MarcosElMalo


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ronzalone wrote:Ugh three acute puns in a row... we really need to think of these responses from a new angle.



Do you feel a draft?

MarcosElMalo


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raspberryroo wrote:What's next? The rhombus rodeo?



C'mon, dude. There's kids that read this.

drunkenalien


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I don't know about you, but this looks like jungle fever... the country version.

Fourstringerslinger


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Mixing a math joke with a country joke is like putting nitro glycerin on a dulcimer, shouldn't really be done but interesting if tried.

dustydan


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Old MathDonald Had A Farm …

tazfreeatlast


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Jestik


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it seems all woot shirts can be worn with a sign saying "see??? _____________ (fill in the blank with daily pun. In this case "SQUARE DANCE!"...... GET IT???!!!!"


enough with the visual puns, please.



MOAR OTTERS!!!





Spiritgreen


quality posts: 223 Private Messages Spiritgreen

[NSFW]

::puts ruler through set square::

O_O

[/NSFW]

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 37 Private Messages Quasiskunk

I'm not sure that They Might Be Giants ever imagined Triangle Man to look like a right triangle. But where's Person Man?

meowchica


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I am a math geek, and this shirt just isn't very funny. It's also kind of ugly.

chesspeaceface


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Hey, your combo square is missing its scriber.

Zippy The Pinhead


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bassanimation wrote:Rhombus = one of the best words in the English language.

Hyperbole = THE best word in the English language.



Perhaps, but I am the Epitome of Hyperbole!

Oh, wait, I think that was Jim Gaffigan...........

I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.

Behn26


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What can you buy a father/engineer for christmas? This shirt, and that's probably about it, cause they have everything else.

inthecorn


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Jestik wrote:it seems all woot shirts can be worn with a sign saying "see??? _____________ (fill in the blank with daily pun. In this case "SQUARE DANCE!"...... GET IT???!!!!"


enough with the visual puns, please.



MOAR OTTERS!!!



yeah, it's kind of square

cattfish


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heh, that write-up reminds me of that bugs bunny sketch with the square dance...

"promenade across the floor
hit your parter with a two-by-four
that's it kids you're doing fine
now i'll pull your beard you pull mine"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQQGSsI87kA

tedzilla99


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Quasiskunk wrote:I'm not sure that They Might Be Giants ever imagined Triangle Man to look like a right triangle. But where's Person Man?



Triangle Man already fought Person Man...Triangle wins.


Triangle Man.

RaveDroid


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Hey I remember this part, this is that one in Math to the Future Part III... right before all those odd characters start duking it out with the even ones and making an obtuse scene... Slightly different angle though.

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skatimmy737


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I don't think this dance is on the level.

ejgendron


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is Huey Lewis headlining this party?

cantstopthesignal


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tedzilla99 wrote:Triangle Man already fought Person Man...Triangle wins.


Triangle Man.



nope.

I think Pyramid Head wins.




BootsBoots


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Jestik wrote:it seems all woot shirts can be worn with a sign saying "see??? _____________ (fill in the blank with daily pun. In this case "SQUARE DANCE!"...... GET IT???!!!!"


enough with the visual puns, please.



MOAR OTTERS!!!



Lol. Agreed. Although, I do think this shirt is well done, artistically.


IrishLass622


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<~~~~~LOVES math humor shirts! I work in an accounting dept. and can wear them on casual Fridays!

inthecorn


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inthecorn wrote:yeah, it's kind of square



wait....perhaps...its a different kind of square?

twobits


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anyone who does not read this writeup is missing out.

Certainly on the top-ten list of all-time all-woot writeups.

brfiesin


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deathteddy wrote:They make Acute couple.



Badum-tish.



thats one of the best puns I've heard in a while. Epic win.

I woot too much.

MBrulla


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Does the "trade"/"promenade" rhyme bother ANYONE else?

Anyone?

perkie2121


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Technically speaking it is a Combination Square dancing with a 30/60 Triangle, wouldve liked to see perhaps a T Square or perhaps a Speed Square if you like the triangular shape.

slyphox


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She may be acute but she is a bit one sided.

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
— Jeremy Clarkson

FlightControls


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I just want to say that I have a friend from Rancho Cucamonga from camp... and we all thought it was some magical place that didn't actually exist... BUT THE ARTIST IS FROM THERE TOO!!!!!

Oh... and the shirt... I'm a nerd... but there are better nerd shirts I'd buy.

And better shirts in general.

Sorry I don't have an otterific math pun for the comment

SaintWacko


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Oh this is just wrong. Squares should dance with Squares, and Triangles should dance with Triangles. The Circles will certainly have something to say about this!

Knowledge is power,
Power corrupts,
Study hard, be evil.

Woots:
2X Sandisk Sansa Clip 2gb, April Fool's Boggy Old Creature, Anniversary edition Boggy Old Creature

stevepilling


quality posts: 1 Private Messages stevepilling

I'm surprised. This is a farm scene. There should be a (pro)tractor in the background.

gumwrapper


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gumwrapper

The fence should be a slide rule. If y'all gonna geek out old school, go all the way!
(and no pocket protector? shame)

Assassin15


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They were dancing so hard that they didn't notice the tumbleweeds, and stomped them all flat in front of the barn.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

bamaster


quality posts: 5 Private Messages bamaster

Is this a hoedown or a hootenanny?

scottygill


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perkie2121 wrote:Technically speaking it is a Combination Square dancing with a 30/60 Triangle, wouldve liked to see perhaps a T Square or perhaps a Speed Square if you like the triangular shape.



Finally someone realized how poorly drawn that speed square is!!! Its not a square at all. Poor shirt idea, poorly drawn. I cant believe any were sold at all. boo

tazfreeatlast


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SaintWacko wrote:Oh this is just wrong. Squares should dance with Squares, and Triangles should dance with Triangles. The Circles will certainly have something to say about this!

It is true! The American Circle Liberties Union called to complain about Circles being discriminated against when this shirt was designed. They felt they were rounded off. The Triangles wanted to hear them out, claiming there were three sides to every story. The Squares were on edge over the outcome. Ultimately the Circles settled out of court. They just wanted a piece of the Pi.

geekonabike


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She's probably too smart for him, since she has a total of 180 degrees. Plus he won't like to do coffee with her, since he's more of a tea square, though he may be able to make adjustments. If she goes off on one of her tangents, there will be a radical idea there, though not necessarily if he just needs a one-half cosine on something. It would be best if she at least found a moral compass, though she still might not see the points. If this does go on and they have any male kids, do you think they'd be circumscribed?