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I don't know what to believe any more!

Carnivore here. I endorse this shirt.

om nom nom

so tempting

BLARRGH!

it's the return of broccoli! I'm tired of all these scary shirts

That poor apple. It's understandable, though-- I'm sure he just saw his apple brethren get eaten!

had to get one
to prove that i was a carnivorous lunatic.

I'll eat more meat as long as they don't mind me putting a potato next to it.

Oh, let's be obvious: needs more bacon.

I lol'd at the "This shirt tells the world part."

This shirt sponsored by the Atkins Diet!

I prefer cauliflower.

I was going to buy one until woot told me not too.

"Don’t wear this shirt: In some pathetic attempt to be a cutesy vegetarian. You’re mixing your messages."

this shirt is adorable and motivational. i think i'll go eat more meat right now. mmm...bacon... <=b

I'm going to eat a banana tomorrow just to spite these fruit.

ramaham wrote:I'll eat more meat as long as they don't mind me putting a potato next to it.

Can it be deep-fried in lard?

More broccoli? I'm still having nightmares from the *last* time!

You don't win friends with sal-ad, you don't win friends with sal-ad!

Congrats on the print tjost! The simplicity of the design is really what pulls it off.

Woot, don't be hatin' on Arby's. They are otterific. :D

chrisprender wrote:This shirt sponsored by the Atkins Diet!

Or maybe People for the Ethical Treatment of Personified Fruits and Vegetables. You know-- PETPFV.

Congrats on your first place, tjost!
High votes = probable sellout

Hot diggity dawg. No seriously, bring me a hotdog. NOW.

Congrats Tjost, have to pass this up. My fat ass shows I eat meat. I am murdering a peach and a handful of cranberries right now though.

Is that an accent above one of the vowels in the word "meat"? If so, is it a Spanish accent or an Italian accent?

I'd be as pissed off as the banana if I had to recline in the background.

niiiice. I may have to buy this shirt.

I went to college in Fresno! XD

i think the woot staff member who wrote this description must be stalking me surreptitiously--i have crohn's disease, often wash things down with a two-liter bottle of mountain dew, and actually pay for a nice arby's lunch somewhat frequently. the little dig regarding that latter matter is to throw me off so i don't notice my woot shadow. (note: i'm clearly on to you! now you'd best watch your back... >=0)

This successful carnivore appreciates the meaty goodness of it all. Meatloaf, please?

skatimmy737 wrote:Is that an accent above one of the vowels in the word "meat"? If so, is it a Spanish accent or an Italian accent?

i noticed that as well--my guess is that we're supposed to pronounce "meat" here as "me-at," a la mike myers' scottish accent in so i married an axe murderer. but wait...does that make this shirt a depiction of the "fru-its of the devil"?!

Congrats sir! I had a feeling this one would take the TACO!

If I eat a twinkie does that count? I checked the ingredients and there aren't any fruits to be found. The only vegetable is corn and everyone hates corn for being such a sell out anyway.

Obviously the banana suffers from too much potassium; hyperkalemia.

KNOCK KNOCK, SON.

... Who's there?

ORANGE, G

... Orange who?

ORANGE YOU GLAD YOU DIDN'T EAT BANANA??

I believe that you're going to get a call from chik-fil-a soon, asking for their slogan back.

Life long vegetarian reporting that I totally bought this shirt.

Remember, I'm not vegetarian because I hate meat, I'm vegetarian because I hate plants :P

DeadFrog wrote:Congrats on the print tjost! The simplicity of the design is really what pulls it off.

Thanks DeadFrog, hoping for a print from one of your excellent pieces too

I'm on for one... who doesn't want to eat more meat?

Oldknave wrote:I believe that you're going to get a call from chik-fil-a soon, asking for their slogan back.

that slogan only pertains to chicken--ahem, "chikin"--so i think tjost is safe.

The orange looks like he needs a helmet with his name on it.