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quality posts: 14 Private Messages WootBot

Staff

Eat more meat

Speed to First Woot:
59m 19.000s
First Sucker:
kell356
Last Wooter to Woot:
Splugen
Last Purchase:
a day ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 26% of Shirt Woots
Top 39% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
7902

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
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Quality Posts



chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I don't know what to believe any more!

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Carnivore here. I endorse this shirt.

HaaGeN


quality posts: 0 Private Messages HaaGeN

om nom nom

so tempting

Jestik


quality posts: 50 Private Messages Jestik



BLARRGH!

it's the return of broccoli! I'm tired of all these scary shirts



rlorenz89


quality posts: 14 Private Messages rlorenz89

That poor apple. It's understandable, though-- I'm sure he just saw his apple brethren get eaten!

a75952


quality posts: 8 Private Messages a75952

had to get one
to prove that i was a carnivorous lunatic.

ramaham


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ramaham

I'll eat more meat as long as they don't mind me putting a potato next to it.

lonelypond


quality posts: 426 Private Messages lonelypond

Oh, let's be obvious: needs more bacon.

homestarrunner21


quality posts: 2 Private Messages homestarrunner21

I lol'd at the "This shirt tells the world part."

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

This shirt sponsored by the Atkins Diet!

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

I prefer cauliflower.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

DaviDTC


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DaviDTC

I was going to buy one until woot told me not too.

"Don’t wear this shirt: In some pathetic attempt to be a cutesy vegetarian. You’re mixing your messages."

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

this shirt is adorable and motivational. i think i'll go eat more meat right now. mmm...bacon... <=b

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

missmissa07


quality posts: 12 Private Messages missmissa07

I'm going to eat a banana tomorrow just to spite these fruit.

wootvan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages wootvan
ramaham wrote:I'll eat more meat as long as they don't mind me putting a potato next to it.



Can it be deep-fried in lard?

Darquis


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Darquis

More broccoli? I'm still having nightmares from the *last* time!

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

You don't win friends with sal-ad, you don't win friends with sal-ad!

DeadFrog


quality posts: 2 Private Messages DeadFrog

Congrats on the print tjost! The simplicity of the design is really what pulls it off.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

Woot, don't be hatin' on Arby's. They are otterific. :D

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
chrisprender wrote:This shirt sponsored by the Atkins Diet!



Or maybe People for the Ethical Treatment of Personified Fruits and Vegetables. You know-- PETPFV.

cmdixon2


quality posts: 21 Private Messages cmdixon2

Congrats on your first place, tjost!
High votes = probable sellout

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Hot diggity dawg. No seriously, bring me a hotdog. NOW.

studio1172


quality posts: 0 Private Messages studio1172

Congrats Tjost, have to pass this up. My fat ass shows I eat meat. I am murdering a peach and a handful of cranberries right now though.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Is that an accent above one of the vowels in the word "meat"? If so, is it a Spanish accent or an Italian accent?

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I'd be as pissed off as the banana if I had to recline in the background.

summerglow


quality posts: 0 Private Messages summerglow

niiiice. I may have to buy this shirt.

I went to college in Fresno! XD

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

i think the woot staff member who wrote this description must be stalking me surreptitiously--i have crohn's disease, often wash things down with a two-liter bottle of mountain dew, and actually pay for a nice arby's lunch somewhat frequently. the little dig regarding that latter matter is to throw me off so i don't notice my woot shadow. (note: i'm clearly on to you! now you'd best watch your back... >=0)

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

towerspace


quality posts: 12 Private Messages towerspace

This successful carnivore appreciates the meaty goodness of it all. Meatloaf, please?

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant
skatimmy737 wrote:Is that an accent above one of the vowels in the word "meat"? If so, is it a Spanish accent or an Italian accent?



i noticed that as well--my guess is that we're supposed to pronounce "meat" here as "me-at," a la mike myers' scottish accent in so i married an axe murderer. but wait...does that make this shirt a depiction of the "fru-its of the devil"?!

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

Drakxxx


quality posts: 16 Private Messages Drakxxx

Congrats sir! I had a feeling this one would take the TACO!


raebee


quality posts: 21 Private Messages raebee

If I eat a twinkie does that count? I checked the ingredients and there aren't any fruits to be found. The only vegetable is corn and everyone hates corn for being such a sell out anyway.


Where do you find a Roomba? At the Innba!

parrotworks


quality posts: 16 Private Messages parrotworks

Obviously the banana suffers from too much potassium; hyperkalemia.

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

KNOCK KNOCK, SON.

... Who's there?

ORANGE, G

... Orange who?

ORANGE YOU GLAD YOU DIDN'T EAT BANANA??

Oldknave


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Oldknave

I believe that you're going to get a call from chik-fil-a soon, asking for their slogan back.

flavaflav2007


quality posts: 1 Private Messages flavaflav2007

Life long vegetarian reporting that I totally bought this shirt.

Remember, I'm not vegetarian because I hate meat, I'm vegetarian because I hate plants :P

tjost


quality posts: 25 Private Messages tjost
DeadFrog wrote:Congrats on the print tjost! The simplicity of the design is really what pulls it off.



Thanks DeadFrog, hoping for a print from one of your excellent pieces too

thebassman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thebassman

I'm on for one... who doesn't want to eat more meat?

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant
Oldknave wrote:I believe that you're going to get a call from chik-fil-a soon, asking for their slogan back.



that slogan only pertains to chicken--ahem, "chikin"--so i think tjost is safe.

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

The orange looks like he needs a helmet with his name on it.