16

Auh, the innocence of childhood

inod3


quality posts: 6 Private Messages inod3
CapSea wrote:4th place in Derby #160: The End of the World, with 810 votes: When Happy Asian Children
Attack!



After reading this post I understand why this shirt is here.

anonnymoose


quality posts: 0 Private Messages anonnymoose
Kelsium wrote:I was thinking the same thing. Science will take care of everything.



SCIENCE!!!

marknmo


quality posts: 3 Private Messages marknmo

I immediately thought of Katamari Damacy.

GenMischief


quality posts: 7 Private Messages GenMischief
GravityJMB wrote:Oh, no... GOZIRRA!




Actually, as I understand it. The name Godzilla, is an Americanism, as it its actually Gojira.

But since the western ear heard Godzilla, and the japanese are not fools. The mistake was accepted as a case of "the customer is always right" and proceeded to define the genre.

Also, George Takai (Mr. Sulu) was one of the voice over cast. Which I find distrubing since his role in The Green Beret with John Wayne called for such a HORRID accent.

The only logical conclusion? This shirt needs more Gojira Juice.... or cowbell.

GenMischief


quality posts: 7 Private Messages GenMischief
anonnymoose wrote:SCIENCE!!!





+10 Magic Armor to Science!

xntric


quality posts: 0 Private Messages xntric
Stargaziey wrote:Am I supposed to be delighted by the innocence of childhood or appalled by the horrific loss of life caused by their frolicking? I'm so confused! D:>


No, You are supposed to be appalled that that "Innocent" children grow up in this world to wreak havoc, fight wars, and murder neighbors. Maybe we're doing something wrong?

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
GenMischief wrote:Actually, as I understand it. The name Godzilla, is an Americanism, as it its actually Gojira.

But since the western ear heard Godzilla, and the japanese are not fools. The mistake was accepted as a case of "the customer is always right" and proceeded to define the genre.

Also, George Takai (Mr. Sulu) was one of the voice over cast. Which I find distrubing since his role in The Green Beret with John Wayne called for such a HORRID accent.

The only logical conclusion? This shirt needs more Gojira Juice.... or cowbell.



In other Japanese kaiju name fun, Gamera's name was actually supposed to be Kamera (kame = turtle in Japanese) but that spells the romanization of "camera", so they replaced the K with a G.

miren78


quality posts: 1 Private Messages miren78
Sephirage wrote:My goal is to find that special someone who doesn't see a 'gentleman' as someone who lays their jacket down on a rain puddle for her to walk through. My goal is to find that lady friend who will eagerly hop in a rain puddle with me, without hesitation-- and enjoy it.

Some day.



I always thought that was a waste of a perfectly good jacket. Besides, what good is a puddle if you can't use it to soak the poor unsuspecting friend walking next to you? Running away is good exercise.

kzarmane


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kzarmane

I sure hate misspelled words in my woot updates. Suffication. Terrible!

danielvutran


quality posts: 16 Private Messages danielvutran

Where the hell did they get their rain jackets?

yes it's me lol

BlackbeardBen


quality posts: 19 Private Messages BlackbeardBen

No Edmund Fitzgerald. Well, this isn't Gitchigumi then.

tmwilson87


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tmwilson87

A plane breaking in half?

[sarcasm]
"I don't like the 9/11 reference"
[/sarcasm]

Cool shirt though, I like the graphic at least

Supersugar


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Supersugar

Is THAT why Mom said don't jump in the puddles!? ... their tiny deaths will haunt me forever.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

Those brats sunk my battleship!

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

yavin424


quality posts: 1 Private Messages yavin424

I'm expecting lots of 'i don't like the Pearl Harbor reference' posts today...

valianteffort


quality posts: 29 Private Messages valianteffort

How are they walking, or should I say jumping, on water?

GenMischief


quality posts: 7 Private Messages GenMischief

Genmischief Suggests,
in the third person no less,
that perhaphs once shuold suspend ones disbeleif for a time.

After all, its just a tshirt and not the bar exam.

-Jim

djplague


quality posts: 0 Private Messages djplague
yavin424 wrote:I'm expecting lots of 'i don't like the Pearl Harbor reference' posts today...



Personally, that's the very first thing that came to mind. I had to "walk myself off the ledge" by telling myself that the person who created this and the people promoting it didn't have that reference in mind at all. Let's hope that's the case...