Shirt.Woot

That's not very nice of them.

This shirt makes me want bacon.

Everybody knows Favre is just going to sink the boat anyway.

All I see is a big piece of bacon.

vikings!! rawwrr! (i know it's a pirate sound)

The octopus seems impressed!

Those legs must be a real drag.
Oh, also, which direction is the wind blowing, The sail says to the left, the flag says to the right...

Squid + Bacon? [shudder] this veggo says "no thanks"

They come from the land of the ice and snow where the midnight sun and the hot springs flow.

Ahh, the Hammer of the Gods.

When they reach land, I picture a lot of Benny-Hill style running around with those long legs.

In a science mood so debating whether evolutionary advantage or not (and pondering scale -- is this near the shore or undersea trench levels of leggings?)

Put one of those guys on a ladder: "Hey, I can see Valhalla from up here!"

what the ........... Fred Flintstone would turn in his grave.

Man I'd hate to walk a mile in their shoes...they're all wet.

It's not quite the flintmobile... Flintboat? Flintmoboat? Float?

Woot has excellent taste in music!!!

You'd think their basketball teams would do better than they have done, considering how tall they all are.

The author's name is the same as the place kicker for the Chicago Bears.

I feel so short just looking at his tee..

I just can't fathom how they avoid tripping.

Yes, the octopus is definitely surprised to have met its match.

amoliski wrote:Those legs must be a real drag.
Oh, also, which direction is the wind blowing, The sail says to the left, the flag says to the right...

i thought those were extra long fishing nets to catch the octopus, fish, and whales...

As an Odinist, I am offended.

My name is Leif, so today's commentary kind of freaked me out a bit. I was like whoa, they're on to me!

Is that the ocean or a kiddie pool?

I'm sorry, artist; maybe I just don't get it.

This shirt is just...stupid.

Just.plain.stupid.

the boot shape at the bottom of the oars give the vikings underwater traction in case of icy conditions.

hanqi wrote:The author's name is the same as the place kicker for the Chicago Bears.

But the Vikings and Bears are rivals... There is mystery afoot

I like how this looks. Any idea of it means though

BionicPickle wrote:I'm sorry, artist; maybe I just don't get it.

This shirt is just...stupid.

Just.plain.stupid.

I didn't think it'd take us this long. Congrats on the first "I don't get it this shirt is stupid" post of the thread.

Not every shirt is about "getting it". That doesn't mean you have to like this one, but that doesn't mean it's stupid simply because there's no reference to get.

I always thought longboat meant from bow to stern...guess I was wrong. Really liking the playful, quirky design, just having trouble absorbing the color scheme.

I'm mostly French and only 6', but my sons are both quite tall half-Danes, and most of their unnatural height seems to come from very long legs, so maybe there is something to today's design...their mom, my wife, is no taller than me, but...ooh her legs!!!

bluetuba wrote:Woot has excellent taste in music!!!

lol indeed. ensiferum is my favorite band of all time. amon amarth is great too. viking metal FTW!

I bet they'd never need Dramamine with those sea legs. Me, I get sea sick just looking at this shirt.

Robbie Gould is usually the kicker I end up with in my fantasy football league. With today's shirt, I'm inspired to see he is a man of many talents!

They lived in longhouses, sailed longships and were undefeated in the NBA for most of the middle ages. It all makes perfect sense now!

Rob Gould likes to go swimmin’ with bow-legged women.

It's funny, that's what I was thinking when I saw this shirt too. Oh, Col. Potter. "And swim between their legs..."

I'd like to think that this is Nordic Jesus and his 12 Apostles traversing the English Channel on their way to pillage and plunder Gaul.

*insert joke about French booty"

I don't think I'd want to be one of those long-legged vikings. Have you seen what a viperfish looks like? A fangtooth? Do you know what a hagfish is? I don't think I'd want my bare legs to be in those murky depths.